Sun Nov 11, 2012, 05:28 PM

Bring on the Fox News viewers internment camps!

Time to start building the teabagger de-toxification centers!

Now that he's been re-elected he can start getting to his REAL agenda that the republicans were warning us about...

In 6 months the republican party will be banned and conservatism illegal!

Sharia law will replace the constitution!

The pledge of allegiance will become the pledge of Obamance.

The american flag will lose the stars and be replaced by the big 'o' on obamas campaign flyers.

'Mom and apple pie' will be replaced with 'Two dads and a fat spliff'

The United States military changes into a big community organizing group.

Football will be replaced by european soccer.

Honey boo-boo will start having to wear a Burqa.

theres some more stuff coming maybe you guys have heard about it and can share with the rest of us.

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Bring on the Fox News viewers internment camps! (Original post)	Garion_55	Nov 2012	OP
And Glenn Beck will be shocked every time he cries.	Lint Head	Nov 2012	#1
By one of those neck collars?	dchill	Nov 2012	#9
Rush must also go work for free for Planned Parenthood	Garion_55	Nov 2012	#12
Well, crap. Now I'm gonna have to start watching Glenn Beck.	Indpndnt	Nov 2012	#25
Heterosexual marriages will be banned. n/t	RKP5637	Nov 2012	#2
retroactively!	Garion_55	Nov 2012	#3
Yep! Big money, the lawyers are licking their chops over all of those forced	RKP5637	Nov 2012	#14
Waiting for my free stuff in the mail..	barnabas63	Nov 2012	#4
They're eating their own already.	SleeplessinSoCal	Nov 2012	#5
They are the street dealers of lying and brainwashing...	dchill	Nov 2012	#10
Yep, especially Hispanics. Wanted them rounded up and deported one day and then looking	RKP5637	Nov 2012	#17
That's what comes from	HillWilliam	Nov 2012	#20
how the hell did they get the polling so wrong?	Garion_55	Nov 2012	#21
I firmly believe they counted on voter suppression to MAKE the poling right.	SleeplessinSoCal	Nov 2012	#22
McDonalds will replace Big Macs with halal meats!!!	Initech	Nov 2012	#6
Can I spray them with a hose every morning	UnrepentantLiberal	Nov 2012	#7
Go for it.	Indpndnt	Nov 2012	#26
Decisive victory in the War on Christmas! And forget football; the arenas are now for	Dark n Stormy Knight	Nov 2012	#8
The give the white guys guns to the black guys program.	bluerum	Nov 2012	#11
It'll be against the law to speak the name of Gawd, Jeebus or Ronald Raygun.	Scuba	Nov 2012	#13
Reagan National Airport will become Farahkahn Fields.	Garion_55	Nov 2012	#16
How about a camp based on the John Lennon song, Imagine	Coyotl	Nov 2012	#15
Every Friday will be a mandatory take a gay to lunch day! n/t	RKP5637	Nov 2012	#18
All beer will be outlawed and Pink Ladies will be the mandatory national drink! n/t	RKP5637	Nov 2012	#19
Can we make an exception for pretentious, artisanal European import beer?	Posteritatis	Nov 2012	#23
If you can spell it, you can drink it. So, the repubs will be stone cold sober. Forever.	Indpndnt	Nov 2012	#27
Oh OK!	RKP5637	Nov 2012	#29
French will become our official language.	RagAss	Nov 2012	#24
We'll make hash pipes and guitars out of all the melted down guns!	lindysalsagal	Nov 2012	#28

Response to Garion_55 (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 05:30 PM

Lint Head (10,443 posts)

Bring on the Fox News viewers internment camps!

1. And Glenn Beck will be shocked every time he cries.

9. By one of those neck collars?

12. Rush must also go work for free for Planned Parenthood

25. Well, crap. Now I'm gonna have to start watching Glenn Beck.

2. Heterosexual marriages will be banned. n/t

3. retroactively!

14. Yep! Big money, the lawyers are licking their chops over all of those forced

4. Waiting for my free stuff in the mail..

5. They're eating their own already.

10. They are the street dealers of lying and brainwashing...

17. Yep, especially Hispanics. Wanted them rounded up and deported one day and then looking

20. That's what comes from

21. how the hell did they get the polling so wrong?

22. I firmly believe they counted on voter suppression to MAKE the poling right.

6. McDonalds will replace Big Macs with halal meats!!!

7. Can I spray them with a hose every morning

26. Go for it.

8. Decisive victory in the War on Christmas! And forget football; the arenas are now for

11. The give the white guys guns to the black guys program.

13. It'll be against the law to speak the name of Gawd, Jeebus or Ronald Raygun.

16. Reagan National Airport will become Farahkahn Fields.

15. How about a camp based on the John Lennon song, Imagine

18. Every Friday will be a mandatory take a gay to lunch day! n/t

19. All beer will be outlawed and Pink Ladies will be the mandatory national drink! n/t

23. Can we make an exception for pretentious, artisanal European import beer?

27. If you can spell it, you can drink it. So, the repubs will be stone cold sober. Forever.

29. Oh OK!

24. French will become our official language.

28. We'll make hash pipes and guitars out of all the melted down guns!