What do you want?

All the stuff I can get. But it must be verifyably stuff taken from Bill O'Reilly. Or a reasonable facsimile. I'm not gonna be that picky.

I know what i want and i want it now!
I want you, cause I'm Mr.Vain!
Call me Mr. Raider. Call me Mr. Wrong.
Call me insane!

you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

...I wish I didn't know that that referred to.

BWAHAHAHA

I want George Carlin back, that is what I want.

Like, outta control an FREE an' shit. Total condoms shootin' out all ovah da place, like, for FREE y'all!
So much fukin' birf control for free, next we gonna trade doze birf control for food stamps !!!1


/sarcasm, in case you were wondering.

Along with cuts in Defense spending.

And THEN... lets see how what else MIGHT be necessary.

"Now," arguably.

I wouldn't need anything more out of life than a unabomber-style cabin in the woods with some water and beans. I'd consider myself a very rich man.

The corporatists, the media, the rabid Tea Baggers and the oblivious
top economic earners who are completely disconnected from reality.

I want the lobbyists OUT, I want the Patriot Act repealed-
I want to be able to fly in this country without being subjected to
humiliation and subservience by TSA agents that do not qualify to walk my dog...
I want the Bush administration to be prosecuted for WAR CRIMES.
I want the MSM held accountable for their role in dividing and misguiding
the citizens of this country.
My list is endless...

BHN

because ponies are sooo mainstream

Somebody get me a sammich!!

and equal non-discriminatory voter registration in all 50 states and counties within.

paid into for 44 years.

and a cute cabana boy to deliver it.

Get a move on, Obama!

TYY

Old School doesn't rule anymore.