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Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:37 PM

Ever been to a fundie haunted house?

Like a "Judgment House"

http://www.judgementhouse.org/

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:39 PM

1. No, and I absolutely will never set foot in one. Ever. Just hurtful, hurtful places.

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:45 PM

2. Yeah I've been to church

n/t

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:48 PM

3. Love the website

"Judgement House provides a variety of scripts to help your church communicate the Good News of Jesus Christ"

The Good News of Jesus Christ is available in a judgement house horror show?

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:51 PM

4. Yeah.

God loves you, but if you don't love him back, then you go to Hell. See???

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:52 PM

5. You have to be careful not to trip over the science books such as Origin of the Species and

 

dinosaur books complete with pictures doncha know.

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:52 PM

6. Campus Crusade for Christ used to have THE BEST haunted houses here in San Diego

 

They really do understand how to appeal to the deepest, darkest demons in our minds.

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:55 PM

7. I can't even imagine what life must be like in the bible belt...

 

it gives me the willies just thinking about it.

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Response to BlueMan Votes (Reply #7)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:57 PM

8. It's pretty damn bad.

and kinda lonely.

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Response to easttexaslefty (Reply #8)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:46 PM

13. got that right

I live in NW La. I hate the holidays...windbaugh always ratchets his spew up so family gatherings are sad affairs.

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 06:58 PM

9. Fundies dont wanna love people into heaven, they literally

want to scare the "hell" out of you.

Sick folk, these fundies.

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:09 PM

10. I attended one at a church ten years ago. Afterward, there was evangelical arm-twisting.

At the conclusion of the theatrics (which were fairly impressive, I must admit) the attendees were ushered to a meeting room where the pastor applied his hard-sell in the hope of snagging a few converts. My advice: stay away.

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Response to John1956PA (Reply #10)

Fri Nov 2, 2012, 01:27 AM

17. so, the preachers were a bunch of car salesmen?

the haunted house was the test drive?

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:09 PM

11. Fundie haunted house? That's easy!

Make it look like a gay bar! That'll scare them!

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:30 PM

12. visit a southern baptist church almost any sunday. same views nt

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 07:51 PM

14. Scrolled through a few... Everybody dies.

 

And goes to hell. What an uplifting message.

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 08:27 PM

15. Sounds like a live action version of those old Chick Tracts

Bad luck - Go to hell
Help wrong person - Go to hell
Lie about the cookie jar - eternity in hell, no more cookies
Go to school and believe the science teacher - Burn in hell with the dinosaurs
Care for the environment - Burn in hell with hippies
Breathe air without praising god with said breath - burn in hell as Jesus and Jack Chick laugh at you

Yep, sounds like tons of fun

Freya, save me from Jesus' followers, they know not what they do (and who they may be pissing off)

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Wed Oct 31, 2012, 08:48 PM

16. That gives me an idea.

Someone should build a haunted house where scenes from the Bible are acted out. It could be called "Yahweh's House of Hate." There could be actor's portraying the slaughter of heathen villages in the name of Yahweh. Sacrifice a bunch of animals and burn them in a big bonfire. Push Jezebel out of a window and let the dogs eat her body. The Bible is scarier than anything in haunted houses.

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Fri Nov 2, 2012, 01:31 AM

18. no, but I mistakenly rented "Hell House" once.

It was seriously lame. What a waste of a fun holiday!

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Response to pstokely (Original post)

Fri Nov 2, 2012, 01:41 AM

19. The religious right

are probably the most dangerous of the right. Some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths scares the shit outta me.

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