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Wed Nov 14, 2012, 12:08 PM

Texas Republican Says ‘Maggots’ Re-elected Obama

** Not much new but love the title!



http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/11/11/texas-republican-says-maggots-re-elected-obama/

Let’s be sympathetic, now. America’s red-state patriots are having a tough time these last few days. Watching FOX News on election night, for example, a liberal might have been forgiven for assuming Megyn Kelly was undergoing an on-air colonoscopy.

She looked that grim.

Meanwhile, Karl Rove couldn’t believe his lying eyes. When Ohio went blue, you thought Brit Hume might have to use a stun gun to silence the gibbering fool.

On talk radio the morning of November 7th, Rush Limbaugh had to break the bad news to all patriotic Dittoheads: the black guy was still in the White House. The “entitlement class,” he grumbled, had spoken. The “takers” had elected Obama. Now the “makers” would suffer hideous fates…like seeing their marginal tax rates rise by 3%! Maybe a whole 5%!

On Thursday, Michael Savage assured listeners that, no, their side didn’t lose. Obama had sinister ties to some computer company somewhere that somehow allowed him to rig the election and turn reliable red votes blue. Only Savage, Savage noted, was reporting the story. Something to do with the liberal media bias. Or Hitler. Or unicorns.

Down in Texas, Peter Morrison, a Hardin County Republican and county treasurer wanted no part of the awful news. A Tea Party stalwart and Ron Paul supporter, Mr. Morrison wanted to know: “Why should Vermont and Texas live under the same government?”

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Reply Texas Republican Says ‘Maggots’ Re-elected Obama (Original post)
flamingdem Nov 2012 OP
Sekhmets Daughter Nov 2012 #1
drm604 Nov 2012 #2
JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2012 #3
flamingdem Nov 2012 #5
JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2012 #6
flamingdem Nov 2012 #10
hrmjustin Nov 2012 #4
and-justice-for-all Nov 2012 #7
SpartanDem Nov 2012 #8
flamingdem Nov 2012 #11
Science Geek Nov 2012 #9

Response to flamingdem (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 12:11 PM

1. Hilarious!

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Response to flamingdem (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 12:12 PM

2. My state went for Obama,

and when I went to vote, all I saw in line were humans. No maggots, just humans.

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Response to flamingdem (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 12:17 PM

3. Hello, fellow maggots!

Good work!

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 12:22 PM

5. bonjiorno!

from guiseppe the italian-american cuddly maggot

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Response to flamingdem (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 04:36 PM

6. Yikes! That image is somehow disturbing. However ...

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #6)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:04 PM

10. I was afraid to open that link

but it wasn't too disgusting!

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Response to flamingdem (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 12:21 PM

4. Where do they find these people.

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Response to flamingdem (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 04:37 PM

7. Love me some SLIPKNOT!!! nt

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Response to flamingdem (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 04:39 PM

8. MAGGOTS FOR OBAMA!!

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Response to SpartanDem (Reply #8)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 05:04 PM

11. Love it!

We are all maggots, or at least larval

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Response to flamingdem (Original post)

Wed Nov 14, 2012, 04:44 PM

9. I know he is, but what am I?

I thought a response on the same maturity level would be appropriate.

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