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NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:47 PM Nov 2012

I Hope Everyone Has Received their Assignments for Tomorrow from ACORN!!11!!

Remember, you must visit at least 7 voting places voting twice at each polling place, and be sure to bring several undocumented citizens with you.

If we can't pull this out, though, don't worry. We'll still have two months to initiate project FEMA CAMPS!!!

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I Hope Everyone Has Received their Assignments for Tomorrow from ACORN!!11!! (Original Post) NYC_SKP Nov 2012 OP
i forgot what to do.. oldhippydude Nov 2012 #1
Can't do it. charlyvi Nov 2012 #2
Well it is about that time of year again! Happy Holidays everybody! jillan Nov 2012 #22
Yep-just now reading over the last minute instructions. A Brand New World Nov 2012 #3
I thought we were using secret codes? Oh Poop! nc4bo Nov 2012 #4
If you're in an odd numbered state, you use the code. NYC_SKP Nov 2012 #31
The chair is against the wall. I repeat, the chair is against the wall. Dash87 Nov 2012 #5
I'm going to invite James O'kefe and his POS video camera.... left on green only Nov 2012 #6
I'll be rounding up the dead people for Obama in Chi-town GitRDun Nov 2012 #7
yes Dyedinthewoolliberal Nov 2012 #8
the eagle has landed.. go to defcon 4 Coexist Nov 2012 #9
Have you received any orders yet from master Pelosi? The lines have been silent. Dash87 Nov 2012 #13
Comrade Pelosi advises to keep your powder dry Coexist Nov 2012 #21
X! ThoughtCriminal Nov 2012 #10
The socialist party told me I needed to visit 11 voting places Fresh_Start Nov 2012 #11
The nut has been activated. Barack_America Nov 2012 #12
LOL Dash87 Nov 2012 #15
The Gravy's On the TeaStick. NYC_SKP Nov 2012 #18
Oh dear amuse bouche Nov 2012 #14
I will be rollin' with the New Black Panthers jpak Nov 2012 #16
I've got three passports, a couple of visas Fumesucker Nov 2012 #17
I'm checking my gay agenda now central scrutinizer Nov 2012 #19
Ugh - can't do it! Meeting with the Socialist, Communist, Marxist activists tomorrow. jillan Nov 2012 #20
Got 6 undocumenteds oswaldactedalone Nov 2012 #23
Really pleased that atheist/agnostic association oswaldactedalone Nov 2012 #24
there are 40 of us grannies all ready with our assignments iwillalwayswonderwhy Nov 2012 #25
Grannies brought in Indiana in 2008. NYC_SKP Nov 2012 #27
Nuts! I have all these voter machine switcheroos in all red states... RedCloud Nov 2012 #26
I have been practicing the secret handshake... Contrary1 Nov 2012 #28
Copy Tango Tango we have Charlie SpartanDem Nov 2012 #29
I've got a bunch of dead people working for me!!! LeftInTX Nov 2012 #30
I will be offering free abortions to anyone who has waited in line to vote for more than 45 minutes. Arugula Latte Nov 2012 #32
Checking in from north of the border... Lucy Goosey Nov 2012 #33

A Brand New World

(1,119 posts)
3. Yep-just now reading over the last minute instructions.
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:49 PM
Nov 2012

Still need to round up one more undocumented worker, but it should be a snap!

nc4bo

(17,651 posts)
4. I thought we were using secret codes? Oh Poop!
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:51 PM
Nov 2012

Wha? "Elvis has left the building" is too good for you guys? Or how about "The Vulture has missed the runway?"

I can't keep up

 

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)
31. If you're in an odd numbered state, you use the code.
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:33 PM
Nov 2012

Even numbered states use the secret handshake!

Dash87

(3,220 posts)
5. The chair is against the wall. I repeat, the chair is against the wall.
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:51 PM
Nov 2012

I have a greyhound bus full of illegally voting Liberals. Operation is going into effect.

left on green only

(1,484 posts)
6. I'm going to invite James O'kefe and his POS video camera....
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:51 PM
Nov 2012

....to meet me at the polls. Then I am going to bend his sorry ass over and cram it you know where. Seriously though, someone needs to permanently take him out the game.

GitRDun

(1,846 posts)
7. I'll be rounding up the dead people for Obama in Chi-town
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:51 PM
Nov 2012

after that it's off to my Kenyan Socialist conversion training!

Dyedinthewoolliberal

(15,485 posts)
8. yes
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:52 PM
Nov 2012

you will find these instructions on your copy of the Democratic Agenda* which is delivered to your door each day!
* I had a conservative fellow once question me for an hour or so on the Democratic Agenda. I finally realized he thought Democrats ACTUALLY received an agenda telling us what to do and say............
It was all I could do to not lay a huge "what are you, stupid?" on him.

Dash87

(3,220 posts)
13. Have you received any orders yet from master Pelosi? The lines have been silent.
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:55 PM
Nov 2012

Don't tell me I built this darn FEMA camp up on Mount Washington for nothing. That would be depressing.

Coexist

(24,542 posts)
21. Comrade Pelosi advises to keep your powder dry
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:03 PM
Nov 2012

until you can see the cream in the tea party's orange pekoe

Fresh_Start

(11,330 posts)
11. The socialist party told me I needed to visit 11 voting places
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:53 PM
Nov 2012

and bring 2 undocumented immigrants and 4 muslim terrorists to each.
You got it easy from ACORN.

oswaldactedalone

(3,489 posts)
24. Really pleased that atheist/agnostic association
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:06 PM
Nov 2012

has the power to end Christianity in the US for all-time. Bible burnings begin at 11pm Tuesday!!

RedCloud

(9,230 posts)
26. Nuts! I have all these voter machine switcheroos in all red states...
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:09 PM
Nov 2012

Would be nice if I got the go ahead to win all 50!

Lucy Goosey

(2,940 posts)
33. Checking in from north of the border...
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 12:07 AM
Nov 2012

...rest assured I will be bringing dozens of my fellow Canadians with me to vote in the border states! We might be able to swing Alaska to Obama, y'all!

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