Some have said that the Gloria Allred story is that Rmoney licks Trumps hair piece nightly

[CAG]

but I refuse to believe it

[wendylaroux]

1. trump has a hair piece?

that flap on his head is fake? all that money,and that's the best he can do? huh.

[WinkyDink]

2. No, he does not wear one, as he has actually demonstrated on TV with another celebrity.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. It's an alien symbiant living under his scalp

What you see as haphazard strands of hair that can suddenly take on impossible geometric forms are its tentacles. Romney periodically interfaces with the symbiant to receive instructions.

[porphyrian]

4. I hear it's to get the baby smell off of his breath. Don't ask what Sununu licks. n/t

[WillyT]

5. Between The Two Of Them... That's Gonna Be One HELL Of A Hairball

Just ruined my own dessert.

[Iris]

6. I heard it was the other way around.