Amazon "binder full of women" reviews

[justiceischeap]

Last edited Wed Oct 17, 2012, 09:24 PM - Edit history (1)

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They are just starting, so there are only a few but still... hilarity is sure to ensue.

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. This is my favorite . . .

4.0 out of 5 stars Holds All My Women - This binder has more than enough room to hold all of my women, some of whom cook dinner for me. I wish it came in pink, though.

[littlemissmartypants]

2. ...

39 of 40 people found the following review helpful
5 Points for 3 rings!, October 17, 2012
By MMP1980
This review is from: Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032) (Office Product)
This binder is decent, but I would prefer it to include the black plastic thing on the inside so that I can flip the women back to the front when they get out of line. That said, it adequately holds all of the women and they don't usually get stuck on the rings inside. Although, when I pile my binders full of women on top of each other, the weight causes the rings to buckle a little bit and misalign and then sometimes my women do get caught on the rings. But we all know how women are, right? Typically heavy and hung up on rings! So as much as you may be tempted to pile and lay your binders of women on their sides, women end up being much more useful when upright.
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[JB126]

3. Too Funny!

[kysrsoze]

4. OMG. Hilarious. "Could Be Sexier."

[lady lib]

5. OMG, that is the funniest thing I've read in ages!! nt

[riverwalker]

6. bwaaaahaaaa!!!!

[LadyHawkAZ]

7. ROFLMAO!

Maybe it's just my women, but they don't seem to want to fit into the space I've designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn't seem to slow them down anymore.

I'm going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her.

[BainsBane]

25. That one is fantastic

[Sabriel]

27. Thanks!

I rather like it, myself.

[BainsBane]

29. Yours was on Hardball!

Did you see it?

[Sabriel]

30. No, dang it. n/t

[lapislzi]

8. I need one that comes in 50 Shades of Gray n/t

[Rosco T.]

9. Make Sure you mark the reviews "helpful"...

.. that keeps them up and visible.

[Whiskeytide]

10. "Trap Her Keep Her" ...?

... Too funny!

[Jersey Devil]

11. another Amazon review

3.0 out of 5 stars Too small for women October 17, 2012
By daveyclayton
As an intern on the Romney 2012 election campaign, I was tasked with procuring binders for Governor Romney. While these binders are well made, attractive and reasonably priced, and while I'm sure they would make an excellent choice for those wishing to store written or printed documentation in a secure and easily accessible manner, they are unfortunately too small to put women in.

[Starry Messenger]

12. k&r

omg

[Beaverhausen]

13. Oh my god that is too fucking funny!!!

I'm sure Colbert will have a few good ones about binders tonight!

[SmileyRose]

14. Remember the bic pen for women?

Amazon...... Gawd bless um as an outlet for comedy........

[winstars]

15. Oh God, the reviews since last night are priceless, please share these with all of your friends. LOL

[LittlestStar]

16. That is so funny. Notice how the real reviews aren't considered helpful by many. nt

[Beaverhausen]

17. Tons of great new reviews!!!

[LittlestStar]

18. Keep this going, every time I check there are 10 more reviews. nt

[PD Turk]

19. *snort*

Bwahahahaha!!!!

[justiceischeap]

20. This is a great one.

228 of 233 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Keeps me in line, husband happy!, October 17, 2012

By MTFF "Sonic Woman" (Santa Barbara, USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Avery Durable View Binder with 2 Inch EZ-Turn Ring, White, 1 Binder (17032) (Office Product)
My husband says I'm "all over the place", especially during my lady-time when I can become irrational and emotional, not to mention unreliable in the leaks and unpleasant odor department. When I'm rushing home from my job, where my boss is kind enough to allow me to come in at 6am so I leave in time to make dinner, I tend to forget what it was I was supposed to be cooking, although you could say that is because I am not logical and qualified enough to do two things at once. Family harmony was threatened by my general inability to make good judgements and not be able to find Cabinets, so my lovely man thoughtfully bought this binder and he clips me into it whenever things get out of hand. We're all SO much happier. It's very sturdy and comfortingly dark when closed tightly and stuffed into the back of a dusty drawer. Also, our daughter had some uppity ideas about controlling her own reproductive system so he shoved her in here until after the election. I like it when he does that because now I have someone to discuss recipes with while we're 'on file'!

[justiceischeap]

21. Kick for morning crew. nt

[tavernier]

22. Joe Scar just told Mika that the Obama administration

is encouraging the binder comments due to desperation; this after she made a very brave attempt to speak a full sentence without his interruption. I believe everyone should forward this Amazon add to Mika, and encourage her to put it on the air.

[whopis01]

23. omg... "Not as useful as the Trap Her, Keep Her"... lol. n/t

[demmiblue]

24. This is too funny!

[KurtNYC]

26. Kick for the noon crowd.

[redqueen]

28. Oops I didn't see this and reposted this morning...

Some of these are hilarious!