Wed Nov 14, 2012, 01:08 PM
flamingdem (33,387 posts)
Texas Republican Says ‘Maggots’ Re-elected Obama
** Not much new but love the title!
Let’s be sympathetic, now. America’s red-state patriots are having a tough time these last few days. Watching FOX News on election night, for example, a liberal might have been forgiven for assuming Megyn Kelly was undergoing an on-air colonoscopy.
She looked that grim.
Meanwhile, Karl Rove couldn’t believe his lying eyes. When Ohio went blue, you thought Brit Hume might have to use a stun gun to silence the gibbering fool.
On talk radio the morning of November 7th, Rush Limbaugh had to break the bad news to all patriotic Dittoheads: the black guy was still in the White House. The “entitlement class,” he grumbled, had spoken. The “takers” had elected Obama. Now the “makers” would suffer hideous fates…like seeing their marginal tax rates rise by 3%! Maybe a whole 5%!
On Thursday, Michael Savage assured listeners that, no, their side didn’t lose. Obama had sinister ties to some computer company somewhere that somehow allowed him to rig the election and turn reliable red votes blue. Only Savage, Savage noted, was reporting the story. Something to do with the liberal media bias. Or Hitler. Or unicorns.
Down in Texas, Peter Morrison, a Hardin County Republican and county treasurer wanted no part of the awful news. A Tea Party stalwart and Ron Paul supporter, Mr. Morrison wanted to know: “Why should Vermont and Texas live under the same government?”
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