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Sun Nov 11, 2012, 04:12 PM

What do the Republicans need to win 2016?


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Get a better ticket: Ryan-Palin 2016!
3 (50%)
Get a better weather: fug the National Weather Service and its fuggin hurricanes
0 (0%)
Get a better slogans: "If stupid sluts don't want to get pregnant, then they shouldn't get raped! Duh!"
2 (33%)
Get a better coverage: none of these jerky reporters who call races for the Dems after the polls close
0 (0%)
Get a better pollsters: Gravitas is good, for example
0 (0%)
Get a better drugs: this wouldn't have happened if you'd bought the sinsemilla I told you to buy, shizzleheads
1 (17%)
Get a better voters: more mega-rich white folk, fewer poor folk, fewer brown folk
0 (0%)
Get a better help: the butler did it, of course
0 (0%)
Get a better funding: let Rove have two billion next time
0 (0%)
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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 04:19 PM

1. They need to watch or Gary Johnson and The Libertarians will sneak in through the back door

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 04:29 PM

2. Right now I think they are going to nominate Jeb Bush.



I can't wait to watch the Clinton's beat down the Bush's again in 2016.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 04:37 PM

3. Start with getting good psychiatrists.

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 04:41 PM

4. Switch sides?

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 05:04 PM

5. Get the "liberally-biased media" to focus on Democrats failing or screwing up ...

oh, wait ... the "l.b.m." already does that ... it takes a SPECTACULAR failure (like Katrina) for the "l.b.m." to be forced to start reporting on the reality of Repugniconvicts ...

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 05:07 PM

6. They need to watch from the parking lot while the Dem candidate debates Jill Stein in 2016. n/t

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Response to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun Nov 11, 2012, 06:02 PM

7. They need to stop being sexist, racist, classist, homophobic, etc....

Oh, wait...then they wouldn't be Repukes.

Otherwise, I agree with dogknob.

I would love to see the Repukes do a complete face plant in the next election cycle...and end up having to watch the Democratic candidate debate the Green Party candidate.

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