Rick Santorum in a dust-up at South Carolina hotel ...

[11 Bravo]

Upon checking in to a Charleston Hilton Garden Inn, Santorum inquired of the desk clerk, "Is the pornography channel in my room disabled!" The clerk replied, "HELL NO, all we have is regular porn, you sick fuck!"

[BR_Parkway]

1. Damn, was really hoping he'd stiffed a rentboy - well, stiffed him and then stiffed him

again I guess would be the proper syntax

[GoneOffShore]

2. That's Facebook worthy.

And DUZY worthy too!



So Frothy Rick likes "disabled porn"? I never knew that.

[HillWilliam]

6. Old joke but a goodie

well worth recycling for Ol' Frothy

[mdmc]

3. good times

thanks for the op

[RavensChick]

4. Hilarious!

Guess he had to do a hand job in his vehicle to relieve the stress of that encounter!

[southernyankeebelle]

5. This is a joke, right?

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. That is too funny

Bwahahahahaha............

[blue neen]

8. LOL!

I will have to pass that joke on!

[Hugabear]

9. Pretty sure that Santorum pleasures himself to "Lockup" and other prison reality shows

That's the rethug version of porn.

[11 Bravo]

14. I hear he's also a big fan of the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.

That whole "man on dog" shit really gets Rick hot.

[Lint Head]

10. The jokes are getting frothy.

[Blue Owl]

11. K&R

I can't get enough Santorum jokes -- keep 'em COMING (especially from behind)!!!

[hifiguy]

12. Rim shot!

<muted trumpet> wha-wha-wa-wwaaawa.

[joeybee12]

13. I like! knr!

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Oh geez ;)