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Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:55 AM

Caption the sweaty Mitt.....

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yellowcanine Oct 2012 OP
yellowcanine Oct 2012 #1
madmax Oct 2012 #2
phasma ex machina Oct 2012 #9
dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #39
napkinz Oct 2012 #56
ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #68
ffr Oct 2012 #3
GaYellowDawg Oct 2012 #4
MADem Oct 2012 #5
JaneyVee Oct 2012 #6
WCGreen Oct 2012 #7
trailmonkee Oct 2012 #8
yellowcanine Oct 2012 #12
trailmonkee Oct 2012 #13
Indpndnt Oct 2012 #28
sasha031 Oct 2012 #10
tavalon Oct 2012 #43
JBoy Oct 2012 #11
MrMickeysMom Oct 2012 #15
MrMickeysMom Oct 2012 #14
doc03 Oct 2012 #16
onecent Oct 2012 #62
Monk06 Oct 2012 #17
lunasun Oct 2012 #40
tavalon Oct 2012 #45
lunasun Oct 2012 #55
ellisonz Oct 2012 #18
flamingdem Oct 2012 #19
ellisonz Oct 2012 #22
Dem2TheCore Oct 2012 #20
BadGimp Oct 2012 #21
Demonaut Oct 2012 #23
Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #30
krawhitham Oct 2012 #24
nolabear Oct 2012 #29
riverwalker Oct 2012 #25
trailmonkee Oct 2012 #26
Cha Oct 2012 #27
mindwalker_i Oct 2012 #31
BootinUp Oct 2012 #32
jmondine Oct 2012 #33
tavalon Oct 2012 #34
fob Oct 2012 #35
marions ghost Oct 2012 #48
lunatica Oct 2012 #50
ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #69
condoleeza Oct 2012 #36
speedoo Oct 2012 #37
Cha Oct 2012 #38
cyberswede Oct 2012 #54
joshcryer Oct 2012 #41
rizlaplus Oct 2012 #42
SmileyRose Oct 2012 #44
Corgigal Oct 2012 #46
BumRushDaShow Oct 2012 #47
napkinz Oct 2012 #49
Snarkoleptic Oct 2012 #51
Oilwellian Oct 2012 #52
rug Oct 2012 #53
napkinz Oct 2012 #57
napkinz Oct 2012 #58
Donkees Oct 2012 #59
OldHippieChick Oct 2012 #60
Cha Oct 2012 #64
Quantess Oct 2012 #66
sad sally Oct 2012 #61
cags Oct 2012 #63
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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:56 AM

1. I went to the debate and all I got was this sweaty face......

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:57 AM

2. He reminds me so much of Nixon. n/t

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Response to madmax (Reply #2)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:00 AM

9. I knew you were going to say that! (Not you, but someone, you know?) nt

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Response to madmax (Reply #2)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 02:32 AM

39. I thought it was just me!

I have the same visceral reaction to him as I had towards Nixon.
Except Nixon was a lot smarter, a lot more cunning and almost the same in paranoia.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #39)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 10:51 AM

56. Romney had a plan to get out of Vietnam

Not for the nation, just for himself.

He went to France!





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Response to napkinz (Reply #56)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 12:30 AM

68. +1

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:57 AM

3. You Mittstink!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:57 AM

4. Can Ryan bring me a drink of water?

n/t

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:57 AM

5. Waaaah, no fair, I ate a bad burger, I needed to poop!!! nt

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:58 AM

6. The magic underwear are ruined.

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:58 AM

7. Must not fart, lord let me not fart....

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:59 AM

8. that cant be from tonight?

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Response to trailmonkee (Reply #8)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:02 AM

12. apparently it is.

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Response to yellowcanine (Reply #12)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:06 AM

13. SONOFABITCH!! I NEVER thought Nixon could be out-sweated?

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Response to trailmonkee (Reply #13)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:19 AM

28. It was epic flopsweat! And his eyes were bloodshot. No whites in them, at all.

Nixon should've been forever grateful that debate was not in color. It looks soooooo much worse in color.

GOOD!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:00 AM

10. if he wasn't such a heartless bastard, I would feel sorry for him

tough night for Mitt

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Response to sasha031 (Reply #10)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 07:23 AM

43. Never feel sorry for a sociopath

They couldn't ever, nor would they even try to feel sorry for you. That's not in the sociopath's repertoire.

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:02 AM

11. Oh, the flop sweat of unfathomable sadness... Yummy, yummy...

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Response to JBoy (Reply #11)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:07 AM

15. Perfect!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:06 AM

14. "Oh,SHIT! ....

... The schoolmate who I held down is sitting in the front row!"

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:09 AM

16. Wow, seriously is that actually from tonight? n/t

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Response to doc03 (Reply #16)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 05:26 PM

62. That's what I was going to ask. Seriously, is it????? n/t thanks

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:11 AM

17. Facial sweat is an indication of a high pulse rate. I have a pulse rate of 120 bpm because of COPD


and my face sweats like that. He's trying to hide a lot of stress with his clenched expression.

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Response to Monk06 (Reply #17)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 02:51 AM

40. yes I think the stress could be causing illness

or if not stress he is untruthful about medical status/meds
I kept thinking even if I agreed with him, I would think he was not well enough for the job
Did not look healthy to me at any of the debates
I would be concerned but it's him so......
he should wait until it is bad enough to visit an ER

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Response to lunasun (Reply #40)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 07:25 AM

45. You aren't saying he took a combination of Xanax and Ritalin, are you?

Just because all of his symptoms could be explained by that, doesn't mean it should be our first conclusion. (joke)

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Response to tavalon (Reply #45)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 09:42 AM

55. that was my thought 1st debate I thought they shot him up like a race horse lassix etc,

now i'm thinking stress related........
drugs or ill or stress
any need for a strong leader would result in a pool of sweat with him

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:11 AM

18. "Ann doesn't know I sold the horses to the Army!"

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Response to ellisonz (Reply #18)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:12 AM

19. LOL - Ann is not going to be very nice to Mittens tonight!

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Response to flamingdem (Reply #19)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:14 AM

22. He just better hope she doesn't have a bayonet...

...stashed in that Mormon underwear. He might get pricked!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:12 AM

20. Forget a caption

This is what passes for presidential in the right wing world? Putin is laughing his ass off right now!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:13 AM

21. Thank God they can't see that I just spotted my special undergarments..

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:16 AM

23. that makes me feel sad............I'm over it now

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Response to Demonaut (Reply #23)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:25 AM

30. thank you! exactly!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:16 AM

24. Is that really from the debate?

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Response to krawhitham (Reply #24)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:22 AM

29. Apparently so. I'm watching again and you can see that trickle down his jawline.

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:16 AM

25. THE photo of tonight n/t

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:18 AM

26. 'mothership, come in mothership, activate self-wicker, repeat, activate self-wicker'

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:19 AM

27. WHOA, Mitt!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:27 AM

31. Throw baseball here

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:28 AM

32. Error. Errrrorrrr. Must sterilize...S.t.e.r.i.l.i.i.i.iz.z.z.z.e.....!

Quick get the magnetic clamps and get him on the transporter!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:30 AM

33. I wonder if Moist from Dr. Horrible could use a henchman

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:32 AM

34. Doh, I didn't expect him to have a comeback for my Navy "gotchya"!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:33 AM

35. That's not just flopsweat, that's

FLIPFLOPSWEAT!

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Response to fob (Reply #35)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 07:44 AM

48. Flipflopsweat

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Response to fob (Reply #35)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 07:57 AM

50. Oh Snap!

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Response to fob (Reply #35)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 12:35 AM

69. +1

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:48 AM

36. How do all these medicare abusers live in this humidity?

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 01:48 AM

37. Wow I hd no idea.

My TV is very old, I'll try waching reruns on an HDTV.

That had to be fun for Obama to see close up.

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 02:25 AM

38. Tweet from Albert Brooks

Loved this tweet from Albert Brooks, referencing all the schvitzing he did in the movie Broadcast News;

“If Romney sweats anymore I get a royalty.”


http://theobamadiary.com/2012/10/23/and-the-winner-is-3/#comments

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Response to Cha (Reply #38)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 09:25 AM

54. Brilliant!

I love Albert Brooks!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 02:54 AM

41. Wow! I watched this online and it didn't seem that bad.

That's just horrific.

Caption: I'm fucked.

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 03:55 AM

42. I would say to the people

I would say to the people, as I said to those who have joined this Government: 'I have nothing much to offer, not my blood, not my toil, not my tears; just sweat, and gallons of it."

With apologies to Winston Churchill

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 07:25 AM

44. Could somebody toss me a towel?

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 07:30 AM

46. Medically

Something is wrong with this guy. Then you have Ann holding on to him while he was shaking hands. Could someone in the media just get a little bit curious on this issue, please?

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 07:30 AM

47. He's losing his precious bodily fluids



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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 07:52 AM

49. he wants you to try his sweaty balls

if anyone remembers that SNL sketch a few years back





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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:27 AM

51. OOooops, I may have over-trusted that fart!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:45 AM

52. What? No hanky?

I bet Mittens had some "mom time" after the debate.

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 08:47 AM

53. "Cayman Islands?"

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 04:21 PM

58. drip drip drip

















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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 04:50 PM

59. "Damn, It'd be easier if I were Latino or black"

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 05:14 PM

60. "Jeez, I'm sweating bayonets!"

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Response to Cha (Reply #64)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 06:26 PM

66. Nice!

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 05:26 PM

61. Where was his magic hankie from the first debate? And did he write 'Dad' and take off his watch?

from James Lipton on Now with Alex Wagner:

Inside the Actors Studio host James Lipton has come “Inside the Debate Studio” over the last few weeks to analyze the presidential debates, and after watching Governor Romney’s varying performances, he has reached a conclusion: the Republican nominee is a “boss.”

Lipton came on the show again today to analyze the final president debate and said, ”He’s the common word for the common thing. A boss can be benign, he can be malevolent, he can be revered, he can be loathed, but that’s really what he’s offering us. I think that the American voters are really faced, at last, with this clear choice, at least from my point of view, between a sitting president with a record that can be criticized or praised and a boss.”

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 05:27 PM

63. Shit... They found out about my 3rd wifes kid.

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Oct 23, 2012, 06:23 PM

65. "But, it's MY TURN! I've been good for 6 years!"

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Response to yellowcanine (Original post)

Wed Oct 24, 2012, 12:29 AM

67. It's just a mild case of Romnesia.

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