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Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:04 PM

Know what Sheldon Adelson needs?

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:07 PM

1. cant look at him without thinking Auric Goldfinger...

would be a classic Bond villain

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:09 PM

2. How about "Soon to be Incarcerated"

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:13 PM

3. I'm trying to read this tweet from Hillary, but keep fixating on the damned bandage.

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:15 PM

4. *DING* YOU HAVE BEEN INDICTED - LOVE, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

 

Please report to the nearest U.S. Marshal's office for processing within 24 hours. Failure to do so will be an additional charge of failing to abide a government order, that is a $1 billion fine or 50 years in prison or both.

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:15 PM

5. Dear Sheldon,

We hate your guts!

Signed,

America

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:18 PM

6. shelly, thanks for the dough, see u in 4 yrs, kkkarl

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:20 PM

7. I was thinking a battery acid enema.

However, 10 years or so of prison food would accomplish the same thing.

He looks like he's sending a text to someone to get Rove whacked.

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:20 PM

8. Hillary tweet: "Hey, Bozo, you blew $50 million & all you have to show for it is a bad hair job?"

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:21 PM

9. CNN says he spent 53 million in the 2012 election

And he got squat for it. Heh.

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:22 PM

10. A diaper change?

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:27 PM

11. ...and when Adelsons lower button finally gave way,

if flew onto the stage causing a tragic chorus line slip-and-fall pileup.
He lost his fortune in the ensuing litigation and now spends his days broke and muttering about cheap Chinese clothing.

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:37 PM

12. From the look on his wife's face...

I'd say he's muttering something like, "Just a minute, cupcake. I just gotta get that fat-head Rove contract taken care of. then..."

OR

"There, that oughta take care of that swindling Rove clown! Nobody's a bigger swindler than me, dammit!"

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:42 PM

13. The cast of "Wayne's World" at their 50th reunion. n/t

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:44 PM

14. I feel sorry for his wife.

No I don't - almost had you there, didn't I?

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:44 PM

15. Miriam's thought bubble- "When's this old fart gonna kick it?"

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 09:56 PM

16. "That little POS Rove screwed me over!" nt

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 10:07 PM

17. A HEAD TRANSPLANT?

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Response to Snarkoleptic (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 11:21 PM

18. "Hey Sheldon? This is Karl Rove! Can you spare just a few more dollars?"

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