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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:09 AM

 

First up for Obama: call Netanyahu and tell him to go fuck himself!

Then, Mr President, you should fly to Arizona, meet Jan Brewer on the tarmac, and poke at least one of her eyes out with your index finger.

Thirdly, go to Kentucky and Mitch-slap the guy who said his party's #1 goal (fuck the country!) was to deprive you of a second term.

Then tweet Ann Coulter and ask her, "Who's the r----d now, huh?"

Pin down Donald Trump and cut off his....."hair."

Have Orly Taitz deported back to Moldova.

Walk up to Tagg Romney; say nothing, but have a scowl on your face. The little twerp will shit and piss his pants while falling to the ground and curling up into the fetal position.

Since Romney wanted to eliminate Big Bird, announce that---in the spirit of bipartisanship---you are launching a war on muppets. Then have Grover Norquist arrested.

Tell a lie in your inaugural speech: Say that you are a socialist Muslim, JUST TO FUCK WITH THE WINGNUTS' HEADS!

Finally, take Joe Scarborough off the air, pending an FBI invesstigation into the whole "dead intern" thing.

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Reply First up for Obama: call Netanyahu and tell him to go fuck himself! (Original post)
K-Matt Nov 2012 OP
madrchsod Nov 2012 #1
K-Matt Nov 2012 #2
iemitsu Nov 2012 #3
K-Matt Nov 2012 #4
iemitsu Nov 2012 #19
IL Lib Nov 2012 #5
WCGreen Nov 2012 #6
K-Matt Nov 2012 #7
K-Matt Nov 2012 #8
sabrina 1 Nov 2012 #9
K-Matt Nov 2012 #10
loudsue Nov 2012 #11
K-Matt Nov 2012 #12
K-Matt Nov 2012 #13
outsideworld Nov 2012 #14
cali Nov 2012 #15
SickOfTheOnePct Nov 2012 #17
Ya Basta Nov 2012 #16
n2doc Nov 2012 #18
dynasaw Nov 2012 #20

Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:22 AM

1. nah ...he has biden to politely tell them that

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Response to madrchsod (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:27 AM

2. After his obvious meddling in our politics, all but officially endorsing Romney...

 

Bibi deserves nothing short of rudeness!

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:28 AM

3. Even republicans would love to see that action.

Americans were bred for that sort of show.
I like all of your suggestions.

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Response to iemitsu (Reply #3)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:36 AM

4. Thank you

 

I meant every word. It's time to stop treating the nutjobs with kid gloves!

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Response to K-Matt (Reply #4)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 08:29 AM

19. Yep, it just encourages them to believe

that their views/attitudes/policies are acceptable. When they're not.

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:43 AM

5. +1 I just read these related articles.

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Response to IL Lib (Reply #5)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:47 AM

6. As they should be...

I believe he committed a chutzpah, as my dear friend Howard Wolowitz told me...

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Response to IL Lib (Reply #5)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:55 AM

7. Massive Fail for the Crying Bibi

 

But please remember: I have nine other suggestions for our reelected President

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 02:38 AM

8. KBB

 



PS: You know you would rec this if I weren't a newb!

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 02:58 AM

9. It is time to straighten out Netanyahu who has made many demeaning remarks about this

country, starting with his disgraceful statement after 9/11 up to his claim that he has 'the US Congress in the palm of his hands'.

If any other world leader were to have made statements like these does anyone in their right mind think they would still be welcome in this country?

The very best thing Obama can do for Israel is to ignore him while meeting with other world leaders who at least have shown respect for this country and its president. Israelis might finally get the message of how much damage the guy they keep electing has caused to their country and dump him as they should have done a long time ago.

But, I am afraid we will be disappointed, Obama is far more likely to invite Netanyahu to the WH and treat him like a king.

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Response to sabrina 1 (Reply #9)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 03:21 AM

10. My #1 gripe>

 

You don't lecture my President in the Oval Office! Ya wanna do that, then say goodbye to my tax dollars, you fucking Nut & Yahoo!!

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 03:50 AM

11. Israel keeps electing their own version of George W. Bush.

When are they going to wake up and boot him outta there?

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Response to loudsue (Reply #11)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 03:57 AM

12. Why should they?

 

He's sucking money out of this country while simultaneously telling us we have to fight his wars, which the Israelis shall not be paying for. GUESS WHO WILL BE?

And then we complain about our monetary deficit with CHINA!

FUCK!

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 04:21 AM

13. Something "Scetchy" is going on with this thread

 

I request that you rec it, because IT IS So MUCH MORE than the headline! In fact, it deals almost entirely with domestic issues!

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 04:26 AM

14. FUCKING YESSSS

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 04:36 AM

15. Thankfully, you aren't the President and he's not you

I trust him to deal with all these issues in a diplomatic and intelligent way, ignoring the ugly stupidity of suggestions like yours.

phew.

No to stupid and ugly.

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Response to cali (Reply #15)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 06:32 AM

17. Well said n/t

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 06:29 AM

16. LOL

 

"Tell a lie in your inaugural speech: Say that you are a socialist Muslim, JUST TO FUCK WITH THE WINGNUTS' HEADS!"





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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 07:08 AM

18. The better response: Silence

Let State deal with him. Don't bother to return his calls. Lets him know we aren't his toy to play with.

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Response to K-Matt (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 08:35 AM

20. You forgot Bibi's friends in the US

the pro-Israeli neocons of the Bush-Cheney era who attached themselves to Romney.

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