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Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:09 PM

Please tell me how to reply to the ultimate freeper

"This was posted on a country music board I go to, Im not an American, but I would like to reply
to this person, any thoughts, should I use humor? should i go aggressive? What should I write
to this....."


I do not know who wrote this, but it reflects my feeling about the election outcome.

Obituary: On November 6, 2012 the once great nation of the United States of America, was found robbed, brutally raped, and murdered. She was known as the Lady who could always be trusted to provide aid in a time of need. With open arms she provided food for the needy, shelter for the homeless, businesses for the jobless, and happiness to those who chose to pursue it. She was the queen of honesty, trustworthy and dependable, beloved of people world-wide. Her accused murderer is a well-known Muslim dictator posing as a Christian President. Even though she had been warned by her God fearing neighbors that he was an abomination and shouldn’t be trusted she ignored their warning. Thru lies and deceit he led her down a dark alley flooded on both sides. After starving her for four years, providing her only with food stamps and government jobs, he then began to brutally rape her. Her left arm of New Jersey and New York was left to fester in the devastation and ruin of Hurricane Sandy, while her right arm of California which was broken in bankruptcy and corruption was bound behind her back. Her abdomen was found filled with illegal aliens, terrorists, and drug dealers of multiple countries crawling through her intestines trying not to be exposed. He cut out her heart, made up of the Military and Ambassadors of good will, with lies, deceit, and dishonesty. It was found burned, murdered, torn apart, and thrown at the feet of Russia and Iran. He slowly choked the breath of entrepreneurship, small businesses, and jobs from her already dying body, with his socialism, taxes, and Obamacare. Her hair, once beautiful locks of golden churches, that taught goodness, morality, and was filled with God fearing Christians, was found frayed and tattered. Pulled out by the roots in immorality, abominations, and pooled in the blood of aborted children surrounding her head.
With his forked tongue of lying, cheating, deceiving, murdering deceit, racial accusations, and class warfare he proceeded to divide her in half. Her end was viewed by all of his cheering brothers of the Muslim world.

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Reply Please tell me how to reply to the ultimate freeper (Original post)
brettdale Nov 2012 OP
elleng Nov 2012 #1
angel823 Nov 2012 #45
bongbong Nov 2012 #2
Lil Missy Nov 2012 #3
Tennessee Gal Nov 2012 #4
deutsey Nov 2012 #5
JaneyVee Nov 2012 #6
morningglory Nov 2012 #7
Arkansas Granny Nov 2012 #8
WinkyDink Nov 2012 #9
brettdale Nov 2012 #32
Viva_La_Revolution Nov 2012 #56
beam me up scottie Nov 2012 #10
Squinch Nov 2012 #11
kydo Nov 2012 #12
pipewrench Nov 2012 #13
DemocratSinceBirth Nov 2012 #14
ck4829 Nov 2012 #15
Ken Burch Nov 2012 #16
Hugabear Nov 2012 #17
bluestate10 Nov 2012 #18
Drale Nov 2012 #19
MineralMan Nov 2012 #20
Arcanetrance Nov 2012 #21
leftyohiolib Nov 2012 #29
Initech Nov 2012 #22
leftyohiolib Nov 2012 #23
Indpndnt Nov 2012 #24
reflection Nov 2012 #25
beam me up scottie Nov 2012 #35
LineLineLineReply .
reflection Nov 2012 #38
JoePhilly Nov 2012 #26
leftyohiolib Nov 2012 #27
War Horse Nov 2012 #28
1-Old-Man Nov 2012 #30
txdemsftw Nov 2012 #31
sinkingfeeling Nov 2012 #33
brettdale Nov 2012 #36
Chorophyll Nov 2012 #44
ErikJ Nov 2012 #34
tabasco Nov 2012 #37
Ashened Nov 2012 #39
Hugin Nov 2012 #40
brettdale Nov 2012 #42
Hugin Nov 2012 #46
brettdale Nov 2012 #48
kentuck Nov 2012 #41
Vox Moi Nov 2012 #43
Zoeisright Nov 2012 #47
On the Road Nov 2012 #49
Spirochete Nov 2012 #50
Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2012 #51
brettdale Nov 2012 #52
Politicub Nov 2012 #53
JHB Nov 2012 #54
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #55
brettdale Nov 2012 #57
maxrandb Nov 2012 #58

Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:11 PM

1. With silence, imo.

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Response to elleng (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:57 PM

45. correct

There is no honor in engaging in a battle of the wits with an unarmed opponent.

Angel in Texas (still in Texas, and we won't be seceding if I have anything to say about it)

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:11 PM

2. It's God's will

 

That's all you need to tell the America-hater (AKA, repig). Anything more is a waste of your time.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:11 PM

3. You don't reply to freepers. You ignore them. n/t

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:12 PM

4. My suggestion:

"ROFL ... Hope you can find your way out of the twilight zone."

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:12 PM

5. Encourage them to please start taking their medicine again...n/t

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:13 PM

6. Tell them to seek mental help immediately.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:13 PM

7. Probably one of my relatives. I do not have what it takes to reply in a civil

manner. I have learned that for me, it is best to ignore them. I start typing, and end up apoplectic, hammering the keyboard with typos. People on this board tell tales of discussing things with these types, but I often end up calling them STUPID! This does not help things, I know. Good luck with it, let us know how you handle it.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:13 PM

8. You can't have a discussion with someone who believes this crap.

Silence is the best response, IMO.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:13 PM

9. ANOTHER "Help me reply" OP. Nice try.

YES< I AM lumping these posts all together in my "Do Not Believe" file.

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #9)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:41 PM

32. ive been here for eight years

look at all my posts im not a freeper.

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #9)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:07 PM

56. don't make DU suck. nt

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:14 PM

10. I wouldn't bother replying.

Anyone who believes that is mentally ill.



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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:15 PM

11. THis guy thinks he is some kind of poet, and he takes himself really seriously. I would totally

negate that by saying something like

"Dear (whomever),

Your post shows that don't know the first thing about me, my history, or what I stand for.

So bite me.

Sincerely,
The United States of America

P.S. I am alive, and well, and thriving. Deal with it.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:16 PM

12. slowly walk away ...

this one I fear is beyond even the help of trained professionals.

Then block all email facebook stuff. Its the only way.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:18 PM

13. here's a quote to help

"Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts."

E. B. White

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:19 PM

14. I Would Ask Him Or Her To Get Counseling/nt

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:20 PM

15. "LOL! That is the stupidest thing I ever heard." You're welcome.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:21 PM

16. "her hair, once golden locks of beautiful churches"?

Yet another example of the tragic consequences of creative writing class.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:21 PM

17. Isn't the product of rape God's will?

So if in their opinion, America was "raped", then they should view whatever happens as God's will.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:21 PM

18. Tell that person that incorrect illusions, lies and fantasies never solve problems. nt

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:23 PM

19. I'll direct you to my most recent post

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:24 PM

20. Why waste time replying to abject morons?

Just ignore crap like this. It's idiocy.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:25 PM

21. As someone who was dragged to church constantly as a child

Where are these morally well rounded churches that teach kindness and love I never experienced them and still haven't found any of the adherents to the Christian faith that's been very morally upright or caring. In fact looking at history Christianity brought plague and death to every nation it conquered

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Response to Arcanetrance (Reply #21)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:39 PM

29. people see what they want to see

 

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:25 PM

22. To quote Hank Hill: "I don't know whether to laugh or vomit."

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:25 PM

23. what a drama queen

 

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:27 PM

24. There is no reasoning with, or talking to, a creature like this. He's certifiable.



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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:28 PM

25. Finish with:

"An autopsy revealed that this great lady, the United States of America, was stricken with a malignancy in her Southeast region, a fast-spreading and incurable Tea Party cancer that was astonishingly xenophobic and hopelessly ignorant. Had she been diagnosed early, she may have survived. Unfortunately, it had advanced to every uneducated region in her body."

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Response to reflection (Reply #25)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:43 PM

35. ^^^THIS^^^

+1 squidzillion


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Response to beam me up scottie (Reply #35)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:47 PM

38. .

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:31 PM

26. Respond: "If you are going to quote the crazy guy on the Subway, at least give him credit!"

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:35 PM

27. 1st call him a baby then make fun of the size of his penis then tell him....

 

he lost and to suck it up and quit being sore loser , get over it, all the crap i had to hear after 'w' had the supreme court call the election for 'w'

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:36 PM

28. You can't reason with this person

Not worth the time or the effort.

But if you choose to try you might ask him to use paragraphs. RWNJs seem to be unable to do that.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:39 PM

30. A simple and polite "Go fucking yourself you god-damned simpleton" is usually sufficient.

There is no argument you can win so there is no reason to try, just tell the idiot to go fuck himself and be done with him. When he has no audience he will blovate and blovate and then fade away.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:39 PM

31. Seriously,

you can't fix stupid. Just walk away...these people are brainwashed.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:41 PM

33. Just post 'LOL'

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Response to sinkingfeeling (Reply #33)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:44 PM

36. Oh the person who wrote that crap

Is an 80 year old female, i dont want to give the lady a heart attack by being too mean.

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Response to brettdale (Reply #36)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:56 PM

44. But she's allowed to give US heart attacks?

Sorry. Be mean.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:43 PM

34. I always just post this


Since Obama took office:... The Dow has DOUBLED from 6500 to 13,000; .....GDP is Up 11% from -9% to 2%; ......28 months of Job GAINS after Bush LOSING 4 million jobs in 2008/ 800,000 jobs a month; .....record corporate profits 2010 -11.
Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive.




.....Erecting the 'wall of separation between church and state,' therefore, is absolutely essential in a free society.”
― Thomas Jefferson
“The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries.”
― James Madison
“ As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,"- John Adams
".... no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States." -Article 6 US Constitution
"I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations which dare already to challenge our government in a trial of strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country."
--Thomas Jefferson

Got 401K?
$100,000 invested during the 40 years Republicans had the White House would be worth $126,027.
The same amount invested in the stock market during the Democrat's 40 years would be $3,912,210.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:45 PM

37. Alert on them

and hope they get tombstoned.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:48 PM

39. wow

Why WOULD you respond to that?

I don't even know what he's saying... which is bad if the authors attempt was some sort of satire.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:53 PM

40. "the United States of America, was found robbed, brutally raped, and murdered."

It's okay. You tell him since it was legitimate the United States has a way of shutting it all down. Believe me, this idjut will buy it and maybe even vote for you.

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Response to Hugin (Reply #40)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:54 PM

42. I went with this youtube video

I think it has a nice message it was a sporting event we had here in newzealand in 1974.

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Response to brettdale (Reply #42)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:04 PM

46. Going with the high road, eh?

It's a good video. I hope he gets it.

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Response to Hugin (Reply #46)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:06 PM

48. Im waiting for the reply

Im guessing she anit going like it.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:53 PM

41. Actually, she was stoned and hallucinating...

from the legalized marijuana out in Colorado. When she finally came back down from her high, she found that the country was actually creating jobs and growing again after being chained in the rich man's dog pound for 8 years. Then, she rejoiced for what her country had overcome and for the right-wingers who could be heard for miles with their moaning and gnashing of teeth...

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 04:55 PM

43. This is one of those cases where Freedom of Speech is especially valuable ...

... because it gives the crazies a chance to illuminate themselves.
I suggest you take a lesson from Obama's invitation to Romney when Mitt started to go on about Libya and terrorism in the second debate.

Your reply should be 'Please proceed, governor".

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:05 PM

47. Report her to the FBI.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:10 PM

49. You Can Ask

"Was this copied from when Bill Clinton was elected? Or re-elected? Or from 2008?"

There's really not enough substance to go much deeper than that. It's amazing how anyone can truly believe this about an incumbent.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:12 PM

50. With a pillow over the face

until all signs of struggle cease.

Other than that, I don't know.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:13 PM

51. Give it the Billy Madison Treatment.




"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #51)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:17 PM

52. LOL

LOL!!!!

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:19 PM

53. How about "Seek help"

The post sounds like something a sociopath would write.

Why even bother with a response, really? This person is delusional if he really believes what he wrote.

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:19 PM

54. The real America is as purple as his prose...

In an old movie, someone would slap the freep and yell "snap out of it! Get a hold of yourself!"

Or, more laconically, go the Stripes route: "Lighten up, Francis!"

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 05:39 PM

55. Why bother with someone who can't comprehend the concept of paragraphs?

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #55)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:14 PM

57. Her Reply

The list of states petioning to secede is growing!
Here's the complete list...so far:
LOUISIANA
ARIZONA
OKLAHOMA
ARKANSAS
SOUTH CAROLINA
GEORGIA
MISSOURI
TENNESSEE
MICHIGAN
NEW YORK
COLORADO
OREGON
NEW JERSEY
NORTH DAKOTA
MONTANA
INDIANA
MISSISSIPPI
KENTUCKY
FLORIDA
NORTH CAROLINA
ALABAMA
TEXAS

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Response to brettdale (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 08:21 PM

58. Just post this. Best reply ever!



Where'd you learn that...some Panamanian Sailor want a hump-hump bar?

Sell crazy someplace else...we're all stocked up here!

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