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Sun Nov 18, 2012, 02:39 PM

The best line up of post-election jokes

The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his wife Ann..."This time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the President of the United States".

After Mitt's concession speech, they head to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked, "sooooo....how does this work? Is Barack coming over here or am I supposed to go over there?"
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"Mitt Romney's family has been trying to console him since Tuesday's loss. In fact, this morning they took him to Ikea just so he could feel what it's like to put together a cabinet." –Jay Leno

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"No gloating. The Republicans are licking their wounds, which is ironically Mitt Romney's health care plan." –Bill Maher

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"I heard an update from Con Edison, the electricity company. They said the Republicans now will be without power for the next four years." –David Letterman

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Sun Nov 18, 2012, 02:44 PM

1. The Jay Leno joke is very funny!

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Response to Rosa Luxemburg (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 18, 2012, 02:45 PM

2. That's as close as he'll ever come

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