Firsties! I blame the storm on lesbians.

[mr_hat]

And yeah, you gays ought to be blushing a bit, too.

[Politicalboi]

1. The name says it all

Sandy. Is it male or female? It's a butch storm.

[upi402]

2. Fundies are early risers!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/29/hurricane-sandy-gays-same-sex-marriage-obama-romney_n_2038781.html

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Oh. I thought it was abortionists.

Or maybe liberals.
Or feminists.
Or black people.
Or Latino people.
Or scientists.
Or PETA.
Or vegans.
Or Unitarians.
Or Big Bird.

[LiberalLoner]

5. I blame the storm on masturbation. C'mon,

Which one of you caused the storm now?

[Liberal Veteran]

4. How can that be? Most of them are on the other side of the ocean.

[struggle4progress]

6. That's obviously why San Francisco is devastated year after year by typhoons

[Brother Buzz]

7. I blame the alien whales that have been visiting us, "Klaatu barada nikto"

[vaberella]

10. Oh cool...he likes mariachi. n/t

[justiceischeap]

8. I tried to find the post but I blamed myself either yesterday

or Saturday.

PS... I'm a lesbian.

[HopeHoops]

9. Hey, if I get a boatload of lesbians here at the house I'll be happy.

My wife won't let me do anything with them, but we might have fun drinking booze and watching videos.

[sanatanadharma]

11. makes sense to me, when Gaya...

...Gaya, the Divine Mother Earth (or if you prefer Gangama rushing through Shiva's locks) must be mighty wet and juicy when thrashing in the throws of her atmospheric lovers Surya (sun) and Indra (storm)

[-LOKI -BAD FOR YA]

12. do they have lesbians in the log cabin,i am intrigued

[Bucky]

13. It's the result of Obama letting me insure my 22 year old daughter