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Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:03 PM

FU GOP nominations

Double down, give GOP middle finger. Their tears are sweet as the finest mead.

Warren: get her on banking committee, threaten quisling dems with waterboarding if they cave.

Bill Clinton: Get him doing something official, what I don't know. Secretary of Explaining Shit?

Michael Moore: Team him up with the guy who did the documentary Fat, Sick, Nearly Dead, get him on a juice fast and down to a healthy weight, Surgeon General's point man on fighting obesity. Conservatives hate anything Michael Moore, plus we keep him healthy enough to make more films. How is this not a double-win?

Elliot Spitzer: Special Prosecutor, go after the banks that burned him on the prostitution angle. Yeah, like you don't already know that was a special FU just for him.

Elon Musk: Special Adviser on Science

I figure we could also pick from the people in this book who are still alive --

http://www.amazon.com/100-People-Who-Screwing-America/dp/0061126535

Angry conservative troll yelling at clouds.

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jollyreaper2112 Nov 2012 OP
quinnox Nov 2012 #1
jollyreaper2112 Nov 2012 #2
quinnox Nov 2012 #3
KamaAina Nov 2012 #7
graham4anything Nov 2012 #4
RepublicansRZombies Nov 2012 #5
jollyreaper2112 Nov 2012 #6

Response to jollyreaper2112 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:03 PM

1. "Their tears are sweet as the finest mead."

 

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Response to jollyreaper2112 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:05 PM

2. Also, supreme court appointments

Sadly, I'm not familiar enough with likely supreme court candidates but there have to be some doozies out there waiting to be had. Pick the most liberal ones to be found, stick them in the court.

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Response to jollyreaper2112 (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:06 PM

3. sounds great to me!

 

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Response to jollyreaper2112 (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 06:39 PM

7. If only Cornel West hadn't popped off

and called Obama a "Republican in blackface".

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021815233

So much for that brilliant plan.

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Response to jollyreaper2112 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:06 PM

4. Bill Clinton for first gentleman 2017-25. That would be sweet revenge continued

 

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Response to jollyreaper2112 (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:23 PM

5. I nominate you the nominator!

 

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Response to RepublicansRZombies (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:55 PM

6. Looks like it started

Obama just nominated an out gay black judge for the federal bench. The only way that could possibly be better is if he was an atheist vegan.

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