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Sat Nov 17, 2012, 07:25 AM

Paula Broadwell Crashing On Petraeus Family’s Couch Until Sex Scandal Blows Over




Paula Broadwell Crashing On Petraeus Family’s Couch Until Sex Scandal Blows Over

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SPRINGFIELD, NH—In an effort to escape the intense media scrutiny surrounding her recently exposed liaison with former CIA director David Petraeus, Paula Broadwell is reportedly crashing on the Petraeus family’s couch until the uproar blows over. “Holly has been the most gracious hostess throughout this whole ordeal,” Broadwell said of the woman whom she once spent hours interviewing while having an affair with her husband and writing his biography. “I wouldn’t blame her if the arrangement has left her feeling a little put out—houseguests can be a pretty big inconvenience—but she’s been really sweet about it. She gave me a couple of David’s old Army uniforms to sleep in and some fleece blankets from the closet.” At press time, sources confirmed Broadwell’s offer to help Holly Petraeus do the dishes had been politely rebuffed.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/paula-broadwell-crashing-on-petraeus-familys-couch,30392/

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Reply Paula Broadwell Crashing On Petraeus Family’s Couch Until Sex Scandal Blows Over (Original post)
kpete Nov 2012 OP
jsr Nov 2012 #1
Ilsa Nov 2012 #2
JustAnotherGen Nov 2012 #3
kooljerk666 Nov 2012 #7
icnorth Nov 2012 #4
ejpoeta Nov 2012 #5
MrYikes Nov 2012 #6

Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 07:29 AM

1. That's the least they can do for the poor woman.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 07:29 AM

2. Now that is Funny! LoL! nt

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 07:31 AM

3. kpete

I've gotta tell ya! I read the subject line and believed it! This "case"? Nothing is beyond the realm of belief!

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Response to JustAnotherGen (Reply #3)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 08:42 AM

7. I believed it too.............

 

My first thought " no kidding".

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 07:31 AM

4. Well Holly did take some precautions...

she banished Paula to the basement and confiscated her laptop.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 07:33 AM

5. i should always look to see if this is the onion. but it would be awkward

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 07:57 AM

6. Humor is a great gift. And in dealing with politics, a necessary one.

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