1) Print up cards like the jpg in the OP, but different enough to avoid copyright issues
2) Find a teabagger rally. Apply for a table at said rally.
3) Have a printer that fills out the data in the blank fields to make it look official, as well as a laminating machine for after they sign it
4) Sell finished product to teabagger.
Now you can join the parade of repig grifters like $arah and the rest of the con men who sell their crap to their flock.
On second thought, you won't need a laminating machine. The coward teabaggers will never actually use the card.