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Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:46 AM

Has the war on Christmas started yet?

I don't wanna miss it.

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Reply Has the war on Christmas started yet? (Original post)
cynatnite Nov 2012 OP
KittyWampus Nov 2012 #1
oswaldactedalone Nov 2012 #2
Bolo Boffin Nov 2012 #3
jberryhill Nov 2012 #4
Indpndnt Nov 2012 #5
bottomofthehill Nov 2012 #6
JackintheGreen Nov 2012 #7
karmaqueen Nov 2012 #8
defacto7 Nov 2012 #9
BainsBane Nov 2012 #10
Archae Nov 2012 #11
cynatnite Nov 2012 #15
Summer Hathaway Nov 2012 #12
SpartanDem Nov 2012 #13
BlueCollar Nov 2012 #14
Bigmack Nov 2012 #16

Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:47 AM

1. the Christmas Trees are joined at the roots...

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:47 AM

2. Colbert

just announcing the war has been declared. Project Omnicron commence. Battle stations all.

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:49 AM

3. Yes, Phase One has:

The part where we fight Christmas decorations in stores before Thanksgiving. This phase generally has the support of the indigeous population.

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:50 AM

4. We need to get the generals to stop fucking long enough

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 01:52 AM

5. I certainly hope so.

I don't want them to notice us changing Thanksgiving Day into ThankSatan Day until they smell the brimstone. By then, it'll be too late.

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:04 AM

6. I hope the war on Christmas does not start until after Thanksgiving

All of this Christmas stuff is starting way too early......

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:04 AM

7. I haven't heard a single Christmas Carol yet

I mean, I'm working in Pakistan right now, but not a single Christmas Carol? Do they know it's Christmas time at all?!?

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:05 AM

8. I hate when they tell me how I am supposed to talk!

I say Merry Christmas but I also say Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings or what ever else I feel like saying. I hate when someone says this somehow is anti Christmas??? I doubt Jesus cares how we greet our friends and neighbors...It is important how we treat others not what we say..I think Billo started this

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:09 AM

9. I really need to write an atheist Xmas carol....

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:20 AM

10. I insist on waiting until after Thanksgiving

to wage war on Christmas. Any earlier is just too tacky.

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:25 AM

11. I already lost.

I've been...(gets a sheepish look)...been listening to Christmas music and admiring Christmas decorations in store flyers and in stores.

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Response to Archae (Reply #11)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 10:53 AM

15. I'm ready with "Happy Holidays" and I'm not afraid to use it. n/t

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:26 AM

12. I just bought 200 "War on Xmas" cards at the mall

Hallmark always has such a wide selection for every occasion.

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:29 AM

13. I'm planning a eco friendly Christmas tree/Christian burning

why do them separately when you can do both a the same time?

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 02:31 AM

14. I'm still waiting for the Tango Whiskey Tango notification

But I'm ready...

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Response to cynatnite (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 10:56 AM

16. This year I'm gonna jam the Little Drummer Boy's sticks up his nose! nt

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