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Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:48 PM

So what kind of job should President Obama offer Mitt Romney?

There's got to be something Obama could use him for that would be good for the country and cheer the poor man up. Maybe he could be a butler at they White House? He's got just the right look.

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Reply So what kind of job should President Obama offer Mitt Romney? (Original post)
undeterred Nov 2012 OP
doc03 Nov 2012 #1
PD Turk Nov 2012 #11
PennsylvaniaMatt Nov 2012 #21
ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #43
Honeycombe8 Nov 2012 #2
undeterred Nov 2012 #4
Honeycombe8 Nov 2012 #37
SmileyRose Nov 2012 #53
Bjorn Against Nov 2012 #3
RBInMaine Nov 2012 #14
Sadiedog Nov 2012 #33
Jennicut Nov 2012 #5
nc4bo Nov 2012 #10
Ghost in the Machine Nov 2012 #23
GoCubsGo Nov 2012 #56
gateley Nov 2012 #6
undeterred Nov 2012 #7
gateley Nov 2012 #42
msongs Nov 2012 #8
gateley Nov 2012 #45
Laura PourMeADrink Nov 2012 #17
gateley Nov 2012 #41
ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #44
cloudbase Nov 2012 #9
Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #12
undeterred Nov 2012 #15
Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #51
hifiguy Nov 2012 #13
zbdent Nov 2012 #16
RomneyLies Nov 2012 #18
Laura PourMeADrink Nov 2012 #19
madamesilverspurs Nov 2012 #20
Comrade_McKenzie Nov 2012 #22
davidthegnome Nov 2012 #24
chowder66 Nov 2012 #25
Cleita Nov 2012 #26
dogknob Nov 2012 #27
Summer Hathaway Nov 2012 #28
undeterred Nov 2012 #31
GeorgeGist Nov 2012 #29
TheKentuckian Nov 2012 #30
AsahinaKimi Nov 2012 #32
tavernier Nov 2012 #39
Blue4Texas Nov 2012 #34
Care Acutely Nov 2012 #35
quaker bill Nov 2012 #54
pnwest Nov 2012 #36
tavernier Nov 2012 #38
a kennedy Nov 2012 #40
lonestarnot Nov 2012 #46
Panasonic Nov 2012 #49
lonestarnot Nov 2012 #50
Revolutionary Girl Nov 2012 #47
Panasonic Nov 2012 #48
hobbit709 Nov 2012 #52
LaydeeBug Nov 2012 #55
GoCubsGo Nov 2012 #57
Bohunk68 Nov 2012 #60
LaydeeBug Nov 2012 #61
mfcorey1 Nov 2012 #58
Coyotl Nov 2012 #59

Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:50 PM

1. I wouldn't trust him to walk my dog n/t

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Response to doc03 (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:08 PM

11. me either

I'd be afraid she'd wind up on the roof of his car

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Response to PD Turk (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:33 PM

21. That reminds me of a funny poll from ABC

They asked parents, "Which candidate would you rather leave your children with?" No surprise, President Obama won.

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Response to PD Turk (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:50 PM

43. +1 nt

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:50 PM

2. Valet parker? We know he likes car elevators. nt

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Response to Honeycombe8 (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:52 PM

4. Yes I remember in the VP debate when Paul Ryan said he was a "car guy".

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Response to undeterred (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:28 PM

37. LOL! And he can listen to his rock music all day long while he drives cars around garages. nt

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Response to Honeycombe8 (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 07:05 AM

53. he'd take everyone change bang up the car

And blame it on someone else

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:52 PM

3. He can scrub the toilets

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Response to Bjorn Against (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:10 PM

14. He actually said he did this when was on his crusade in France as a young man. He has experience !

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Response to Bjorn Against (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:51 PM

33. Exactly what I was thinking! nt

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:53 PM

5. Pooper scooper. For Bo.

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Response to Jennicut (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:06 PM

10. You beat me to it. White House Lawn & Garden, Pooch Division. nm

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Response to Jennicut (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:33 PM

23. That was my first thought too, lol!! GMTA!!

Peace,

Ghost

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Response to Jennicut (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:09 AM

56. I wouldn't let that creep anywhere near Bo.

Or, his poop. Or, the White House. Or, our government. No job for you, Mitt. Go live off of your ill-gotten fortune. And, make sure it's far, far away from the rest of us.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:55 PM

6. Looks pretty good as a waiter :

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Response to gateley (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:00 PM

7. Nice photoshop!

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Response to undeterred (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:50 PM

42. From The Onion. :-)

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Response to gateley (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:03 PM

8. best pic of the week (tho mitt would be more identifiable w/out beard) nt

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Response to msongs (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:51 PM

45. The Onion -- one of my faves. It was a story about R&R disguising themselves

as caterers and crashing a Dem meeting.

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Response to gateley (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:13 PM

17. extraordinary Gateley ! Love it

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #17)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:49 PM

41. It's from The Onion -- I laugh every time I see it!

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Response to gateley (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:51 PM

44. +1 nt

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:04 PM

9. Ambassador to Atlantis n/t

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:08 PM

12. Well, we still need a new Ambassador in Libya



Too soon?


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Response to Motown_Johnny (Reply #12)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:11 PM

15. Thats a real job.

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Response to undeterred (Reply #15)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 06:59 AM

51. He can hire someone to do the work for him.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:10 PM

13. Ambassador to Mars. Or Kolob.

Pheeeeeeeeew.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:12 PM

16. tracer missile ...

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:13 PM

18. Let him be assistant beekeeper

 

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:15 PM

19. Absolutely Nothing. Even his own side thought he was an asshole. Why bother?

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:31 PM

20. Play d'oh.

On Rush Limbaugh's desk. Or Glenn Beck's.

His malleability should keep them quite entertained.


(I was originally going to suggest 'fetch toy' for Bo, but I don't think even the dog would bring him back...)


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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:33 PM

22. Gift shop, with the stipulation that he cannot liquidate the assets. nt

 

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:34 PM

24. Have him investigate fraud cases

with a financial incentive for everyone he catches doing what he did. He has experience, knowledge, skill... let's make use of it.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:36 PM

25. Should use him like a hacker but for taxes

Get Romney to reveal every trick and deception so Obama can fix the system.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:39 PM

26. I was going to say dog walker, but then I remembered poor Seamus.

I can't think of anything that useless fuck could be good for. He's not even a good businessman if he has to make his money as a business carrion eater.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:41 PM

27. Duh! Piss Boy (pic)

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:46 PM

28. Official WH map-maker

So he can demonstrate how Iran is a land-locked country, reliant on its neighbor, Syria, as its only route to the sea.

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Response to Summer Hathaway (Reply #28)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:50 PM

31. Yeah, either that or WH mathematician

at which he was equally bad...

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:47 PM

29. Ball washer

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:49 PM

30. Nothing, anything he is suited for like cleaning Bo poop is work a real person could use

Fuck Weird WilLIARd!!!

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:50 PM

32. Why should Mitt Romney work?

He's rich right? Let him retire to the Camen Islands and sit all day on a golf course. He probably stashed some money away from his campaign. I wonder if the Islanders know him by his first name? "Thank you sir, Mitt".

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Response to AsahinaKimi (Reply #32)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:43 PM

39. Cayman

I'm not the spelling police, honest, but a lot of people get this wrong.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:57 PM

34. Some EEO or Civil Rights job

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:08 PM

35. That bastard needs to find out what WORK really is. He's never done any.

I want him to push a steel cart and mop floors and scrub toilets.

ETA: and he has to live on the pay he gets, too.

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Response to Care Acutely (Reply #35)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:01 AM

54. And he never will

That is one thing 250 million dollars can assure.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:28 PM

36. SoMSU? Secretary of Making Shit Up?

Then Clinton will have his work cut out for him as Secretary of 'Splaining Stuff.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:37 PM

38. Barber?

Wasn't he really good at giving haircuts to fellow classmates??

Or perhaps working as a prison guard in Guantanamo, since humiliation seemed to come so easily for him.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:46 PM

40. clean up for Occupy anywhere.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:52 PM

46. I think he should be offered the wiping of Beau's ass after every bm.

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Response to lonestarnot (Reply #46)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:54 PM

49. or Bo's ass every bm

 

and he has to analyze it to make sure he's eating enough fiber.

Without gloves.

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Response to Panasonic (Reply #49)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 10:01 PM

50. He can then hose down the area.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:53 PM

47. Janitor of the White House bathrooms.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:53 PM

48. Sewer Cleaner

 

Without masks.

Get thee to work, Mittiot!

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 07:02 AM

52. septic tank inspector. He's such an expert on shit.

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:03 AM

55. What the hell is WRONG with you people??? Was anyone saying this about Kerry?

Or Gore?

We wish him best on his new endeavor...

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Response to LaydeeBug (Reply #55)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:10 AM

57. Thank you!

My answer to the OP: NONE. You lost, Mitt. Go away and find your own damn job.

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Response to LaydeeBug (Reply #55)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:31 AM

60. Awww, comeon LaydeeBug,

look at all the creative answers!!! And, if memory serves me right, yes it did occur with Kerry.

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Response to Bohunk68 (Reply #60)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 09:58 AM

61. I am pretty sure that it did NOT happen with Kerry. nt

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:11 AM

58. None!!!

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Response to undeterred (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 08:20 AM

59. Bishop

on that giant chess board down at the park

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