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Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:38 PM

Has anyone seen Sununu?

Did they have to call him back from the Vatican where he thought he was going to be ambassador?

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:39 PM

1. His head exploded

No schrapnel, though -- turns out it was empty!

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:40 PM

2. He was put somewhere where the sununu doesn't shine.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

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Response to Squinch (Reply #2)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:41 PM

5. You WIN THE THREAD!!!! nt

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Response to MADem (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:57 PM

14. Thanks!

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:41 PM

3. Shhhhh -- he can only be called by saying his name 3 times.

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:41 PM

4. He exploded like Mr. Creosote.

His aides are collecting bits of blubber and suet as we speak.

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:41 PM

6. Su-no-no. And I hope it stays that way...

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:42 PM

7. Japanese Whaling fleet is out

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:44 PM

8. Hard to tell. It might have been a road-kill iguana that escaped from a local petting zoo.

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:47 PM

9. He was accidentally caught outside when the sun came up.

His body turned into a pile of ash when the rays hit him.

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:47 PM

10. If You Knew Sununu

If you knew Sununu, like I know Sununu
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a ass
There's none so gassy
As that big assy,
Oh! Oh! Holy Moses, what an assy
We went voting, he didn't balk
Back from Yonkers
I'm the one that had to walk
If you knew Sununu, Like I know Sununu
Oh! Oh! What an ass

Sung to the tune of "If You Knew Susie" apologies to Eddie Cantor.

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Response to Lint Head (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:51 PM

12. I admire anyone who knows who Eddie Cantor was.

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:49 PM

11. I thought it was your turn to watch him. n/t

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Response to Silent3 (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:16 PM

16. No, the ah I was assigned to watch was Giuliani. n/t

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:54 PM

13. He turned back into the cockroach he really was and is living behind a kitchen wall in Oakland.

We can all hope the landlord responds quickly with some pest control.
BHN

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 05:36 PM

15. Fortunately not. He's a fuckwad.

 

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:20 PM

17. He went in for a facelift but the doctor mistook his ass for his face

and cut off his balls, thinking they were just part of his sagging chin.

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:21 PM

18. Jack Welch also, i guess the Senile vote was too small to win for romney

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Response to chieftain (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:44 PM

19. Another irrelevant fossil. eom

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