Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:10 AM
meegbear (25,262 posts)
Petition To Punch Grover Norquist In Dick Removed From White House Petition Site
Well, Wonketteers, we bring you some very depressing news: the petition for "all everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick" has been removed from We The People, the White House’s platform for direct democracy. This saddens us greatly for reasons that should be pretty obvious, do we really need to go into it because we’re pretty broken up about this whole thing. Also saddening for super obvious reasons: someone or someones removed the petition for President Obama to do the hokey pokey. We were going to drown our sorrows in a bottle of vodka but we got over it once we realized the petition to name Wonkette the official mommy blog of the United States of America is still alive and well.
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Response to meegbear (Original post)
Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:40 AM
Buns_of_Fire (9,293 posts)
4. I can see why. It's more suited for pay-per-view.
In that vein, I don't think "permitting" people to punch him in the dick is a cost-effective way of handling it -- I would charge people fifty cents per punch (or three for a dollar).
All proceeds to go towards reducing the national debt, of course.