2. The Passion of the Christ starring Willard Mittens Romney as Jesus!
Oh the persecution of the poor,poor,hapless job creators.
While my right frontal lobe was examining the opinion piece for correlations to talking points in play on the game board,my left frontal lobe was playing a cinematic of Willard Christ,Son of Elohim being forced to carry his cross up Golgotha only to make his escape in a flying saucer piloted by Bob Dobbs who dropped him off on planet Kolob for a tearful reunion with his twin brothers Lucifer and Jesus.
You can not make this shit up,oh wait...........................