Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:33 PM
sheshe2 (27,914 posts)
Okay Last Chance to read The Diary of Mitt from the Kos...It is his Swan Song!
The Chronicles of Mitt: Nov 8, 2012
Hello, human diary. It is I again, Mitt Romney, your better.
It seems that the nation has once again failed me. My staff and I had a final meeting, during which I canceled all of their remaining credit cards and we discussed what could have gone wrong. I must confess this result has taken us all by surprise.
Eric F. opined that the most likely reason for our loss was Hurricane Sandy. Tropical storms of that nature are invariably given women's names, and the constant repetition of a female name in the closing days of the campaign likely emasculated much of our base.
We also did not account for the vote suppression efforts of the other side. We had rallied the votes of nearly every wealth unit in this country; during election day, however, the other side engaged in nationwide efforts to water those votes down by including the votes of other citizens as well. The efforts of many state governors to curtail such rampant voting by commoners were valiant, but in hindsight even those were of insufficient size.
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Okay Last Chance to read The Diary of Mitt from the Kos...It is his Swan Song! (Original post)
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Fri Nov 9, 2012, 01:50 AM
Kalidurga (9,636 posts)
4. Hunter out did himself on that entry...
That was the best thing about this election cycle. But, Hunter's Mitt is slightly more likable than the real Mitt.