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Mon Oct 8, 2012, 01:10 PM

Our secret plan to make up Unemployment numbers has paid off... bwahahaha...


Yes, Jack Welch, the Unemployment numbers have made a difference.

Obama and Romney are back to being tied in the Rasmussen tracking numbers (48% each) and Obama has re-opened his 5-point lead in Gallup (50-45).

Our secret plan to have every out-of-work Democrat lie when surveyed by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and say we have a job has worked wonderously.



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Reply Our secret plan to make up Unemployment numbers has paid off... bwahahaha... (Original post)
scheming daemons Oct 2012 OP
NYC_SKP Oct 2012 #1
Blue Owl Oct 2012 #2
LiberalEsto Oct 2012 #4
NYC_SKP Oct 2012 #6
Curtland1015 Oct 2012 #3
BumRushDaShow Oct 2012 #5

Response to scheming daemons (Original post)

Mon Oct 8, 2012, 01:15 PM

1. I look forward to our launching Operation FEMA Camps right after election day.

Oh crap, I think that's still a secret.

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Response to scheming daemons (Original post)

Mon Oct 8, 2012, 01:15 PM

2. Now -- let the War on Christmas 2012 begin...

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 8, 2012, 01:18 PM

4. For starters, let's all hire out as Santas and elves

Not only will we boost the jobs numbers,
but the potential for war-related espionage is excellent.

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #2)

Mon Oct 8, 2012, 01:37 PM

6. First, we invade CANADA!

And march north.

To Santa's Workshop!

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Response to scheming daemons (Original post)

Mon Oct 8, 2012, 01:18 PM

3. Personally, I pretended I was the Mayor of Funkytown.

Those fools bought it hook, line, and sinker.

Now to get our ACORN secret soldiers mobilized and begin the forced gay marriages.

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Response to scheming daemons (Original post)

Mon Oct 8, 2012, 01:21 PM

5. But will the lamestream media report THIS number

since they already blasted Gallup's 3-day subset number in a way that suggests that the subset was the same as their regular 7-day, and thus the race was "tied".

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