1. I'm going to be at 3 p.m. and not getting up until morning
I have just booked a trip to San Francisco and will be there election night.
Last time I was in SF for election night was in 2000. (I had voted early, as I have this year.)
In 2000, I went out to dinner and then went to a bar to watch the returns. When they declared Gore was the winner, I cheered with the rest of the crowd, had another drink, and went to my hotel satisfied and happy.
I woke up the next morning and found I was in hell.