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Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:10 AM

Petition To Punch Grover Norquist In Dick Removed From White House Petition Site



Well, Wonketteers, we bring you some very depressing news: the petition for "all everyone to punch Grover Norquist in the dick" has been removed from We The People, the White House’s platform for direct democracy. This saddens us greatly for reasons that should be pretty obvious, do we really need to go into it because we’re pretty broken up about this whole thing. Also saddening for super obvious reasons: someone or someones removed the petition for President Obama to do the hokey pokey. We were going to drown our sorrows in a bottle of vodka but we got over it once we realized the petition to name Wonkette the official mommy blog of the United States of America is still alive and well.

http://wonkette.com/489870/petition-to-punch-grover-norquist-in-dick-removed-from-white-house-petition-site

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Reply Petition To Punch Grover Norquist In Dick Removed From White House Petition Site (Original post)
meegbear Nov 2012 OP
lonestarnot Nov 2012 #1
fleur-de-lisa Nov 2012 #2
A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #3
Buns_of_Fire Nov 2012 #4
A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #6
Buns_of_Fire Nov 2012 #8
A HERETIC I AM Nov 2012 #11
Ganja Ninja Nov 2012 #5
struggle4progress Nov 2012 #7
nichomachus Nov 2012 #22
Helen Reddy Nov 2012 #9
Turborama Nov 2012 #10
RoccoR5955 Nov 2012 #13
Turborama Nov 2012 #16
JohnnyRingo Nov 2012 #12
workinclasszero Nov 2012 #14
magical thyme Nov 2012 #15
SpartanDem Nov 2012 #17
nichomachus Nov 2012 #18
Johonny Nov 2012 #19
Hydra Nov 2012 #20
RedCloud Nov 2012 #21

Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:20 AM

1. LMAO!

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:23 AM

2. Hilarious! - eom

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:28 AM

3. Now THAT'S funny!

But it should also allow for a kick to the nuts as well.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:40 AM

4. I can see why. It's more suited for pay-per-view.

In that vein, I don't think "permitting" people to punch him in the dick is a cost-effective way of handling it -- I would charge people fifty cents per punch (or three for a dollar).

All proceeds to go towards reducing the national debt, of course.

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:46 AM

6. No. All proceeds go toward....

Slapping every congressman that signed his stupid fucking pledge.

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Response to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #6)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:55 AM

8. How about charging a quarter a slap? (Or five for a dollar?)

After all, state budgets need some help, too!

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Response to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #8)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 10:13 AM

11. LOL.... OK, fine. n/t

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:43 AM

5. I wonder if Grover would agree to a dick punch tax?

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:52 AM

7. good. it's not only tasteless -- it's far below the dignity of our President and his staff

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Response to struggle4progress (Reply #7)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 03:52 PM

22. But sour-grapes secession petitions are so dignified

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 10:00 AM

9. I know I'm not suppose to...

 

but I admit to a chuckle.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 10:06 AM

10. A word of advice to the stupid petitioner...

It should have been "kick".

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Response to Turborama (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 10:23 AM

13. And it should have been "groin." n/t

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Response to RoccoR5955 (Reply #13)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 10:39 AM

16. "testicles" would have worked, too

"balls" would have been too oafish.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 10:18 AM

12. Reminds me of this homeless guy's sign...

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 10:27 AM

14. Aww shoot I missed that one! /nt

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 10:36 AM

15. Ok, so can we kick him in the nuts instead? nt

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 11:00 AM

17. This petition is pointless

everyone knows Grover doesn't have one in the first place.

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 11:02 AM

18. Well that's just silly

How would you know where to punch him? He's all dick.

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Response to nichomachus (Reply #18)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 11:19 AM

19. +1

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Response to nichomachus (Reply #18)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 11:20 AM

20. In the head, of course

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Response to meegbear (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 12:06 PM

21. it would take an electron microscope to find the pink hair!

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