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Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:23 PM

Ladies And Gentlemen, We Present To You: ‘The Shirtless F.B.I. Guy’

http://wonkette.com/489866/ladies-and-gentlemen-we-present-to-you-the-shirtless-f-b-i-guy



By all appearances, Frederick W. Humphries II, 47, has asked his remaining friends in the Federal Bureau of Investigation to reach out to The New York Times and speak as glowingly of his character as certain other people have spoken of certain other people’s maternal love. Wait, what? Oh, don’t worry about it. You guys, we got our SHIRTLESS FBI GUY!!1! (Photo from Seattle Times.)

“Fred is a passionate kind of guy,” said one former colleague. “He’s kind of an obsessive type. If he locked his teeth onto something, he’d be a bulldog.”

That description would appear to fit his involvement in the current investigation.

Oh, New York Times, how we love it when you’re a catty bitch.

Perhaps some of those friends take issue with newsmedia reports that Mr. Wertham II was just contantly sexting selfies to unsuspecting consuls honorary?

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Reply Ladies And Gentlemen, We Present To You: ‘The Shirtless F.B.I. Guy’ (Original post)
warrior1 Nov 2012 OP
MADem Nov 2012 #1
JI7 Nov 2012 #4
MADem Nov 2012 #9
Liberalynn Nov 2012 #2
MADem Nov 2012 #10
sammytko Nov 2012 #3
Agschmid Nov 2012 #5
DeSwiss Nov 2012 #6
aletier_v Nov 2012 #13
Generic Other Nov 2012 #7
rgbecker Nov 2012 #8
AnnaLee Nov 2012 #11
JI7 Nov 2012 #12
Honeycombe8 Nov 2012 #14
undeterred Nov 2012 #15
Lebam in LA Nov 2012 #16
BillyJack Nov 2012 #17
Kennah Nov 2012 #18
FVZA_Colonel Nov 2012 #19
Dems50State Nov 2012 #20
NBachers Nov 2012 #21

Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:29 PM

1. An oil painting, he's not!

No wonder the sultry socialite was uninterested.

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Response to MADem (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:32 PM

4. is john allen or petraeus any better ?

maybe being a general made up for it

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Response to JI7 (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:55 PM

9. No, but they aren't the topic of this thread! nt

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:31 PM

2. He can keep his shirt on and his pants too

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Response to Liberalynn (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:57 PM

10. He looks like Pooty Poot Putin's funky little brother! nt

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:31 PM

3. I knew he would be exposed, but didn't think it would be this fast!

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:32 PM

5. O... That killed it for me. N/t

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:44 PM

6. K&R

QUESTIONS:
The photo was sent as a “joke” and was of Mr. Humphries “posing with a couple of dummies.” Mr. Berger said the picture was not sexual in nature.


- Okay, after seeing his picture I can see the whole ''not sexual in nature'' thing. However, besides Humphries who were the other dummies???

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Response to DeSwiss (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:16 PM

13. maybe he was posing with the twins

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:47 PM

7. Hairless FBI guy?

Why would I want to see the rest?

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:47 PM

8. Didn't these guys go to Sunday School when they were kids?

And get told that Jesus was watching everything they did?

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 07:57 PM

11. So which one of these dopes isn't a dope but the one that's going to get rich off the book?

And which one is in enough trouble to become the next FAUX news Ollie North?
And which one is cute enough to become the next FAUX news center piece?

Many important questions still left unanswered.

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Response to AnnaLee (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:01 PM

12. i don't think these people were famous enough

to profit off of it.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:17 PM

14. His name is Mudd, now. Do all wacko Repubs look like Joe the Plumber? nt

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:21 PM

15. With all the hype I was hoping for Eric Close.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 08:43 PM

16. and apparently hairless n/t

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 09:00 PM

17. Paula must have been attracted to the ehm, high forehead....

similar to hers.

Not believing any of this. This is just distraction from a real story/truth.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 01:17 AM

18. He's a POOPY HEAD!

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 01:18 AM

19. Well, looks like we've got a role for Rob Corddry in the upcoming movie based on this clusterfuck.

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Response to warrior1 (Original post)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 01:19 AM

20. I wonder if he goes to the same gym as Paul Ryan

 

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Response to Dems50State (Reply #20)

Thu Nov 15, 2012, 02:39 AM

21. or Jeff Gannon

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