Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:41 PM
Mortos (2,124 posts)
I have a YUGE announcement for Donald TrumpLast edited Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:44 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
I am willing to give $5 million dollars to the charity of your choice; The Hair Club for Men, Assholes Without Borders, The Rich Men/Small Dick Association, PBWAPOTH (People Born with Alpacca Pubes on Their Heads), AAA (Arrogant Assholes Anonymous), The Doughy Douche Research Foundation, European Super Models with PTTHD (Post Traumatic Trump Hump Disorder)...you name it, if you will release all documentation, files and correspondence uncovered by your team of private investigators you said you paid to go to Hawaii and uncover the truth about President Obama's place of birth. Hell, I will settle for one certified copy of any bill you paid to any licensed private investigator for expenses incurred in the Hawaii investigation. Prove that you aren't a bloviating, attention starved egomaniac or admit that you are a lying gold plated turd.
The ball is in your court, you deceitful, pompous, ass-clown.
*The records have to meet my satisfaction in order for the monies to be paid.
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13 replies, 942 views
| Author | Time | Post | |
| Mortos | Oct 2012 | OP | |
| timber84 | Oct 2012 | #1 | |
| KT2000 | Oct 2012 | #2 | |
| monkeyofstick | Oct 2012 | #3 | |
| Mortos | Oct 2012 | #5 | |
| monkeyofstick | Oct 2012 | #13 | |
| ProudProgressiveNow | Oct 2012 | #4 | |
| BainsBane | Oct 2012 | #6 | |
| jsmirman | Oct 2012 | #7 | |
| Coyotl | Oct 2012 | #8 | |
| fleur-de-lisa | Oct 2012 | #9 | |
| Mortos | Oct 2012 | #10 | |
| japple | Oct 2012 | #11 | |
| upi402 | Oct 2012 | #12 |
Response to Mortos (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:46 PM
KT2000 (9,732 posts)
2. Ha! Great Rant! n/t
Response to Mortos (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:52 PM
monkeyofstick (17 posts)
3. Hair we go again
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOh man!
I needed that!! |
Response to monkeyofstick (Reply #3)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:01 PM
Mortos (2,124 posts)
5. ba doom doom doom ching
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This is a great crowd...
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Response to monkeyofstick (Reply #3)
Fri Oct 26, 2012, 01:01 PM
monkeyofstick (17 posts)
13. cccc
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Response to Mortos (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 01:55 PM
ProudProgressiveNow (3,239 posts)
4. K&R
Response to Mortos (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:26 PM
BainsBane (9,559 posts)
6. Trump is nothing but a petty media whore
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desperate for another 15 minutes of fame. What a narcissist.
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Response to Mortos (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:47 PM
jsmirman (4,188 posts)
7. He is a relentless unrepetant shit bag
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this asshole has used Chapter 11 bankruptcy FOUR times - you know what this means?
So often, in the case of Trump, He DIDN'T build it on his own - but needed, at a minimum, the machinery and facilities of the courts to help bail him out. What a useless moron. |
Response to Mortos (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:49 PM
Coyotl (5,159 posts)
8. Don't you mean "HUGH"
Response to Mortos (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 02:50 PM
fleur-de-lisa (1,598 posts)
9. PBWAPOTH (People Born with Alpacca Pubes on Their Heads) . . .
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quite possibly the best description of that cranial mess EVER! Thank you!
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Response to fleur-de-lisa (Reply #9)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 07:44 PM
Mortos (2,124 posts)
10. I had to work on different ways to make fun of his hair
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The possibilities are really endless.
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Response to Mortos (Original post)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 08:24 PM
japple (4,103 posts)
11. Maybe this will help explain it!
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Response to japple (Reply #11)
Wed Oct 24, 2012, 08:26 PM
upi402 (16,595 posts)
12. Empty!
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that howling noise is loud in the wind i bet
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