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[quinnox]

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[sakabatou]

1. Keep it classy, Nugent

[Tutonic]

2. Headline was made up. Extra classy!

Sorry, My bad.

[sakabatou]

3. Parody noted

[Raine]

4. You got me but yes I would believe it. nt

[TopHatCat]

5. You're right

It would not surprise me in the least if he really did say something like this...

[WeekendWarrior]

6. The difficulty with satire is

that it has to be plausible, yet outlandish enough to make people go, "Huh? Wait a minute that CAN'T be true..."

You failed the second part of the test.

[quinnox]

7. touche

[PotatoChip]

8. Got me too.

And my first thought was that an assault such as that could (maybe) give him that jail time he predicted. Although, surely not enough.

Second thought: Eeew!!!... I'd hate to be the victim.

[jmowreader]

10. No it wouldn't

What would happen is a Green Beret would tell Ted he voted for Obama, Ted would spit in the trooper's face, and the trooper.would pull Ted's dick out with his bare hands, root and all.

[jmowreader]

9. The Onion's personnel costs are about to go way down

They need half the writers because they can print real GOP quotes now. Remember their fake shutdown notice, where they turned in a piece that said Mitt failed to mention the troops in his acceptance speech and the managing editor told them to quit fucking around.

[mykpart]

11. No problem.

Ted will soon be dead or in jail, according to him.

[WinkyDink]

12. Well, the first thing I thought was, "Can one IMpersonally spit?"

[MFM008]

13. do it clown

Its assault. You could use some solitary.

[unhappycamper]

14. Go for it Ted.

To prove how manly you are I suggest your try that with a combat veteran. (And make sure you have EMTs standing by.)

[Motown_Johnny]

15. Wouldn't that be illegal? Is there a way to sue his ass for doing that?

I would love to make that guy so poor that he needs public assistance.