If she breaks a hip, shoot her, like they did in the old days.
How Not to Appeal to Latinos
I would argue that Latino children brought here illegally by parents are our first concern, and that religious conservatives need to take the lead here, Catholics and evangelicals. These children are our children — they have no country to call home except America.
We might also think about throwing in a “Mom visa”: you can bring your mom here if you promise to support her. She won’t be a citizen, and she won’t get Social Security, but you can bring her here and help care for her in her old age.
No health care, neither. If she breaks a hip, shoot her, like they did in the old days.