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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI think I just crapped my pants: Mitt Romney Answers Questions on Household Appliances
some bonkers Romcom from the UK....
'I stand for truth, justice and the American fridge' Mitt Romney answers all your questions on household appliances
Dear Mitt, The blower on the heating element of my tumble-dryer has stopped working. Any tips on how I can repair it? Jane, Maine.
MITT SAYS: Great question, Jane and one that deserves a great answer!
You know something, Jane? Ill never forget the day my mom came home, tears of joy in her eyes, carrying a new tumble dryer on her back.
And you know why she was carrying that tumble-dryer on her back?
Do you know why my mom hadnt entrusted the safe delivery of her new tumble-dryer to a delivery man? Ill tell you why, Jane.
Because my mom loved that tumble-dryer.
And I believe that every American deserves a brand new tumble-dryer, because a tumble-dryer remains the essence of the American experience.
When every new wave of immigrants looked up and saw the Statue of Liberty, or knelt down and kissed the shores of freedom, those brave men and women dreamed that one day in the future they, or their children, or their childrens children, would one day become the proud owners of a tumble-dryer.
And when that day came, they knew in their hearts that they would give their tumble-dryer the greatest gift of all the gift of unconditional love.
And do you know why?
Because all the laws and legislation in the world will never fix a tumble-dryer like the loving hearts and arms of the folk who own them.
MITT SAYS: Great question, Jane and one that deserves a great answer!
You know something, Jane? Ill never forget the day my mom came home, tears of joy in her eyes, carrying a new tumble dryer on her back.
And you know why she was carrying that tumble-dryer on her back?
Do you know why my mom hadnt entrusted the safe delivery of her new tumble-dryer to a delivery man? Ill tell you why, Jane.
Because my mom loved that tumble-dryer.
And I believe that every American deserves a brand new tumble-dryer, because a tumble-dryer remains the essence of the American experience.
When every new wave of immigrants looked up and saw the Statue of Liberty, or knelt down and kissed the shores of freedom, those brave men and women dreamed that one day in the future they, or their children, or their childrens children, would one day become the proud owners of a tumble-dryer.
And when that day came, they knew in their hearts that they would give their tumble-dryer the greatest gift of all the gift of unconditional love.
And do you know why?
Because all the laws and legislation in the world will never fix a tumble-dryer like the loving hearts and arms of the folk who own them.
Dear Mitt, Please could you tell me the answer to this problem. How many cubic feet is the Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01? Mrs Hippy, Mississippi.
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Dear Mitt, How do I change the light bulb inside a GE Profile Spacesave XL1800 microwave oven? Ken Tucky, Kentucky.
MITT SAYS: My mom dreamed big dreams. When she first set eyes on a GE Profile Spacesave XL1800 microwave oven, she knew, deep in that big heart of hers, that she had to have one.
So she worked real hard, and, little by little, she made that dream come true.
And now, whenever I see that great light shining so tenderly in my dear familys GE Profile Spacesave XL1800 microwave oven, I dream that same dream.
My fellow Americans, I say this to you today. We must never let that light go out. And, if ever it needs changing, we must reach into our hearts and renew it.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2215863/I-stand-truth-justice-American-fridge-Mitt-Romney-answers-questions-household-appliances.html#ixzz28vniN2NS
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MITT SAYS: This is a great question, and it deserves a great answer.
How many cubic feet is the whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01? This is the question that willl live for ever on the lips and in the hearts of every true American.
And, sadly, President Obama, has, yet again, failed to come up with an answer. So let me tell you this. The Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01 is a great American invention.
Now is the moment we can all stand tall and say: I am an American. I make my own destiny. My family deserves a Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01. My country deserves a Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01. And when the rest of the world asks us who deserves a Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01, in the days ahead we may all stand up and proudly say together: We are Americans. And, yes, we deserve a Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01!
Sorry, Mitt, but how many cubic feet is it?
MITT SAYS: The time is right to spare a minute to think of the late Neil Armstrong, the first man to set foot on the Moon. God bless Neil Armstrong! God bless America!
How many cubic feet is the whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01? This is the question that willl live for ever on the lips and in the hearts of every true American.
And, sadly, President Obama, has, yet again, failed to come up with an answer. So let me tell you this. The Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01 is a great American invention.
Now is the moment we can all stand tall and say: I am an American. I make my own destiny. My family deserves a Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01. My country deserves a Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01. And when the rest of the world asks us who deserves a Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01, in the days ahead we may all stand up and proudly say together: We are Americans. And, yes, we deserve a Whirlpool refrigerator model ED5HVEXVB01!
Sorry, Mitt, but how many cubic feet is it?
MITT SAYS: The time is right to spare a minute to think of the late Neil Armstrong, the first man to set foot on the Moon. God bless Neil Armstrong! God bless America!
Dear Mitt, How do I change the light bulb inside a GE Profile Spacesave XL1800 microwave oven? Ken Tucky, Kentucky.
MITT SAYS: My mom dreamed big dreams. When she first set eyes on a GE Profile Spacesave XL1800 microwave oven, she knew, deep in that big heart of hers, that she had to have one.
So she worked real hard, and, little by little, she made that dream come true.
And now, whenever I see that great light shining so tenderly in my dear familys GE Profile Spacesave XL1800 microwave oven, I dream that same dream.
My fellow Americans, I say this to you today. We must never let that light go out. And, if ever it needs changing, we must reach into our hearts and renew it.
How many showers can you get out of a 20-gallon electric water heater, Mitt? Anna Hammer, Alabama
MITT SAYS: My mom always loved to shower and so did my dad. They would just stand in that shower, the all-American way, letting that cool water flow over them.
This is how it is in America. This is what makes America, America. Its that good feeling when you step into a shower and know that, within a few precious minutes, you will be soaked right through.
This is what we believe. This is what we stand for. That is the genius of our great nation to harness water and then to stand below it, getting wet.
Our future is our destiny. Our destiny is our future. The future lies in front of us. And with your help we shall deliver it. But first, we must invest in a shower curtain. Thank you, and goodnight!
MITT SAYS: My mom always loved to shower and so did my dad. They would just stand in that shower, the all-American way, letting that cool water flow over them.
This is how it is in America. This is what makes America, America. Its that good feeling when you step into a shower and know that, within a few precious minutes, you will be soaked right through.
This is what we believe. This is what we stand for. That is the genius of our great nation to harness water and then to stand below it, getting wet.
Our future is our destiny. Our destiny is our future. The future lies in front of us. And with your help we shall deliver it. But first, we must invest in a shower curtain. Thank you, and goodnight!
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2215863/I-stand-truth-justice-American-fridge-Mitt-Romney-answers-questions-household-appliances.html#ixzz28vniN2NS
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