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Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:33 PM

What do you want?


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things
2 (13%)
stuff
2 (13%)
some motherfuckin' ice tea!
3 (20%)
a break
2 (13%)
other (specify to testify!)
6 (40%)
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Bucky Nov 2012 OP
RichGirl Nov 2012 #1
defacto7 Nov 2012 #2
dchill Nov 2012 #3
Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2012 #4
WinkyDink Nov 2012 #20
Bucky Nov 2012 #31
BlueMan Votes Nov 2012 #5
Scootaloo Nov 2012 #19
WinkyDink Nov 2012 #28
BlueMan Votes Nov 2012 #30
Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #6
rrneck Nov 2012 #7
lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #8
graham4anything Nov 2012 #25
Quantess Nov 2012 #9
WillyT Nov 2012 #10
Robb Nov 2012 #11
Incitatus Nov 2012 #12
MrScorpio Nov 2012 #13
aint_no_life_nowhere Nov 2012 #14
ThatsMyBarack Nov 2012 #15
BeHereNow Nov 2012 #16
Scootaloo Nov 2012 #17
WinkyDink Nov 2012 #18
PD Turk Nov 2012 #21
Jack Sprat Nov 2012 #22
wandy Nov 2012 #23
doc03 Nov 2012 #24
FLyellowdog Nov 2012 #26
LineNew Reply .
baldguy Nov 2012 #27
Raine Nov 2012 #29
jorno67 Nov 2012 #32
LadyHawkAZ Nov 2012 #33
TeeYiYi Nov 2012 #34
maveric56 Nov 2012 #35
AlexSatan Nov 2012 #36

Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:35 PM

1. All of the above....

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:38 PM

2. Nothing

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:39 PM

3. Definitely stuff...

All the stuff I can get. But it must be verifyably stuff taken from Bill O'Reilly. Or a reasonable facsimile. I'm not gonna be that picky.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:40 PM

4. I want it all and I want it now!

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Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:18 PM

20. Okay, Freddie! ;-)

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Response to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 09:39 PM

31. That is so culture beat!

I know what i want and i want it now!
I want you, cause I'm Mr.Vain!
Call me Mr. Raider. Call me Mr. Wrong.
Call me insane!

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:43 PM

5. well, you can't have that- but if you're an American citizen...

 

you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

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Response to BlueMan Votes (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:18 PM

19. "A baby's arm holding an apple"

...I wish I didn't know that that referred to.

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Response to Scootaloo (Reply #19)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:42 PM

28. You're not alone. ;-)

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Response to Scootaloo (Reply #19)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 08:02 PM

30. Michael Caine used it on mini-me in "Goldmember".

 

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:44 PM

6. I want to be able to get legally high at a gay wedding anywhere in the US.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:46 PM

7. All I want is what's mine. And what's touching it. nt

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:47 PM

8. My shit is stuff, your stuff is shit.







BWAHAHAHA


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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #8)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:38 PM

25. this was always one of my 2 favorite Carlin bit, along with the Football vs. Baseball one

 

I want George Carlin back, that is what I want.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:47 PM

9. FRE!!! BIRF KONTROL!!!

Like, outta control an FREE an' shit. Total condoms shootin' out all ovah da place, like, for FREE y'all!
So much fukin' birf control for free, next we gonna trade doze birf control for food stamps !!!1


/sarcasm, in case you were wondering.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:48 PM

10. Raise Taxes On The Rich, Go After Tax Cheats, And Tax Avoiders... FIRST !!!

Along with cuts in Defense spending.

And THEN... lets see how what else MIGHT be necessary.




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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:49 PM

11. More importantly, when do I want it?

"Now," arguably.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:50 PM

12. more coffee nt

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:51 PM

13. General common sense, acceptance and sanity nt

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:52 PM

14. To play violin like Jascha Heifetz

I wouldn't need anything more out of life than a unabomber-style cabin in the woods with some water and beans. I'd consider myself a very rich man.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 06:53 PM

15. Sesame Street 70s back on regular TV!

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:00 PM

16. I want my country back from the bastards who stole it.

The corporatists, the media, the rabid Tea Baggers and the oblivious
top economic earners who are completely disconnected from reality.

I want the lobbyists OUT, I want the Patriot Act repealed-
I want to be able to fly in this country without being subjected to
humiliation and subservience by TSA agents that do not qualify to walk my dog...
I want the Bush administration to be prosecuted for WAR CRIMES.
I want the MSM held accountable for their role in dividing and misguiding
the citizens of this country.
My list is endless...

BHN

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:15 PM

17. A saddled giraffe

because ponies are sooo mainstream

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:17 PM

18. Justice.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:21 PM

21. other

Somebody get me a sammich!!

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:26 PM

22. I want every citizen to be able to vote

 

and equal non-discriminatory voter registration in all 50 states and counties within.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:28 PM

23. A Kama Sutra coffee pot and a babys arm holding an apple.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:33 PM

24. All I want is the SS and Medicare that I worked for and

paid into for 44 years.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:40 PM

26. Free stuff...

and a cute cabana boy to deliver it.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:41 PM

27. .

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:50 PM

29. ANYTHING that I can get for free, I like free stuff. nt

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 09:42 PM

32. I Wanna Rock!

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 09:43 PM

33. My damn rainbows and pony! RIGHT NOW!

Get a move on, Obama!

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 09:47 PM

34. Wicker.

TYY

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 09:50 PM

35. A fucking job!!

Old School doesn't rule anymore.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Tue Nov 13, 2012, 10:22 AM

36. My MTV

 

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