Caption this Romney/Newt pic

[Hugabear]

"If I stare at him long enough, maybe he'll burst into flames"

[joeybee12]

1. Thank God I'm drunk...nt

[TlalocW]

2. Bzzzt, error 413, graphical interface malfunction, (a)bort/(r)etry/(f)ail?

Bzzzt.

TlalocW

[Wait Wut]

3. "He's such a meany that I'm not gonna tell him...

...that he has a booger."

[RKP5637]

4. "I'm glad he can't aim that finger worth a damn!"

[stevenleser]

5. My non-funny caption:

I could try and refute what he is saying, but he comes across as such a mean snarky person that he hurts himself as much as he hurts me everytime he speaks so there is no need.

[polly7]

6. Awesome hair, I can just picture it on me.

[rurallib]

7. "He IS the Pillsbury dough boy!"

[Astrad]

8. "If you have nothing to hide, why should you care if the TSA does this?"

[graywarrior]

9. Oh wow! Why didn't I notice this before? He'd fit nicely right inside that old dog cage!

[icymist]

10. If you would give me a hamburger today I will gladly pay for it tomorrow.

eom

[RKP5637]

12. Yep, he does look like Wimpy! LOL!!!

[Yavin4]

11. "A $500,000 Tiffany's Bill? Pshaw! I Should Buyout Tiffanys and Fire Their Workers"

"I Have Soooo Much More Money Than He Does"

[HopeHoops]

13. "Asshole" - "Dickweed" - "Thank you gentlemen for an amazingly intelligent exchange."

[DippyDem]

14. "If I had this finger up Romney's butt...

he would leak so much santorum."

[yellowcanine]

15. My wife was right! If I imagine Newt naked when he is talking this is a lot more fun!

[Motown_Johnny]

16. "Rant all you want, the fix is in."

[pacalo]

17. "And to prove he's a robot, I'm going to press the button on his lapel."