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Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:07 PM

Margaret & Helen weigh in. I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE Helen, LOL

Mitch McConnell’s Republican Party Can Meet Me In The Middle and Kiss My Ass

HELEN:

Margaret, it appears that rape remains unpopular among likely voters, gays are people too, and Rocky Mountain High isn’t just a song. It isn’t final yet, but at the time that I am writing this, Michele Bachmann, bless her heart, might not be too popular with voters either. And while he wasn’t actually running for anything, Donald Trump proved to be unpopular with just about everyone.

Once the real news called the race for Obama, I tuned into Fox News to see if Carl Rove was giving refunds. I had to laugh at the meltdown that was happening. Carl wanted a recount in Ohio and some blonde woman with too much make-up lamented about the inconvenient truth of Hurricane Sandy. Evidently Sandy and fraudulent voters had given the election unfairly to Obama. Honey, Hurricane Sandy reminded us that we had a good man in the White House much the same way Hurricane Katrina reminded us that we had an idiot in the White House. And fraudulent voters are about as common as unbiased reporting on Fox News. I had to turn the channel back to the more civil CNN coverage with that lovely Anderson Cooper. Too much Fox makes me itch.

After running for President for nine hundred years, Mitt Romney accepted defeat and gave a surprisingly short and genuinely gracious concession speech. I was touched, truly touched, when he called for unity and wished the President success. President Obama too gave a lovely speech. He always gives lovely speeches. It was tad bit long and I must admit I drifted off a couple of times. I am old and it was getting late.

But back to Mitt… you had me there, sir. You had me ready to put aside my partisan ways in hopes that our elected officials could come together and find common ground. I was all ready to write my letter to the President asking him to govern to the middle and bring us together. I would get a good night’s sleep and then write the letter in the morning and send it off to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

But just before I headed to bed, this flashed across my television screen:

“The American people did two things: they gave President Obama a second chance to fix the problems that even he admits he failed to solve during his first four years in office, and they preserved Republican control of the House of Representatives. The voters have not endorsed the failures or excesses of the president’s first term, they have simply given him more time to finish the job they asked him to do together with a Congress that restored balance to Washington after two years of one-party control. Now it’s time for the president to propose solutions that actually have a chance of passing the Republican-controlled House of Representatives and a closely-divided Senate, step up to the plate on the challenges of the moment, and deliver in a way that he did not in his first four years in office.”

– Mitch McConnell, Senate Minority Leader

Well Margaret, so much for me giving up my partisan ways. Mitch McConnell is a jackass and the Republican Party can kiss my ass. I mean it. Really.

MARGARET:

Well, here we go again. Honey, why don’t you just move to Kentucky and run against McConnell? I would vote for you. I mean it. Really.

http://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/07/michele-bachmann-donald-trump-and-rape-prove-to-be-bad-ideas/

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Reply Margaret & Helen weigh in. I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE Helen, LOL (Original post)
catbyte Nov 2012 OP
Tigress DEM Nov 2012 #1
still_one Nov 2012 #2
suffragette Nov 2012 #3
catbyte Nov 2012 #5
suffragette Nov 2012 #7
Matariki Nov 2012 #4
War Horse Nov 2012 #6

Response to catbyte (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:12 PM

1. Too tired to laugh, but I'm running on zero sleep.

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:15 PM

2. McConnell please continue to believe your party lost because of the "Democrats" failures you idiot

That way I can relax a little and remain confident that your party will even become more irrelevant
In fact your party has pretty much become a fringe extremist party

Keep it up

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:19 PM

3. I had not seen this blog before

It's wonderful!

K&R

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Response to suffragette (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:33 PM

5. I've been following them since 2008. Helen is one feisty Octogenarian!

She's awesome.

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Response to catbyte (Reply #5)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 09:41 PM

7. Feisty and hilarious

Thanks so much for posting this thread.

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 03:22 PM

4. Oh, this is pure gold. And so true.

"Honey, Hurricane Sandy reminded us that we had a good man in the White House much the same way Hurricane Katrina reminded us that we had an idiot in the White House."

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 04:36 PM

6. Love those gals :) /nt

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