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Fri Nov 16, 2012, 06:07 PM

The Glenn Beck version of "Both Sides Now"--sing at your own risk in public!

GLENN BECK SINGS "BOTH SIDES NOW"

1.
Breaking stories soon grow cold
Yesterdayís news is so old
Unless it gets ďnewlyĒ told
Iíve looked at news that way

But some at Fox said I had changed
They Iím weird, they say Iím strange
And some said I was half-deranged
They saw my show that way

Iíve looked at news from both sides now
From true and false and still somehow
Itís my illusions I recall
I really donít know newsÖ.at all.


2.
Beans are white and beans are green
They give us gas, they keep us lean
When they are jelly, they taste keen
Iíve looked at beans that way

But Iím not rich from beans Iíve sold
Iíve gotten rich by touting gold
Organics do not fit the mold
For fans held in my sway

Iíve looked at beans from both sides now
From white to green, and still somehow
Itís Goldlineís paychecks I recall
I really donít know beansÖ..at all


3.
Shit is brown and shit is green
And several colors in between
And every version I have seen
Stinks in some bad way

But now they say the shit is me
I have no credibility
I pled with Fox on bended knee
But they sent me away

Iíve looked at shit from both sides now,
From brown and green, and still somehow,
Itís shitís strong odor I recall
I really donít know shitÖÖat all.

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Window Nov 2012 #3
DFW Nov 2012 #5

Response to DFW (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 06:10 PM

1. That is a very inventive and clever song, my dear DFW!

Bravo!

No, I am not going to sing it in public!

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 06:48 PM

2. Well, you COULD sing it in public

From the inside of a tank, that is!

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Response to DFW (Reply #2)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 08:17 PM

4. Then I would be safe, LOL!

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Response to DFW (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 07:39 PM

3. LMAO!! Too funny!! K/R

Well done!

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Response to Window (Reply #3)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 04:49 AM

5. When my house gets bombed, you'll know the opinions were divided.

But so far, no Beck fans have made any threats.

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