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byronius

(7,369 posts)
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:13 AM Nov 2012

Freepers are going to be looking for a new country tomorrow. We should have a list. Help 'em out.

Someplace where there's no taxes, no meddlesome government, and plenty of buxom beauties and ignorant natives to dominate.

Singapore? Somewhere in the Balkans?

Iran! Too much government.

One of them floating cities in the middle of the ocean! Paradise! Hmm. Oh, Sandy.

Antarctica?

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Freepers are going to be looking for a new country tomorrow. We should have a list. Help 'em out. (Original Post) byronius Nov 2012 OP
Somalia! Kennah Nov 2012 #1
Bam! Gotta be high up there. byronius Nov 2012 #2
Thats where busloads of illegal Ohio voters come from! No go! davepc Nov 2012 #12
First post. Not even mad. joshcryer Nov 2012 #31
Haiti Jamaal510 Nov 2012 #3
Ah, poor Haiti. byronius Nov 2012 #6
Go with Mitt - dchill Nov 2012 #4
Somalia is the obvious choice for them. Webster Green Nov 2012 #5
Kenya? dchill Nov 2012 #7
Instant classic. byronius Nov 2012 #8
Kenya! Mike Nelson Nov 2012 #9
Hands-on archaeology. dchill Nov 2012 #15
Hey, They Can Spend Their Golden Years Looking For Obama's Birth Certificate cantbeserious Nov 2012 #32
There is that floating island of garbage in the Pacific Angry Dragon Nov 2012 #10
Or the pile of debris from Japan. nt Comrade_McKenzie Nov 2012 #30
They can't go to Canada. avaistheone1 Nov 2012 #11
Costa Rica! Kennah Nov 2012 #13
They'd hate Costa Rica sarge43 Nov 2012 #19
South America where the WWII former Nazi all went, there's probably Raine Nov 2012 #14
Regulation Vacation Celebration! pugetres Nov 2012 #16
I think they need more than just a list of places. eShirl Nov 2012 #17
Douchebagistan nt pkdu Nov 2012 #18
Definitely Somalia. No government...no regulations...no taxes...guns everywhere Cali_Democrat Nov 2012 #20
Yup, Somalia. Plenty of guns, tribal rivalry and violence, and no public services. Perfect for them. RBInMaine Nov 2012 #21
Mali MFM008 Nov 2012 #22
How about a few of these? KansDem Nov 2012 #23
There are fewer and fewer nations to the right of the US. Ash_F Nov 2012 #24
Hmmmm . . . Brewinblue Nov 2012 #25
Somalia (so they have something to build :) n/t Jeroen Nov 2012 #26
Berzerkistan Hekate Nov 2012 #27
I care so much that they are happy that I also vote for Somalia. aandegoons Nov 2012 #28
New Home Called HELL! goclark Nov 2012 #29
Glenbeckistan quaker bill Nov 2012 #33
Maybe they could pool their funds and buy their own island Marrah_G Nov 2012 #34
Maldives, sinking islands. kalli007 Nov 2012 #35

Webster Green

(13,905 posts)
5. Somalia is the obvious choice for them.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:16 AM
Nov 2012

Shall we start an air-fare fund or something to get the process started?

dchill

(38,321 posts)
15. Hands-on archaeology.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:37 AM
Nov 2012

Find the original. D'nesh can go along to give expert fact-based advice. While there, they can tweet photos of that famous Obama-Trump soccer field of their dreams.

Kennah

(14,115 posts)
13. Costa Rica!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:24 AM
Nov 2012

They'll follow Rush there, but then they will flee when they learn a woman is the President.

sarge43

(28,939 posts)
19. They'd hate Costa Rica
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:07 AM
Nov 2012

1. No army

2. High rating on both the Human Development Index and Environment Performance Index

3. Very green

Brown, progressive, tree hugging pacifists

Raine

(30,540 posts)
14. South America where the WWII former Nazi all went, there's probably
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:27 AM
Nov 2012

a community of their decendants that will welcome them with open arms.

 

pugetres

(507 posts)
16. Regulation Vacation Celebration!
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:37 AM
Nov 2012

I'm new here. Not sure about proper youtube linkage but let me give it a shot. I want to be very helpful to certain people looking to be expats...

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eShirl

(18,466 posts)
17. I think they need more than just a list of places.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:40 AM
Nov 2012

I think we'll need to give them a Time Machine and a list of places with dates. ie Nazi Germany, Spanish Inquisition, Donner Party(every man for himself, that they love so much)...

 

RBInMaine

(13,570 posts)
21. Yup, Somalia. Plenty of guns, tribal rivalry and violence, and no public services. Perfect for them.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:18 AM
Nov 2012

KansDem

(28,498 posts)
23. How about a few of these?
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 05:20 AM
Nov 2012


They can become a kind of Nomadic People; roaming the interstates for the next 40 years.

No, wait! The interstate highway system was built by socialists using tax money! Okay, that's out...



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*[font size="1"]Notice how the Freepers hate government so much they refuse to abide by the law making it illegal to park next to a fire hydrant?

aandegoons

(473 posts)
28. I care so much that they are happy that I also vote for Somalia.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:45 AM
Nov 2012

Only thing that fits the bill.

The gun nutters ought to be especially happy there.

I just want to leave them with a little bit of wisdom.

Watch out for the drones.

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