Obama releases Short Form BC. Right wing says it's not valid.
Vital Records head in Hawaii goes to the vault and inspects Obama's BC. Makes official statement that Obama was a child of Hawaii. RW says he's lying.
Republican governor of Hawaii does the same thing and is also accused of lying.
Obama violates a bunch of laws and publicly releases the long form. RW says it's a forgery.
If Obama released his school records, which supposedly show fraud in his financial aid, the only way they would be accepted by the RW is if they either showed financial fraud or that he had grades too poor to graduate but received a diploma anyway. Obama is very smart so the latter doesn't apply, and he attended school in an era when colleges actively recruited hyperintelligent minorities to atone for their segregationist sins of the past, so money really wouldn't have been a problem for him.
If you truly believe less government equals more freedom, ask the Somalis how free they feel.