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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:09 AM

K-Matt (83 posts)

First up for Obama: call Netanyahu and tell him to go fuck himself!

Last edited Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:25 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

Then, Mr President, you should fly to Arizona, meet Jan Brewer on the tarmac, and poke at least one of her eyes out with your index finger.

Thirdly, go to Kentucky and Mitch-slap the guy who said his party's #1 goal (fuck the country!) was to deprive you of a second term.

Then tweet Ann Coulter and ask her, "Who's the r----d now, huh?"

Pin down Donald Trump and cut off his....."hair."

Have Orly Taitz deported back to Moldova.

Walk up to Tagg Romney; say nothing, but have a scowl on your face. The little twerp will shit and piss his pants while falling to the ground and curling up into the fetal position.

Since Romney wanted to eliminate Big Bird, announce that---in the spirit of bipartisanship---you are launching a war on muppets. Then have Grover Norquist arrested.

Tell a lie in your inaugural speech: Say that you are a socialist Muslim, JUST TO FUCK WITH THE WINGNUTS' HEADS!

Finally, take Joe Scarborough off the air, pending an FBI invesstigation into the whole "dead intern" thing.

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20 replies	Author	Time	Post
First up for Obama: call Netanyahu and tell him to go fuck himself! (Original post)	K-Matt	Nov 2012	OP
nah ...he has biden to politely tell them that	madrchsod	Nov 2012	#1
After his obvious meddling in our politics, all but officially endorsing Romney...	K-Matt	Nov 2012	#2
Even republicans would love to see that action.	iemitsu	Nov 2012	#3
Thank you	K-Matt	Nov 2012	#4
Yep, it just encourages them to believe	iemitsu	Nov 2012	#19
+1 I just read these related articles.	IL Lib	Nov 2012	#5
As they should be...	WCGreen	Nov 2012	#6
Massive Fail for the Crying Bibi	K-Matt	Nov 2012	#7
KBB	K-Matt	Nov 2012	#8
It is time to straighten out Netanyahu who has made many demeaning remarks about this	sabrina 1	Nov 2012	#9
My #1 gripe>	K-Matt	Nov 2012	#10
Israel keeps electing their own version of George W. Bush.	loudsue	Nov 2012	#11
Why should they?	K-Matt	Nov 2012	#12
Something "Scetchy" is going on with this thread	K-Matt	Nov 2012	#13
FUCKING YESSSS	outsideworld	Nov 2012	#14
Thankfully, you aren't the President and he's not you	cali	Nov 2012	#15
Well said n/t	SickOfTheOnePct	Nov 2012	#17
LOL	Ya Basta	Nov 2012	#16
The better response: Silence	n2doc	Nov 2012	#18
You forgot Bibi's friends in the US	dynasaw	Nov 2012	#20

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:22 AM

madrchsod (55,727 posts)

1. nah ...he has biden to politely tell them that

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:27 AM

K-Matt (83 posts)

2. After his obvious meddling in our politics, all but officially endorsing Romney...

Bibi deserves nothing short of rudeness!

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:28 AM

iemitsu (1,783 posts)

3. Even republicans would love to see that action.

Americans were bred for that sort of show.
I like all of your suggestions.

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:36 AM

K-Matt (83 posts)

4. Thank you

I meant every word. It's time to stop treating the nutjobs with kid gloves!

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 08:29 AM

iemitsu (1,783 posts)

19. Yep, it just encourages them to believe

that their views/attitudes/policies are acceptable. When they're not.

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:43 AM

IL Lib (109 posts)

5. +1 I just read these related articles.

Netanyahu Rushes to Repair Damage With Obama

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/08/world/middleeast/netanyahu-rushes-to-repair-damage-with-obama.html?hp&_r=0

Israel worries about Netanyahu’s pro-Romney stand now that Obama’s won

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2012/11/07/174023/israel-worries-about-netanyahus.html

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:47 AM

WCGreen (44,932 posts)

6. As they should be...

I believe he committed a chutzpah, as my dear friend Howard Wolowitz told me...

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:55 AM

K-Matt (83 posts)

7. Massive Fail for the Crying Bibi

But please remember: I have nine other suggestions for our reelected President

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 02:38 AM

K-Matt (83 posts)

8. KBB

PS: You know you would rec this if I weren't a newb!

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 02:58 AM

sabrina 1 (34,078 posts)

9. It is time to straighten out Netanyahu who has made many demeaning remarks about this

country, starting with his disgraceful statement after 9/11 up to his claim that he has 'the US Congress in the palm of his hands'.

If any other world leader were to have made statements like these does anyone in their right mind think they would still be welcome in this country?

The very best thing Obama can do for Israel is to ignore him while meeting with other world leaders who at least have shown respect for this country and its president. Israelis might finally get the message of how much damage the guy they keep electing has caused to their country and dump him as they should have done a long time ago.

But, I am afraid we will be disappointed, Obama is far more likely to invite Netanyahu to the WH and treat him like a king.

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 03:21 AM

K-Matt (83 posts)

10. My #1 gripe>

You don't lecture my President in the Oval Office! Ya wanna do that, then say goodbye to my tax dollars, you fucking Nut & Yahoo!!

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 03:50 AM

loudsue (12,383 posts)

11. Israel keeps electing their own version of George W. Bush.

When are they going to wake up and boot him outta there?

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 03:57 AM

K-Matt (83 posts)

12. Why should they?

He's sucking money out of this country while simultaneously telling us we have to fight his wars, which the Israelis shall not be paying for. GUESS WHO WILL BE?

And then we complain about our monetary deficit with CHINA!

FUCK!

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 04:21 AM

K-Matt (83 posts)

13. Something "Scetchy" is going on with this thread

I request that you rec it, because IT IS So MUCH MORE than the headline! In fact, it deals almost entirely with domestic issues!

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 04:26 AM

outsideworld (599 posts)

14. FUCKING YESSSS

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 04:36 AM

cali (80,206 posts)

15. Thankfully, you aren't the President and he's not you

I trust him to deal with all these issues in a diplomatic and intelligent way, ignoring the ugly stupidity of suggestions like yours.

phew.

No to stupid and ugly.

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 06:32 AM

SickOfTheOnePct (1,796 posts)

17. Well said n/t

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 06:29 AM

Ya Basta (391 posts)

16. LOL

"Tell a lie in your inaugural speech: Say that you are a socialist Muslim, JUST TO FUCK WITH THE WINGNUTS' HEADS!"

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 07:08 AM

n2doc (26,098 posts)

18. The better response: Silence

Let State deal with him. Don't bother to return his calls. Lets him know we aren't his toy to play with.

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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 08:35 AM

dynasaw (967 posts)

20. You forgot Bibi's friends in the US

the pro-Israeli neocons of the Bush-Cheney era who attached themselves to Romney.

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