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Mon Oct 29, 2012, 08:14 AM

Twitter #RomneyStormTips

"Everyone in the path of the hurricane should head to their second or third home to safety!"

"Make sure the dog carrier on top of your car really is waterproof."

"If it's a "legitimate storm" homes have a way of shutting down all that damage."

"Everyone chill out... Sandy will end earlier than expected... she has dinner to get on the table."

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Reply Twitter #RomneyStormTips (Original post)
ehrnst Oct 2012 OP
Berlum Oct 2012 #1
LynneSin Oct 2012 #2
Kindly Refrain Oct 2012 #3
DetlefK Oct 2012 #5
barnabas63 Oct 2012 #12
dembotoz Oct 2012 #18
Squinch Oct 2012 #4
CindyinIndy Oct 2012 #6
lunatica Oct 2012 #7
sheshe2 Oct 2012 #8
William769 Oct 2012 #9
Mira Oct 2012 #10
Chipper Chat Oct 2012 #11
mountain grammy Oct 2012 #15
Kindly Refrain Oct 2012 #13
ET Awful Oct 2012 #14
Ian_rd Oct 2012 #16
xtraxritical Oct 2012 #20
FailureToCommunicate Oct 2012 #21
Big Orange Jeff Oct 2012 #17
Big Orange Jeff Oct 2012 #19
ehrnst Oct 2012 #22

Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 08:19 AM

1. Secure the locks on your Vault, your Swiss bank account, and your Cayman Tax Dodges

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 08:36 AM

2. We should remember that this storm is a gift from god

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 08:39 AM

3. "You can rope together three or four poor people..."

 

"And use them as planking for an emergency raft"

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Response to Kindly Refrain (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 08:48 AM

5. "Make sure to pick poor people that float."

"You'll never convince those lazy moochers to start swimming."

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Response to DetlefK (Reply #5)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:43 AM

12. ...or witches..witches float you know. nt

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Response to barnabas63 (Reply #12)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 10:25 AM

18. so his wife if safe

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 08:42 AM

4. No problem. 53% of us will be just fine.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 08:54 AM

6. Too bizarre for words.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 08:57 AM

7. I'll be thinking of you from my secret location safe spot

Probably my home in California. The weather is better there right now.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:05 AM

8. Oh Sandy

" It a forcible hurricane alright!"

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:15 AM

9. Kick & recommended.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:21 AM

10. Where are the DUzys when we really need them n/t

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:40 AM

11. "Hey 53%:

Now's the time to invest in Bain. I'll be closing all our east coast storm-damaged factories and shipping the remains to China. You can make a pantload."

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Response to Chipper Chat (Reply #11)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:55 AM

15. love all these posts, but this is my favorite...

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:53 AM

13. "To collect storm insurance on your beach house"

 

"Have your man walk through it with a sledge hammer and smash items so you can rebuild with a brand new interior. Have him flood the place by leaving all water faucets on and tell him to leave all windows open. Don't forget, you can claim many items, like your wifes diamond jewelry that just happened to be in the house and washed out to sea."

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:54 AM

14. We've got binders full of hurricanes. n/t

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:56 AM

16. "If Sandy is anything like me, she'll change course within an hour."

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Response to Ian_rd (Reply #16)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 10:30 AM

20. Excellent snarkasm! Keep 'em coming!

 

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Response to Ian_rd (Reply #16)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 10:35 AM

21. Win!

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 10:18 AM

17. Before evacuating...

...direct the staffs at your coastal homes to secure all structures with plenty of "hardware stuff"?

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 10:30 AM

19. If unable to evacuate...

...work to find a way to take advantage of the opportunity like buying Lowe's or The Home Depot.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 12:12 PM

22. In place of FEMA Romney would issue $25 vouchers

to use towards a hotel, and 1200 frequent flyer miles for every day you are homeless.

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