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Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:09 PM

 

Robertson: "Miserable" Atheists Trying to "Steal" Christmas

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Reply Robertson: "Miserable" Atheists Trying to "Steal" Christmas (Original post)
HarveyDarkey Nov 2012 OP
Scootaloo Nov 2012 #1
sakabatou Nov 2012 #8
Scootaloo Nov 2012 #15
sakabatou Nov 2012 #19
oswaldactedalone Nov 2012 #2
Archae Nov 2012 #3
truebrit71 Nov 2012 #4
Populist_Prole Nov 2012 #14
Politicalboi Nov 2012 #5
HereSince1628 Nov 2012 #6
sakabatou Nov 2012 #7
lyingsackofmitt Nov 2012 #9
sharp_stick Nov 2012 #10
Barack_America Nov 2012 #11
gollygee Nov 2012 #12
Turbineguy Nov 2012 #13
hifiguy Nov 2012 #16
mick063 Nov 2012 #17
JHB Nov 2012 #18

Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:11 PM

1. Damn straight

Carry on as planned, my miserable godless fellows! There shall be no fun at all anymore! Only aluminum poles! Aluminum poles as far as the eye can see!

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Response to Scootaloo (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:20 PM

8. Can we at least tie a long string and leather ball to them?

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Response to sakabatou (Reply #8)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 04:34 PM

15. They might be into that, actually

Oh wait, you meant the aluminum poles and not the bestricken christmasers...

In that case, NO! Someone might hurt themselves. You know, gotta push the nanny state too.

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Response to Scootaloo (Reply #15)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 08:13 PM

19. Eh, growing up Jewish, I didn't know

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:12 PM

2. Foiled again

Who spilled the beans so that Robertson found out?

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:13 PM

3. Christians stole "Christmas" to begin with, asshole!

Can't he just kick the bucket finally?

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:13 PM

4. Seriously, why does anyone listen to this doddering old fool??

He needs to be put out to pasture so that he can soil his depends and drool into his food to his heart's content whilst leaving the rest of humanity the fuck alone...

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Response to truebrit71 (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:42 PM

14. +1

I despise charlatans like him.

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:16 PM

5. Miserable "christians" spewing

Christ EVERYWHERE. Let's replace the word Christmas for Happy Winter Solstice! FU Pat, you phony money stealing asshole. I hope he has a miserable life and death.

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:19 PM

6. SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:19 PM

7. "Miserable" Christians trying to steal Yule (among other things)

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:28 PM

9. Our plan is working!

Hey Pat, go fuck yourself!

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:28 PM

10. If Pat Robertson is pissed off

I'm a happy guy.

Honestly I think I could feed myself with the happiness that comes about whenever one of these self-important shithead scam artists is angry about something.

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:31 PM

11. ZOMG! If I donate to Robertson will Christmas be SAVED?

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:33 PM

12. It isn't even Thanksgiving yet

and we're already hearing about the war on Christmas.

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:36 PM

13. He should go to North Korea

They are worried that imperialists are trying to steal their poverty and starvation.

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 04:39 PM

16. Rome's Saturnalia long predates Xmas

and humans have been celebrating the solstice for thousands of years. Dolt.

Festivus for the Rest of Us!

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:29 PM

17. Twilight Zone episode 387

 

They come in to your home and take it all. The stockings, the tree, the gifts for little Johnnie. The evil atheists can come at any moment. They come when you least expect it! They will steal your Christmas Pat.


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Response to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Tue Nov 20, 2012, 05:33 PM

18. This is what happens when you name boys "Marion"

They try to hide it with nicknames, but it makes them assholes for life.

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