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Fri Nov 16, 2012, 03:13 PM

If only Jesus had said…

"Smoke a little weed for thy stomach's sake."

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Reply If only Jesus had said… (Original post)
Jackpine Radical Nov 2012 OP
RagAss Nov 2012 #1
MrMickeysMom Nov 2012 #2
Jackpine Radical Nov 2012 #3
MrMickeysMom Nov 2012 #4
Jackpine Radical Nov 2012 #6
MrMickeysMom Nov 2012 #9
NightWatcher Nov 2012 #5
Warpy Nov 2012 #7
Jackpine Radical Nov 2012 #8

Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 03:17 PM

1. If he did they would have burned that gospel. Just like they burned the Gnostic Gospels.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 03:23 PM

2. I believe he did, JR!

For years, marijuana smokers have been sneered at by religious believers and labeled as “pot heads”, but now at least they can say they are following the example of Jesus. A recent archeological expedition to Israel uncovered scrolls that appear to depict the story of Jesus’ crucifixion. On one of the scrolls is a sketch that shows a man, thought to be Jesus, smoking from a pipe. Below the drawing is the Hebrew word "kineboisin", which translates to cannabis.
Dr. Isaac Cohen, president of the South Israel Archaeological Society, believes that this is an extremely significant discovery for the theological community. He described the discovery as “a finding that could change the way many perceive the world.” Cannabis is known to have been smoked thousands of years before Jesus’ time, but this is the first evidence to show that Jesus himself may have used the plant.]

http://ourreligiontoday.blogspot.com/2009/03/our-savior-was-pot-head.html

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Response to MrMickeysMom (Reply #2)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 03:28 PM

3. Wow. That piece of information alone

makes my otherwise throwaway post worthwhile.

Thanks!

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #3)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 03:30 PM

4. Any time!

It deserved a cherry on top!

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Response to MrMickeysMom (Reply #4)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 03:50 PM

6. I'm waiting for legalization and demographic changes so I can find a job somewhere

as a tokin' old white male.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #6)

Sat Nov 17, 2012, 05:48 AM

9. Play on words is great...

You deserve a joke that was just sent to me: http://dave6.posterous.com/dont-honk-at-old-people

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 03:33 PM

5. Reckon they'd just nail him up if he come down again

Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organic foods.
He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes.
Long hair, beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends.
Reckon they'd just nail him up if He come down again.

'Cos everybody's got to have somebody to look down on.
Who they can feel better than at anytime they please.
Someone doin' somethin' dirty, decent folks can frown on.
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 04:20 PM

7. I doubt he thought anything that common sense

needed to be said, that a bunch of tight lipped, hateful people would use his name to declare war on plants and human nature and that people would have to assume considerable legal risk to ease the pain of life.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #7)

Fri Nov 16, 2012, 06:19 PM

8. That's a weird sig line ya got there, Warpy.

Oddly familiar…

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