I'm not going to be a crazy ideologue

[malaise]

says Joe Scum about Rmoney.
Bwaaaaaaaaaah that's why he chose Paul Ryan.

Fuck you Joe Scum!!

[dorkzilla]

1. We should just rename the show...

..."Morning Douchenozzle".

I swear, every fucking day he says something akin to "when I was in Congress, we got shit done" which to my mind always reminds me of Norma Desmond. Truth be told, I always think of Carol Burnett doing Nora Desmond, but with Joe Scum's face and stupid "Congress is big BUT I WAS BIGGER" mantra.

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Clinton"!

[pinboy3niner]

2. Joe may now be slipping more into sight gag territory...

"I saw it in the window and just couldn't resist it."

[dorkzilla]

3. Perfect...

Now I have coffee all over my computer screen! LOL!!

[pinboy3niner]

4. Welcome to DU, dorkzilla

That's a common occurrence here. We tend to be a pretty fun-loving bunch.

[lunatica]

5. I saw that when it was first on the air

It was a side-splitting, gasping for air, hug your aching sides rolling around in a fetal position funny.

[malaise]

6. Don't forget my dad said blah blah blah

[dorkzilla]

7. blah blah blah is right!!!

One day he's going to turn to Mika and say "my dad can beat up your dad!"

I also love his bullshit "people come up to me and say...".

I wanted to put my fist through the TV when he was talking about what women think. How the FUCK would he know? He doesn't listen to his co-host, he is going to listen to women at large? And by the way DOUCHENOZZLE, women voters are concerned about more than the price of gas...we're more worried about the WombRaiders in the GOP than the price of gas and groceries. He made women sound like simpletons...we ARE worried about social issues.

What a dick. Why do I torture myself every morning by watching this crap?

[malaise]

8. Don't forget the 'if Washington would leave

US alone like he isn't part of Washington.

I detest that lil ReTHUG weasel.

[Raster]

9. "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Clinton"! ???

???

[dorkzilla]

10. I was just paraphrasing...

...the famous line in "Sunset Boulevard"! Joe seems stuck in his perception of his glorious reign in Congress, ala Norma Desmond.

[Raster]

11. I know the movie and the line well...

...what Gay man hasn't used it a time or two... just wasn't sure where it tied in here.