@BorowitzReport : So far, fact-checkers have caught Romney telling three truths.

[Liberal_in_LA]

[Jim Lane]

1. If so, his campaign will retract them tomorrow. (n/t)

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Accurate

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. They need to enter Romney for this panel show:

The panel is made up of four players. In the game each of the panellists is given a subject on which they give a short lecture. Most of the lecture is composed of lies, but during the course of the speech the lecturer must try to smuggle five true statements past the rest of the panel. The challenging panellists must buzz in when they believe that what the lecturer is saying is true. They must state what they believe the fact was. If it was true, the challenger is awarded one point. If it was a lie, then they are deducted one point. One point is given to the lecturer for each truth they smuggle successfully without it being detected at the end of the lecture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unbelievable_Truth_%28radio_show%29