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Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:28 PM

Joe Biden Will Rip Paul Ryan's Head Off & Shit Down His Windpipe Tonight.

This is not even going to be a close debate. Joe Biden will wipe the floor with Congressman Ryan tonight. So much so that Ryan will lose his own Congressional seat.

Show time.

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Reply Joe Biden Will Rip Paul Ryan's Head Off & Shit Down His Windpipe Tonight. (Original post)
David Zephyr Oct 2012 OP
a geek named Bob Oct 2012 #1
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #5
a geek named Bob Oct 2012 #8
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #13
SharonAnn Oct 2012 #2
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #7
renate Oct 2012 #3
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #10
Lucy Goosey Oct 2012 #4
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #11
CatWoman Oct 2012 #6
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #12
CatWoman Oct 2012 #16
Aerows Oct 2012 #18
DavidDvorkin Oct 2012 #9
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #15
DavidDvorkin Oct 2012 #21
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #24
Cha Oct 2012 #14
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #20
Aerows Oct 2012 #17
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #22
DearHeart Oct 2012 #19
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #23
DearHeart Oct 2012 #59
Qutzupalotl Oct 2012 #25
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #27
Cooley Hurd Oct 2012 #26
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #33
immoderate Oct 2012 #28
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #35
immoderate Oct 2012 #42
siligut Oct 2012 #50
Laffy Kat Oct 2012 #29
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #39
hrmjustin Oct 2012 #30
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #44
LaydeeBug Oct 2012 #31
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #40
Shankapotomus Oct 2012 #32
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #41
Blaukraut Oct 2012 #34
morningfog Oct 2012 #36
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #45
oswaldactedalone Oct 2012 #37
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #47
Douglas Carpenter Oct 2012 #38
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #48
WinkyDink Oct 2012 #43
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #49
CoffeeCat Oct 2012 #46
David Zephyr Oct 2012 #51
CoffeeCat Oct 2012 #56
Beartracks Oct 2012 #52
BlueDemKev Oct 2012 #53
Loudestlib Oct 2012 #54
Drab Oct 2012 #55
joshcryer Oct 2012 #57
joshcryer Oct 2012 #58
DavidDvorkin Oct 2012 #60
Aoxous Oct 2012 #61

Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:30 PM

1. Don't tease me like that... n/t

 

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Response to a geek named Bob (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:34 PM

5. Seriously. Right down his lying windpipe.

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Response to David Zephyr (Reply #5)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:38 PM

8. in that case...

 

I'll ice up my ankle, instead of hitting the sheets early.

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Response to a geek named Bob (Reply #8)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:46 PM

13. Yo!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:31 PM

2. I certainly hope so.

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Response to SharonAnn (Reply #2)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:37 PM

7. Political decapitation.

and done with Joe Biden's amazing smile. Can't wait, SharonAnn.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:33 PM

3. well, shoot, I'll tune in to see that!

I was going to watch anyway, but that sounds awesome!

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Response to renate (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:43 PM

10. Awesome, renate.

!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:33 PM

4. Yes!

Even better, Biden will do all of that while still managing to come across as the nicest, most affable politician ever. Little Paul won't know what's happening until it's way too late. I can't wait!

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Response to Lucy Goosey (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:44 PM

11. And it will be done with Biden's amazing smile.

Sliced and diced.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:35 PM

6. I love it when you talk like that

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Response to CatWoman (Reply #6)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:45 PM

12. I think you'll like this photo, too. OXOX

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Response to David Zephyr (Reply #12)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:53 PM

16. ...

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Response to David Zephyr (Reply #12)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:55 PM

18. Joe's a great guy

and his wife is both lovely and intelligent. I hope he kicks the ever living shit out of Paul Ryan.

We are counting on Joe!!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:41 PM

9. I'd pay to see that.

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Response to DavidDvorkin (Reply #9)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:50 PM

15. You won't have to pay for it. It's going to be fantastic.

Biden!!!

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Response to David Zephyr (Reply #15)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:00 PM

21. True. I'll be watching.

I'll be satisfied if Biden does it figuratively, although I'd be delighted if he did it literally.

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Response to DavidDvorkin (Reply #21)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:03 PM

24. Ryan will think it was literally.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:49 PM

14. Hey, I didn't think about this

being a chance to get minimittLies outta our Congress, too!

Best of Luck to VP Biden and the Ripping!

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Response to Cha (Reply #14)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:57 PM

20. Cha! Cha!

The ripping!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:54 PM

17. I hope so

It's time to kick ass or chew bubble gum, and we are all out of gum.

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Response to Aerows (Reply #17)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:01 PM

22. Know so.

The one thing I am certain of about Joe Biden is that he doesn't lose debates.

Paul Ryan is a scared little rich boy tonight.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 06:56 PM

19. I hope that you are CORRECT!!! nt

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Response to DearHeart (Reply #19)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:02 PM

23. Take heart, DearHeart!

And I love that song and movie, too.

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Response to David Zephyr (Reply #23)

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 11:29 PM

59. You made a good rhyme there! That movie is one of my favorites...as you can tell.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:07 PM

25. You're raising expectations.

Now if Biden merely rips Paul Ryan's ear off and shits on his shoulder, that will be seen as a loss.

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Response to Qutzupalotl (Reply #25)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:14 PM

27. Ha!

That's funny! I like you.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:07 PM

26. We will witness something tonight akin to Bentsen vs Quayle...

Ryan will serve it (his coconut) up, and Biden will SMASH it out of the stadium. And then, triumphantly, will take his biggest poop and shove it down his trachea. Of course, Ryan will choke it up and spit it out, only to have Biden grab it in mid-lob, and promptly cram it back down his lie-pipe.

Okay Cooley... don't hit "Post My Reply!"

Aw shit... too late.

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Response to Cooley Hurd (Reply #26)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:18 PM

33. Cooley!

You already slayed me at "trachea". The rest put me on the floor!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:15 PM

28. I'm expecting something like that. Should be a great mismatch!

Killer Joe! (Benny Golson)


--imm

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Response to immoderate (Reply #28)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:20 PM

35. Thanks for the video.

Killer Joe.

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Response to David Zephyr (Reply #35)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:47 PM

42. It popped into my head. Gets me psyched!

I went over to YouTube and played several versions of this. Quincy Jones did it with a big band and some vocals.

Inspiring.

Y' welcome!

--imm

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Response to immoderate (Reply #28)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:29 PM

50. This is our VP Joe alright

Intelligent, experienced, talented, cool and clever. And Ryan is a lollipop. This will be good.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:16 PM

29. Fingers crossed you're right. n/t

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Response to Laffy Kat (Reply #29)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:24 PM

39. Welcome to the DU, Laffy Kat.



Get ready to cheer!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:17 PM

30. Yes!

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Response to hrmjustin (Reply #30)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:19 PM

44. This thread is for confident Democrats!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:18 PM

31. I absolutely expect the opposite...Paul Ryan will CINCH this thing, and if he doesn't

it shows that mitt Romney's camp is in complete disarray.

Utter. disarray.

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Response to LaydeeBug (Reply #31)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:25 PM

40. Your confidence will be on steroids tomorrow, LaydeeBug.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:18 PM

32. Somebody has their game face on lol (nt)

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Response to Shankapotomus (Reply #32)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:27 PM

41. Oh my goodness. That is war paint on my face.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:19 PM

34. I suspect that Ryan will lay the groundwork tonight for attacks over the Libya incident

Not a coincidence that Stephanie Cutter has been playing defense on that today.

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Response to Blaukraut (Reply #34)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:21 PM

36. I suspect Biden will tear him to shreds on foreign policy and Ryan will regret mentioning

anything outside of fantasy budgets.

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Response to Blaukraut (Reply #34)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:25 PM

45. Yep. Fox and the Issa "Hearings" setting the stage for a full week.

And Ryan will be on his steroids on this one note. Biden will be ready for it. But you are right, Blaukraut. 100%

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:21 PM

37. He damn well better!! n/t

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Response to oswaldactedalone (Reply #37)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:27 PM

47. He will. It's in his DNA.

Biden will be a mountain lion tonight.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:23 PM

38. I certainly hope so. He should be able to just by taking Ryan at his words

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Response to Douglas Carpenter (Reply #38)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:28 PM

48. Wonder if Joe will go "marathon" on Ryan?

Yes, he can use Ryan's words against Romney and the other way around, too.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 07:51 PM

43. Best OP Headline this month!

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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #43)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:29 PM

49. Go Joe!!!!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:27 PM

46. LOVE THIS!!

And I love your enthusiasm!

I wrote an OP with the same sentiment, but it was very long-winded.

You did a much better job, with your very pithy, concise and inspiring post.

I agree about Biden. I think he's incredibly talented, with such a vast knowledge of foreign policy, economics, geo-political issues and social policy. Biden also has sharp communications skills and an ability to connect with voters. He's popular with blue-collar voters and with Democrats and Independents.

Paul Ryan is a chump with bad ideas. He's so outmatched in this debate, I actually feel sorry for him.

I say--bring it!!

And thanks for bringing your no-nonsense enthusiasm!

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Response to CoffeeCat (Reply #46)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:30 PM

51. CoffeeCat!

Love your enthusiasm!!!

It's contagious!!! Joe Biden is the real deal!

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Response to David Zephyr (Reply #51)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:59 PM

56. And here we go!!!

See you on the other side of this debate!!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:48 PM

52. From your keyboard to God's Inbox. :) n/t

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:52 PM

53. He'd friggin' BETTER!

We MUST get the momentum back!

Let's go, Joe!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:53 PM

54. O'lord I'm both excited and nervous

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 08:55 PM

55. Release the Biden!!!

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 09:06 PM

57. Agree.

Biden isn't going to fuck around.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 11:01 PM

58. Kick.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2012, 12:43 AM

60. Your prediction was correct.

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Response to David Zephyr (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2012, 02:10 AM

61. lol...awesome call.

 

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