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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:05 PM

lol, Freeper gives wife crazy post-Obama instructions

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it doesn't say how long he's giving Mrs. Akin to get this stuff done.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/41164_Hilariously_Crazed_Wingnut_Rant_of_the_Day

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2957088/posts

Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:

1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts, savings account.

2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.

3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.

4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our vehicles. Will put on the road my 69 mustaang.

5. Cut up all credit cards and call to stop all transactions.

6. Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.

7. Buy only the bare necessaities and pay all bills with a money order.

8. Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents.

9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency.

10. Call and turn off Direct TV.

11. End all computer web services.

12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.

13. Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!

The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here!

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Reply lol, Freeper gives wife crazy post-Obama instructions (Original post)
Enrique Nov 2012 OP
FSogol Nov 2012 #1
Dem2TheCore Nov 2012 #15
txdemsftw Nov 2012 #2
JustAnotherGen Nov 2012 #3
upaloopa Nov 2012 #4
teach1st Nov 2012 #10
Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #33
kentauros Nov 2012 #86
Sheepshank Nov 2012 #41
muriel_volestrangler Nov 2012 #81
Science Geek Nov 2012 #93
calico1 Nov 2012 #45
siligut Nov 2012 #76
Erose999 Nov 2012 #55
geomon666 Nov 2012 #5
Ikonoklast Nov 2012 #69
Mike Nelson Nov 2012 #6
Lefta Dissenter Nov 2012 #7
txdemsftw Nov 2012 #8
LynneSin Nov 2012 #9
OmahaBlueDog Nov 2012 #11
Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #35
OmahaBlueDog Nov 2012 #48
Erose999 Nov 2012 #57
Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #58
appal_jack Nov 2012 #47
TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #12
Jennicut Nov 2012 #13
LadyHawkAZ Nov 2012 #14
Fumesucker Nov 2012 #16
FSogol Nov 2012 #22
Fumesucker Nov 2012 #30
FSogol Nov 2012 #40
JBoy Nov 2012 #28
sufrommich Nov 2012 #42
Coyotl Nov 2012 #64
infidel dog Nov 2012 #17
Proles Nov 2012 #18
Fumesucker Nov 2012 #32
Erose999 Nov 2012 #61
shenmue Nov 2012 #19
rustydog Nov 2012 #20
Renew Deal Nov 2012 #21
HappyMe Nov 2012 #23
JBoy Nov 2012 #24
lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #27
Fumesucker Nov 2012 #34
Aerows Nov 2012 #25
GoCubsGo Nov 2012 #26
WhoIsNumberNone Nov 2012 #29
Shankapotomus Nov 2012 #31
Enrique Nov 2012 #38
Sheepshank Nov 2012 #36
stevenleser Nov 2012 #37
toddwv Nov 2012 #56
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toddwv Nov 2012 #78
stevenleser Nov 2012 #83
calico1 Nov 2012 #39
trailmonkee Nov 2012 #44
calico1 Nov 2012 #54
trailmonkee Nov 2012 #59
HooptieWagon Nov 2012 #87
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myrna minx Nov 2012 #46
brett_jv Nov 2012 #50
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stklurker Nov 2012 #49
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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:06 PM

1. I posted his real list earlier. Here it is again:

1. Tell Mom, I'm out of Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and Hot Pockets.

2. Post racist and inflammatory messages on internet.

3. Masturbate furiously.

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Response to FSogol (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:16 PM

15. Bwahahaha

Reminds me of te old joke:

Dr., why is my pecker orange?

What were you doing before it turned orange?

I was eating Cheetos and watching porn.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:07 PM

2. The crazy is strong...

wtf?

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:08 PM

3. That guy

Is nucking futs!

He forgot - buy lots and lots and lots of tinfoil so my head gets proper reception!

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:08 PM

4. Wait destroy all cell phones and don't use any land lines?

I guess they use the tin cans on a string phones.

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Response to upaloopa (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:12 PM

10. Maybe telepathy?

Oh, wait. Obama has the fascist Muslim mind-control machinery in place to pick up all telepathic messages. Dang.

12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.


Bird call? Cat call? Call me stupid?

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Response to teach1st (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:13 PM

33. Smoke signals?

He has 500 cords of firewood!

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Response to Horse with no Name (Reply #33)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:05 PM

86. It'll rot before he can use it all.

Unless he's planning on building a bonfire. Might as well just set his house on fire

I couldn't remember the size of a single cord of wood and once I looked it up, calculated the dimensions of "just" 500 cords:

25.5' x 25.5' x 10'

It must be bigger than his house!

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Response to teach1st (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:19 PM

41. Me think he didn't think this through..

not only will he lack the means to be called first...BUT....

A LOCKED GATE AT THE END OF THE DRIVEWAY, LOOKS REALLY STUPID WITHOUT A FENCE OR WALL TO ATTACH IT TO.

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Response to Sheepshank (Reply #41)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:46 PM

81. That's what the 500 cords of wood are for

Stack them 2 high for the outer wall, with one more inside for a firing step ...

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Response to teach1st (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:20 PM

93. It's going to be hard for them to call...

...since he destroyed his cell phones and unhooked the land-line...

Those are the ravings us an unhinged mind, they don't even contain internal consistency.

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Response to upaloopa (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:24 PM

45. One of the other Freepers suggested

pigeons. I think that was tongue in cheek.

If you go to the Freeper link there are actually a lot of pretty good replies to the original post. Most of them seem to think he's nuts.

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Response to calico1 (Reply #45)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:11 PM

76. Probably because most of them know this guy is a poser

A wannabe survivalist, who is not married, not a land owner and certainly doesn't have that Mustang.

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Response to upaloopa (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:51 PM

55. Notice how one of his next items is to tell visitors to "call first". Call with what?


Those freepers are a few fries short of a happy meal.

Also, if he "ends all computer web services" how would he even post to Freep? Its also hilarious how he's parsed out all these tasks to his wife. I know a lot of old white men with that mindset. They don't do anything involving paperwork, they rely on women to do it. And a lot of times its because they're illiterate or bordeline illiterate.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:08 PM

5. Instructed my wife

What a hero. How is this genius going to update his list if he's cutting off all web services? Ah fuck it.

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Response to geomon666 (Reply #5)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:19 PM

69. Well, she doesn't actually 'live' with him, nor are they actually 'married'.

That guy's wife is Morgan Fairchikd, yeah, that's the ticket.


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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:09 PM

6. Good advice...

...and he should probably stop voting, too!

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:11 PM

7. Can we convince them ALL to do this? (N/t)

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:11 PM

8. He forgot about his GUNZ!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:12 PM

9. If I were his wife I'd give him just one instruction

Next time you want a lil something something use your damn hand!

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:12 PM

11. I love #8: Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents.

Many is the time that I have been pulled over on I-29 or I-80, and had to have my bags X-rayed and go through a whole body scan. Never again. Take gravel roads in the black-box free '69 Mustaang.

As for Mr. Freeper's secret plans -- just a hunch; they involve stockping firearms and ammunition.

Please buy Hornady ammunition, as it is manufactured right here in Nebraska. (I had to throw that in).

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Response to OmahaBlueDog (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:15 PM

35. I don't have a black box on my car

should I have one installed?

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Response to Horse with no Name (Reply #35)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:28 PM

48. I think he means the computer that controls the engine...

...the one your technician uses to diagnose your vehicle's problems....and that secretly records your wherabouts, and reports them to TSA HQ.

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Response to OmahaBlueDog (Reply #48)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:54 PM

57. Well in addition to reporting your wherabouts to FEMA, it also controls your fuel injectors and


ignition timing. But go ahead and unplug it Freeper, your car will run just fine without it.

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Response to OmahaBlueDog (Reply #48)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:54 PM

58. Ohhh...that is the one that I use to check in with.

Gotcha!

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Response to OmahaBlueDog (Reply #11)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:28 PM

47. Good stuff, that Hornady. n/t

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:14 PM

12. To be fair, the other Freeps are mostly laughing at him.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:14 PM

13. This post was so crazy even some of the Freepers were afraid.

One posted to this OP:

"Put down the drink and come in off the ledge. Besides, who packed your chute?"

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:15 PM

14. Nice of him to offer to help...

what was he planning to be doing during this? Watching TV with a beer?

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:17 PM

16. 500 cords of wood stored?



This is a cord of firewood.

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:23 PM

22. 8 feet * 4 feet = 32 sq ft. 32 sq ft * 500 each = 16,000 sq ft.

With a single stack (4 feet high), 500 cords could fit on just over a 1/3rd acre.

However, that wood would (heh-heh) rot before he could burn it all for a large single family home.

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Response to FSogol (Reply #22)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:11 PM

30. I thought of it as 4 ft high x 4 wide x 4000 ft long

That's going on a mile of stacked wood.

Or about five or six hundred thoroughly overloaded pickup trucks worth.

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #30)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:18 PM

40. Would he start the winter by taking the wood closest to the house or 4000 ft away?



Maybe he meant 500 Dura-Flame Logs?

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:07 PM

28. I'm surprised he didn't ask her to gather two of every species

Because that might be enough wood to build a Noah-sized ark.

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:19 PM

42. That was my first thought too.

500 cords of wood,holy shit!

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #16)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:06 PM

64. 8 hi x 20 w x 400 long = 20 garages full

She should go into the firewood business when he goes hunting, then SPLIT

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:17 PM

17. I love #12...

Paranoid freakout. Ye gads. I think this guy will know exactly when his friends and relatives will be visiting. And he'll have no difficulty recognizing them. The brown shirts and/or pointed white hoods are very distinctive.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:18 PM

18. So get rid of landlines, cell phones, AND internet, but require

your friends to "call" to open the gate to your house?

Has to be a joke lol. Even most of their posters think it's insane.

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Response to Proles (Reply #18)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:12 PM

32. Children's Band radio

AKA CB...

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #32)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:57 PM

61. Yeah, lets get rid of our phones in favor of a system that will broadcast our convos to anyone who


buys a $25 reciever from Radio Shack. That'll show those damn commies!!

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:19 PM

19. Here's my list:

See if I have anything due back to the library.

Play with the dog.





Isn't it nice to be on the not-crazy side?

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:19 PM

20. If true, think about it....He had to instruct his wife to do all that because he has no clue...

except maybe how to pull the trigger of a GUNNNNN!
Black helicopters on the horizon!

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:21 PM

21. 14. Hire a divorce lawyer

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Response to Renew Deal (Reply #21)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:24 PM

23. That should be higher up

on the list.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:35 PM

24. Friends should call first?

Would that be to the cell phone you destroyed, or to the landline you won't answer?



Imaginary instructions to his imaginary wife.

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Response to JBoy (Reply #24)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:54 PM

27. The only other occupants of the basement he is typing from ...




are roaches.





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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #27)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:13 PM

34. Nope, they all overdosed on Cheetohs crumbs

Now there's a basement full of dead orange cockroaches.



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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:43 PM

25. If his wife had any sense

She'd be signing divorce papers.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:51 PM

26. Is this a promise?

Most of us would be thrilled that this whacko has isolated himself from the sane, civil society. Please. Lock yourself in your little hidey-hole, and leave the rest of us alone. The country and the world are better off without you crapping your toxic shit on us.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:11 PM

29. Even the other Freepers are incredulous

Seriously- click the link and read the replies.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:11 PM

31. He forgot

Hoard incandescent light bulbs.

But I guess he probably shut off his electricity.

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Response to Shankapotomus (Reply #31)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:16 PM

38. and condom-free porn

before California's condom porn law takes effect.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:15 PM

36. Fucker...and *THIS* is why women voted for Obama

what's he gonna do while the wman does all of this? Sit on the recliner eating cheetos while watching Glen Beckmeister?

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:15 PM

37. If all the Conservatives stop using oil and gas, the prices of those things will go way down

and the economy will take off like a rocketship

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Response to stevenleser (Reply #37)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:53 PM

56. Actually no.

It's a global supply and demand economy.

That's why gas prices have went up even while supply has went up.

The US is now a net exporter of gasoline.

You don't hear about that much over the din of "Drill here drill now".

In fact, I saw one article that says the US will overtake Saudi Arabia within 8 years becoming the world's number one producer of oil.

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Response to toddwv (Reply #56)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:12 PM

66. No matter how you slice it, the price would be lower than what it would have been.

You can say the price would still rise because of global issues, but if you take approximately 90 million consumers of gasoline and oil out of the equation, its going to affect the price.

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Response to stevenleser (Reply #66)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:38 PM

78. Again, you're assuming localized supply and demand.

That's simply not the case. I don't know any other way to explain it to you.

Production is WAY up.



Demand is WAY down.



Yet we still have high prices.

Please adjust your meme to coincide with facts.

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Response to toddwv (Reply #78)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:43 PM

83. No, I'm not, I'm doing the opposite, in fact. I dont think you are seeing it.

Prices can still rise, and thats fine. Your still taking 90 million consumers of a product out of an equation. You can say that instead of going up X amount, it will go up still but not as much, but you cannot say that 90 million less consumers will have no effect.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:17 PM

39. Where does one store 500 cords of wood?

The guy must have a lot of land.

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Response to calico1 (Reply #39)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:21 PM

44. I got your 500 cords of wood right here!

sorry, couldn't help it

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Response to trailmonkee (Reply #44)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:51 PM

54. Funny..



Just wondered because we have almost 4 acres. One cord of wood is pretty big. 500?

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Response to calico1 (Reply #54)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:55 PM

59. the crazies have issues with calculations some times... math really screws with their heads?

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Response to calico1 (Reply #39)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:07 PM

87. "Wanna buy some wood?" - W

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Response to calico1 (Reply #39)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:11 PM

88. do you know how much wood that is? Takes years to burn it all & by that time, it's rotted into soil

The guy is totally

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:20 PM

43. Oh thanks for this. My best laugh of the day n/t

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:25 PM

46. I'm so glad Obama have us these free iPads to track guys like him. Thank you tax payers!!

Someone PM me with the app - so we can dispatch the black helicopters.

Is the gun confiscation drive on the 15th or the 16th? Can someone confirm that with the New Black Panthers and Jane Fonda?

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Response to myrna minx (Reply #46)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:37 PM

50. I really hope my newly-assigned same-sex partner ...

Looks like Johnny Depp ...

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Response to brett_jv (Reply #50)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 05:57 PM

94. Indeed comrade!

Welcome to DU!

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:35 PM

49. even the freeps think he's nuts....

a reply in the freeper thread ->


If you’re destroying all cell phones and only using landlines in an emergency then how are your friends going to call you when they need the gate unlocked?

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Response to stklurker (Reply #49)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:22 PM

77. The answer is simple

He has no friends.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:37 PM

51. He also claims he has "land mines and armored vehicles"

To: DCBryan1
You forgot to engage your brain before opening your mouth as well!
Think of this as a big joke and laugh at your own peril! Go back to living off the government and I will stay to myself with my land mines, armored vehicles and automatic rifles and we will see who survives this coming disaster!


73 posted on Thursday, November 08, 2012 2:46:25 PM by paratrooper82 (We have been deserted by this WH and left to fend for ourselves in Afghanistan! Both hands tied!)



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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:39 PM

52. Naturally he expects his wife to do all the work. Typical freeper.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:47 PM

53. Isn't that eerily similar to what the Jim Jones followers did?

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:56 PM

60. Don't forget food.

The gubmint inspects food and EVERYBODY who is a crackpot knows that they are using it as the opportunity to plant micro-RFID defices in order to track your eating habits.


Personally, I think the wife should have responded by putting "Call a divorce lawyer" and "Have doctor check husband's med" as priorities on this list.

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:58 PM

62. So, destroy all cell phones and have friends call prior to a visit so gate can be unlocked.

Makes sense to me!




Land Lines For The Win!

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:02 PM

63. Good News. She and the children have crossed the border into a liberated state,

anywhere but freeperville

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:10 PM

65. We're still going to find him... he can't hide from us!!!

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Response to LeftinOH (Reply #65)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:05 PM

75. Just use Google Earth and look for 8 acres of stacked firewood.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #75)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:11 PM

89. +1000 !!! I fell out of my chair!

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #75)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:13 PM

90. lol!

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:16 PM

67. I'm sure he's living his wet dream at the thought of this

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Response to Enrique (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:17 PM

68. "End all computer web services" -- oh please let that be #1!

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:20 PM

70. I couldn't get past "Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs."

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:22 PM

71. Wonder if he knows they can trace money orders?

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:23 PM

72. I feel sorry for the people around these nuts

This is the type of person, where, one day they pop out of the bushes and shoot some an innocent jogger in the head because they got too close to their lawn.

Also, who the heck posts info in public and says it should be secret? Troll alert?

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:36 PM

73. Love his answer to how he's going to use the internet

without paying for it:

To: stuartcr
Have you ever heard of a Public L-I-B-R-A-R-Y?



98 posted on Thursday, November 08, 2012 3:28:36 PM by paratrooper82 (We have been deserted by this WH and left to fend for ourselves in Afghanistan! Both hands tied!)




Lol, you mean the library funded with tax payer dollars and run by your local government ??

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:01 PM

74. "The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know abou

Okay first the logic of this, I know it's a freeper so those two don't mix. You don't want the government to know about an update but you broadcast it like you are going to update.

I don't know where this person is from but this has signs of Waco, TX all over it. He is probably stockpiling illegal firearms as we speak along with a mass of freepers that have joined along. I really don't think that gate at the end of the driveway is going to keep the ATF out.

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:58 PM

79. Why does she have to do these chores?

Do it yourself, Freeper!

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 07:11 PM

80. Wife's response tweet

Sorry hunny. I'm at the clinic with my boyfriend. There's a pot pie thawed in the fridge. Cya

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:14 PM

82. I'm afraid to think of what's got this wacko so busy that he instructs his wife

to do all of this.

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:52 PM

84. LOL, oh goody, please go live in a cave too. Oh and can I have your "stuff" you know how all of us

covet your "stuff".

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 08:55 PM

85. One Question?

 

Does this smart individual know that the fee he pays on the money order goes to the "government." The Republican way would be to use the banks.

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:16 PM

91. "no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!" GREAT idea!

The guy's not a total lunatic, then

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Thu Nov 8, 2012, 09:19 PM

92. His plan fills me with fear and remorse.

Whatever will we do without him?

(I feel sorry for his wife, too. Sheesh.)

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