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Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:34 PM

The neighbors are taking last nights results very hard...





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Reply The neighbors are taking last nights results very hard... (Original post)
Melinda Nov 2012 OP
nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #1
CatWoman Nov 2012 #18
malaise Nov 2012 #37
TrogL Nov 2012 #61
surrealAmerican Nov 2012 #2
southernyankeebelle Nov 2012 #4
surrealAmerican Nov 2012 #10
southernyankeebelle Nov 2012 #84
infidel dog Nov 2012 #71
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trof Nov 2012 #3
Buzz Clik Nov 2012 #26
wandy Nov 2012 #31
dae Nov 2012 #44
calico1 Nov 2012 #75
msongs Nov 2012 #5
Patiod Nov 2012 #17
AmBlue Nov 2012 #47
txwhitedove Nov 2012 #6
kairos12 Nov 2012 #7
Bucky Nov 2012 #19
central scrutinizer Nov 2012 #21
yellowcanine Nov 2012 #8
lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #9
Ilsa Nov 2012 #32
freshwest Nov 2012 #60
freshwest Nov 2012 #59
louslobbs Nov 2012 #11
Melinda Nov 2012 #20
liberal N proud Nov 2012 #12
Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #13
WhoIsNumberNone Nov 2012 #14
demo dutch Nov 2012 #15
avebury Nov 2012 #16
momsrule Nov 2012 #22
tavalon Nov 2012 #55
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Ikonoklast Nov 2012 #24
Curmudgeoness Nov 2012 #25
Michigan Alum Nov 2012 #28
tlong Nov 2012 #27
defacto7 Nov 2012 #29
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lexw Nov 2012 #30
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Jack Sprat Nov 2012 #34
jeffsainio Nov 2012 #35
theKed Nov 2012 #62
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Nika Nov 2012 #39
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DRoseDARs Nov 2012 #41
fujiyama Nov 2012 #49
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lonestarnot Nov 2012 #42
aggiesal Nov 2012 #43
Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2012 #45
TrogL Nov 2012 #63
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Coyotl Nov 2012 #80
graywarrior Nov 2012 #48
Dem2theMax Nov 2012 #50
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Jamastiene Nov 2012 #52
geomon666 Nov 2012 #53
Hong Kong Cavalier Nov 2012 #70
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Dont call me Shirley Nov 2012 #72
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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:35 PM

1. I know I should not laugh

But that is hysterical.

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:08 PM

18. same here

I can't contain it

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:16 PM

37. I know I should

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:30 AM

61. Oh hell, go for it

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:36 PM

2. Now, there's a flag that belongs at half mast!

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Response to surrealAmerican (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:38 PM

4. It should be burnt

 

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Response to southernyankeebelle (Reply #4)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:45 PM

10. It stays funny longer this way.

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Response to surrealAmerican (Reply #10)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:37 PM

84. LOL. You just can't write this stuff.

 

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Response to southernyankeebelle (Reply #4)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:50 PM

71. Hung upside down for a while, and then burnt!

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Response to infidel dog (Reply #71)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:36 PM

83. LOL

 

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:37 PM

3. Tell 'em flag should be upside down.

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Response to trof (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:39 PM

26. +1

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Response to trof (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:55 PM

31. +1

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Response to trof (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:54 PM

44. +1

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Response to trof (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:55 PM

75. +1

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:39 PM

5. and put an X on the elephant's eye lol nt

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Response to msongs (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:05 PM

17. +100

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Response to msongs (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:33 PM

47. HYSTERICAL!!

You all slay me....

Whew!!

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:39 PM

6. Bwahaha, best laugh today, priceless. Only thing better would be that elephant belly up.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:39 PM

7. Tell them their repub polls were wrong and now their flag pole is wrong

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Response to kairos12 (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:09 PM

19. Ha! Republicans falling in the poles

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Response to Bucky (Reply #19)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:15 PM

21. nice pun!

I saw what you did there

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:43 PM

8. Actually I think that is a very healthy reaction.

It is kind of funny. Humor is always a good way to handle disappointment. At least they are not in denial like Karl Rove trying to uncall Ohio.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:44 PM

9. Are they buying gold and leaving the country?




A winning situation if so.


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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #9)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:02 PM

32. Yeah, moving to Canada where they have

Nationalized healthcare and they have to leave their guns at the border.

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #32)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:30 AM

60. Their new flag, then:



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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #9)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:28 AM

59. +1

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:52 PM

11. That's just funny.....thanks Melinda.

Lou

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Response to louslobbs (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:09 PM

20. My great pleasure, lou :-)

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:53 PM

12. It is comical how hard the losers are taking it

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:53 PM

13. lol

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:53 PM

14. LOL

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:55 PM

15. Oh well Deal with it!

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:04 PM

16. LOL!

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:23 PM

22. They still don't believe they could ever lose to other than a white man.

When will they learn we want a good and decent, caring man in the White House!

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Response to momsrule (Reply #22)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:21 AM

55. Caring person

It won't always be a man in the WH. Soon, the majority will place one of our own gender in there.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:26 PM

23. Thanks for making me spit my coffee.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:27 PM

24. Looks like that pole isn't the right height.

Neither were Romney's final numbers.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:27 PM

25. My neighbors were taking it hard too.....

they threw me out of their election night party when I went over there about 10:00 PM last night. Already in mourning.

To be fair, I was there just to gloat.

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Response to Curmudgeoness (Reply #25)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:42 PM

28. My neighbors too. I'm keeping a low profile.....

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:42 PM

27. Here in Western Ohio

I did see an American Flag flying upside down at half mast on my way to work today..

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:52 PM

29. Love it!

A proper memorial... a time of mourning.

Why don't they just tear it down and burn it?

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Response to defacto7 (Reply #29)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:15 PM

81. Great idea!

It's of no use anyway!

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 07:53 PM

30. I keep hearing my Republican neighbors complaining out front.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:05 PM

33. You should go over there with

Some diapers, and tissues. Lots of tissues.
Bring this too, they need it:

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:06 PM

34. Good.

 

And may the fleas of a thousand camels infest their crotch
And the entire world turns against them,
Until they become a total wreck
And fall through their asshole,
And break their fucking neck.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:10 PM

35. just a little ditty on the hypothetical couple who put it there

Forty-Seven

The Story Behind the Video that Doomed Mitt Romney's campaign

Dedicated to Anonymous, who bravely showed us the true Mitt Romney

Although based on facts, this is a work of fiction.

Revenge
May 17, home of Marc Leder, Boca Raton
I'd just refilled the coffee-cup of a women, dressed in an outfit I couldn't pay for in a year. And a facelift she shouldn't have gotten.
“Oh, you're the nails lady! You do such good work, and a bargain. Lisa, Ellen, meet my manicurist. She makes house calls.... I'm sorry, I don't remember your name.”
“Osiriaylana. My friends call me Siri. I'm sorry, waitpeople aren't supposed to chat with the guests.”
“Oh, you're not a waitress now, you're a professional. Just tell Marc to shove it. Tell him his ex-wife said so. Mine just disappeared. Her phone is disconnected. I heard she was deported. Undocumented, you know. Do you have a card? No? Just write your number on this napkin. I'll call. Promise. Good ones are hard to find.”
Inwardly I steamed at these women, eating a large sirloin and a tiny potato. Rumor was, their husbands paid fifty grand for that sirloin. I'd waitressed these fundraisers twice before, traveling with my boyfriend Pedro; it was safer than walking alone at night to the bus that brought us through the automatic gates to work this monster home. We heard the same old speech, and the same stuffy gossip. The man at the front of the table wanted to be President, and he scared the daylights out of us. We were nothing to him, and we were less than nothing to these women. 'Nails lady.' Me. I didn't even have a name. Just 'Nails lady.' But I did get paid. For nails or waitressing these lavish dinners. Cash. Under the table. Good cash. Pedro made a little more. She probably didn't know or care, I was 'undocumented' too. My mother got me into the country when I was four. Pedro walked across the border, back when it was easy. The guy who wanted to be President, Romney was his name, thought we should just 'self-deport,' like bus tickets back to Guatemala are free. I don't even remember Guatemala, except a vague memory of being hungry and hot. My friends said we could do nothing, we were illegal, we couldn't vote, we couldn't speak up, we'd wind up behind bars. Some of the waiters were citizens, but Romney said they didn't count either. These bigwigs should be the ones running the country. They knew what was best for us. We were nothing. None of us. But tonight was different. Behind a hole in my purse, was a camcorder. Aimed at Romney, I hoped. Running. They couldn't deport a video.

On a bus, two fundraisers before
“Pedro, this guy is leading in the polls. He could win.”
“We're screwed. I'll be back in Mexico, you'll be sent to Guatemala City.”
“What happens to Orlando? He's a citizen, our baby was born here, he has a birth certificate. His thallassemia's mild, but the doctors say he needs a bone marrow transplant if he's going to grow up.”
“Won't happen in Guatemala.”
“Won't happen if this Romney guy is elected. He thinks you can get whatever treatment you need at the ER. You heard him. Idiot. I bet he thinks we don't understand English. He wins, Orlando dies.”
“I watched one of those debates. He gets most of the questions. What I heard tonight, and what he said in that debate? Totally different.”
“I read up on him on the internet at the library. I know, I should have been studying. Exams next Friday. Romney does that all the time.”
“What we heard?”
“No, flip-flopping on abortion and buying guns, lots of things. Stuff nobody cares about. We just need work, and papers.”
“We can't do anything. We're two illegals on a bus going home, with a wad of cash we earned, minus the babysitter.”
“Yes we can.”
“You're dreaming.”
“Remember that woman, Monica something, almost took down a President. He lied about an affair with her. She did something. Got him impeached.”
“Before I snuck in, I guess. Monica Something against the President? She just gets called a liar.”
“She had proof. His DNA all over her dress.”
“Wow, he must shoot pretty far for an older guy.”
“Get your head out of the gutter, Pedro. We can get proof.”
“What.... you going to give this Romney guy a blow job?”
“No, idiot. Record him. Sneak in a camcorder. Post it on the internet.”
“We don't have a camcorder. We don't have the money for one. We don't know how to put a video on the internet. And we can't just record at one of these houses, we'll get fired. Won't pay the rent.”
“My brother Osirial does. He's legal. He knows all that stuff. He's got a camcorder.”

Goodwill store
“Boy, these camcorders are tiny. Records for hours. How do we hide it?”
“There. That purse. See the stupid holes at the ends, with the brass rings around them? So all your stuff falls out. A trail of pens and tampons behind me. Idiot fashion, they finally went out of style. Put some junk in the purse, lift the camera up, aim through the hole, nobody will notice an old purse.”

On the bus, the next fundraiser
“What'd we get? Anything?”
“Damn. The camera shifted. I have a video of the inside of a purse.”
“Can you hear him?”
“Yeah... not bad. Same speech, every time.”
“Same joke about his father should be Hispanic?”
“Coming up. Speech never changes..... yup.”
“It's something. I'll take it to Osirial.”

On the bus to the next fundraiser
“Could be our last chance.”
“Osirial says he got a nibble on our last tape. James Carter's really curious.”
“Who's that?”
“Grandson of President Carter.”
“He can't get much interest. The audio could be a fake. We need better.”
“Tonight we do it. Put your purse between two serving trays, tight. Nothing will shift. Nobody looks at a serving cart.”

On the bus, after the fundraiser
“What do you see?”
“It worked. Aimed right through the hole. I can't hear, this bus is too loud. But I can see him. Good thing I moved that candle. Sound should be better, I got closer this time. He's screwed. Orlando has a chance.”

Delivering the dirt

In the ER
“I got here as fast as I could get off work. How is he?”
“Better. Doc says this prescription should stop the pneumonia.”
“How do we pay... for this prescription? We barely made rent.”
“This pharmacy, some Government program. Orlando's a citizen, he qualifies.”
“Not after that Romney guy wins.”
“Osirial called. Sent the video. That Carter guy was really interested. Seems Romney insults his grandfather.”
“You surprised? Along with women, rape victims, gays, us undocumented, and anybody who isn't made of money.”

The Truth hits the Fan

September 17
“What a day. Huge crowds for Monday Night Football. But I made good tips.”
“I saw it through the window of a bar TV, walking home from work. I had to walk in to listen. We did it.”
“Did what?”
“Our video. On the TV. That Romney guy, tying himself in knots, trying to explain it away.”
“Anybody know who it came from?”
“Nope.”
“We should come forward. We have the original. We have proof. We'd be famous. That Obama guy might swing us papers, for saving his ass.”
“Or deport us. Osirial said, our video could cost Romney's friends five trillion dollars. Five trillion, if we help him lose. He said that pays for a lot of hit squads. We better stay quiet.”

At the ER
“He didn't make it, Orlando's gone, Pedro. My baby, gone.”
“I couldn't afford a refill, he seemed OK. Two days, dead. Doc warned us, thallasemia can do that.”
“Don't need that bone marrow transplant. Just.... a casket.”

November 7
“I checked twice, just to be sure. I'm pregnant.”
“Orlando's father was a carrier, I'm not. I didn't know Planned Parenthood tested men. Your baby won't die like Orlando.”
“Planned Parenthood might survive too. That Romney guy was going to get rid of them.”
“All the guys on TV, said our video made a big difference.”
“Orlando's still dead. I miss him. I miss his big eyes.”
“I got my deferment in the mail, I can't be deported. We'll make it, we'll make a difference.”

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Response to jeffsainio (Reply #35)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:40 AM

62. oh my god

reading that made my teeth hurt.

I sincerely hope nobody tries to pass that overwrought pile of purple prose off as the "real" story. That was too contrived to even pass as a made-for-tv movie "inspired" by the actual events.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:15 PM

36. ...and Taps echoed in the distance...

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:16 PM

38. Only thing better would be

to see it fly upside down.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:17 PM

39. Oh my, now that is classic

Too bad they don't realize they are better off with President Obama and not the who knows where he stands Mitt Romney.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:23 PM

40. Clever actually. Do your neighbors have a sense of humor?

Then again.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:43 PM

41. I notice the utter lack of any US flag. That speaks volumes... n/t

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Response to DRoseDARs (Reply #41)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:55 PM

49. I was thinking the same thing

Who has a flag flying of their political party anyways? Weird.

Typical though of these people. Party before country.

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Response to DRoseDARs (Reply #41)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 12:25 PM

68. +1

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:44 PM

42. I like those neighbors already.

They can't be pugs and be that clever.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 08:50 PM

43. Ask them if they know what . . .

the Upside-Down star means?
It's the sign of the goat of Black Magic.

Why are there 3 of them on the Republican logo?

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 09:18 PM

45. Print this full page and put it in your window...

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Response to Spitfire of ATJ (Reply #45)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:42 AM

63. We had a big snowfall up here

My snowblower is broken, won't start for some reason even though it worked two weeks ago.

Somebody posted on Facebook that their (gay) partner "blew the entire block".

Of course everybody took it the wrong way.

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Response to TrogL (Reply #63)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:52 AM

66. There's something to be said for kicking back and seeing someone do a good job.

Last edited Thu Nov 8, 2012, 12:53 PM - Edit history (1)

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 09:36 PM

46. your rhododendron has Botryosphaeria

prune off dead branches well below the dead areas w/ pruners that
you wipe w/ a 5% bleach solution after making the cuts.

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Response to Botany (Reply #46)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:08 PM

80. Not to branch off topic

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:46 PM

48. Mr. GW is visiting a large republican area in Florida

He said he is giddy being surrounded by such sadness.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:02 AM

50. Laughing so hard, I'm snorting. Not a pretty noise, but LMAO!

Thank you for sharing.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:09 AM

51. Awwwwww.........

(searches for tiny violin)

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Response to spiderpig (Reply #51)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 02:49 AM

52. Here it is:



It is nopity in between two : symbols.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:12 AM

53. They could use some lawn care.

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Response to geomon666 (Reply #53)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:52 PM

70. !!!

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Response to geomon666 (Reply #53)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:41 PM

86. LOL!!! That is too funny!!! eom

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 03:32 AM

54. Lemme play my angstrom-sized violin

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:35 AM

56. I know what half-mast stands for

but what does 2/3 mast stand for?

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:00 AM

57. They need to turn the flag upside-down, too

Half-staff because they lost, upside-down because the party's in deep trouble.



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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 10:43 AM

58. .

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:42 AM

64. Oh, how I love a good belly laugh in the morning.


Thanks, AGAIN, DUers for making my day! You guys are the best at doing that.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:51 AM

65. They forgot something.

The flag should be upside down too.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 11:55 AM

67. Take the two pumpkins off their porch

In their place, leave a note that says the pumpkins were "redistributed equally for the greater good". Then hit 'em up for $20, explaining that you won't be able to get your methadone fix until your government check arrives. Help them to realize their worst nightmares.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 01:51 PM

69. That's obviously the home of a happy Democrat.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:22 PM

72. GOP RIP

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:46 PM

73. They can always find sympathy...

in the dictionary, between Shit and Syphilis.

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Response to Hubert Flottz (Reply #73)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:40 PM

85. LOL!! n/t

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 04:53 PM

74. Hafta get a candlelight vigil going, and light up some of that new legal hemp stuff....

 

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:00 PM

76. My ribs hurt...

...I'm laughing so hard. I'm sure I look crazier than I normally do.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:24 PM

77. As I drove two miles through the neighborhood Saturday to go to Schlotsky's,

only were Rmoney-Ryan signs were noticed in the yards. When driving this route before the 2004 election, only 19 of 20 signs were Bush/Cheney. Democrats in my neighborhood are smart enough now to realize if they don't remain in the closet during the campaign, they face being accosted, keyed, or whatever. As to be expected, almost all wear Jesus on their sleeves, and their piety and righteousness shines ever so brightly.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:28 PM

78. Priceless!

That totally made my day. Sneak over and leave a jar of peanuts by the door.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:01 PM

79. That flag is NOT at half-mast. That's at 47%

I carefully measured the pixels in PhotoShop

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:32 PM

82. The woman behind us as the grocery store on Tues night

had four chocolate bars, a bottle of wine, and a dejected countenance, poor thing. The cashier and I were celebrating but hushed up.

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Response to Melinda (Original post)

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 06:43 PM

87. LOL!

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