Fri Nov 16, 2012, 06:07 PM
DFW (20,623 posts)
The Glenn Beck version of "Both Sides Now"--sing at your own risk in public!
GLENN BECK SINGS "BOTH SIDES NOW"
Breaking stories soon grow cold
Yesterdayís news is so old
Unless it gets ďnewlyĒ told
Iíve looked at news that way
But some at Fox said I had changed
They Iím weird, they say Iím strange
And some said I was half-deranged
They saw my show that way
Iíve looked at news from both sides now
From true and false and still somehow
Itís my illusions I recall
I really donít know newsÖ.at all.
Beans are white and beans are green
They give us gas, they keep us lean
When they are jelly, they taste keen
Iíve looked at beans that way
But Iím not rich from beans Iíve sold
Iíve gotten rich by touting gold
Organics do not fit the mold
For fans held in my sway
Iíve looked at beans from both sides now
From white to green, and still somehow
Itís Goldlineís paychecks I recall
I really donít know beansÖ..at all
Shit is brown and shit is green
And several colors in between
And every version I have seen
Stinks in some bad way
But now they say the shit is me
I have no credibility
I pled with Fox on bended knee
But they sent me away
Iíve looked at shit from both sides now,
From brown and green, and still somehow,
Itís shitís strong odor I recall
I really donít know shitÖÖat all.
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Fri Nov 16, 2012, 06:10 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (118,078 posts)
1. That is a very inventive and clever song, my dear DFW!
No, I am not going to sing it in public!