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Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:41 PM

I have a YUGE announcement for Donald Trump

I am willing to give $5 million dollars to the charity of your choice; The Hair Club for Men, Assholes Without Borders, The Rich Men/Small Dick Association, PBWAPOTH (People Born with Alpacca Pubes on Their Heads), AAA (Arrogant Assholes Anonymous), The Doughy Douche Research Foundation, European Super Models with PTTHD (Post Traumatic Trump Hump Disorder)...you name it, if you will release all documentation, files and correspondence uncovered by your team of private investigators you said you paid to go to Hawaii and uncover the truth about President Obama's place of birth. Hell, I will settle for one certified copy of any bill you paid to any licensed private investigator for expenses incurred in the Hawaii investigation. Prove that you aren't a bloviating, attention starved egomaniac or admit that you are a lying gold plated turd.

The ball is in your court, you deceitful, pompous, ass-clown.







*The records have to meet my satisfaction in order for the monies to be paid.

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Reply I have a YUGE announcement for Donald Trump (Original post)
Mortos Oct 2012 OP
timber84 Oct 2012 #1
KT2000 Oct 2012 #2
monkeyofstick Oct 2012 #3
Mortos Oct 2012 #5
monkeyofstick Oct 2012 #13
ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #4
BainsBane Oct 2012 #6
jsmirman Oct 2012 #7
Coyotl Oct 2012 #8
fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #9
Mortos Oct 2012 #10
japple Oct 2012 #11
upi402 Oct 2012 #12

Response to Mortos (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:43 PM

1. Bravo!



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Response to Mortos (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:46 PM

2. Ha! Great Rant! n/t

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Response to Mortos (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:52 PM

3. Hair we go again

OOOOOOOOOOOOOh man!
I needed that!!

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Response to monkeyofstick (Reply #3)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:01 PM

5. ba doom doom doom ching

This is a great crowd...

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Response to monkeyofstick (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 01:01 PM

13. cccc

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Response to Mortos (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:55 PM

4. K&R

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Response to Mortos (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:26 PM

6. Trump is nothing but a petty media whore

desperate for another 15 minutes of fame. What a narcissist.

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Response to Mortos (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:47 PM

7. He is a relentless unrepetant shit bag

this asshole has used Chapter 11 bankruptcy FOUR times - you know what this means?

So often, in the case of Trump, He DIDN'T build it on his own - but needed, at a minimum, the machinery and facilities of the courts to help bail him out.

What a useless moron.

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Response to Mortos (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:49 PM

8. Don't you mean "HUGH"

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Response to Mortos (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:50 PM

9. PBWAPOTH (People Born with Alpacca Pubes on Their Heads) . . .

quite possibly the best description of that cranial mess EVER! Thank you!

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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #9)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 07:44 PM

10. I had to work on different ways to make fun of his hair

The possibilities are really endless.

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Response to Mortos (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 08:24 PM

11. Maybe this will help explain it!


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Response to japple (Reply #11)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 08:26 PM

12. Empty!

that howling noise is loud in the wind i bet

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