Uhm what was Trumps announcement?

???

That's his bombshell.

That was the gist of that shitstain's "announcment".

It was a fishing expedition.

Just kidding, something about offering $5 million to Obama's favorite charity if Obama releases his passport application and college transcripts.

Oh dear, what is wrong with trump, surly his advisors are telling him he looks stupid.

...documents, then trump would give a $5 million dollar check to the charity of Obama's choice...or something pathetically stupid like that.

Long story short: mindless birther brou-ha-ha.

Longer story short: trump is still an idiot, perhaps even more of an idiot than we previously suspected.

Who can keep track?

I paraphrased, but that was the general idea.

Just can't stand to be anything but the center of attention. If he didn't have money, he'd be the guy on the street who stands in back of the news correspondent and makes faces at the camera.

I need to whip up my visibility to support Celebrity Apprentice, which is now taping. The once stellar ratings have been tanking the last couple of years.

I just lost my Trump Tower management contract. Damn it, they FIRED me.

I'm doing everything I can to prevent having to pay a larger share of taxes to the government, the same government that helped make me rich.

I'm basically a loud-mouth jackass, and I crave the spotlight. So I will frequently blow up expectations of something, or slam a celebrity and start a feud, just anything, really, to get my name in the papers.

Did I mention I'm a whore?