Tearful Mitt Romney Announces He Has Rare Disease Where You Can't Sit Quietly On Stool

[PD Turk]

HEMPSTEAD, NY—Highly emotional in the wake of last night’s town-hall-style debate, a tearful Mitt Romney called a press conference this morning to “come clean” about having a rare, little-understood disease known as Shuttlesworth Syndrome, a condition that prevents its victims from sitting quietly on stools anytime they are repeatedly told to do so.


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[MADem]

1. Burning, itching sensation....

Those are hemorrhoids, Mittsy..

[rustydog]

2. It isn't HUA syndrome that prevents stool-sitting?

I know his WPOS syndrome was kicking in as he addresses the 50-thousand a plate attendees!
And his WTF alert kicked in last night when Obama beat his ass!

[RagAss]

3. I've got some stool he should sit in.

[FSogol]

4. The funniest thing from the debate that no one talking about was when Candy Crowley

told Mitt to sit down.

[tanyev]

13. No kidding. She should have threatened to put him in the time out seat.

[mstinamotorcity2]

5. Hard to do

With Potus foot up your ASS

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. I'm been redeemed for my bar stool post

by the Onion.........LOL

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. In really bad taste

given he has a reason, and goes back to injuries in car crash. Making fun of disabilities, no matter how mild, is in really bad taste.

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. His bad taste was his deferment

in France..... while my friends died and were wounded in Nam

Suck it up...

[Cali_Democrat]

9. +1

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. Separate issue, can't chew and walk at the same time, can you?

a disability is a disability. Even if in his case it is a mild one.

You are CONFLATING issues... there I go, using a university level word the President "invented" the other day, but it applies here too.

[OldDem2012]

11. Are you still claiming he has a "hip issue" from his 1968 car accident in France? nt.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. i am not, he is

and either he's a hell of an actor, possible, or his gait is a dead give away. i will take number 2 for 1000 Alex