Unemployed Democrats lied to the Bureau of Labor Statistics...

[cthulu2016]

This is how far Jobs Report Trutherism has sunk in only a few hours.

The BLS household survey showed large job increases, resulting in the 7.8% unemployment rate.

The BLS is incorruptible.

So there is only one explanation... unemployed Democrats lied to the BLS, claiming to have jobs in order to help Obama. (But why did they tell the truth last month? Hmmm....)

I don't think BLS cooked numbers. I think a bunch of Dems lied about getting jobs. That would have same effect.
https://twitter.com/conncarroll

(Conn Carroll is a columnist at the Washington Examiner)

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. Wow . . . they have truly gone over the edge.

[Tennessee Gal]

2. bwahahahahahaha!!!

And just how did this bunch of Democrats conspire to do this logistically?

[pinboy3niner]

5. I blame Facebook

[K Gardner]

3. OMfG!!! LOL.. !!!

[K Gardner]

4. Well, I've been caught. I and tens of thousands of my fellow dems remained

unemployed ON PURPOSE for six months to a year, then snatched up the jobs that were waiting on us the whole time.. just in time for OCTOBER REPORTS !!

WE DID IT !!

[mzmolly]

6. LOL.

[Wellstone ruled]

7. During the summer

months the BLS does a short survey and in September all the hard data is reviewed and a new report is issued. Been this way since 2000.

[JI7]

8. HAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[Indpndnt]

9. We've been caught. Too bad we weren't smart enough to do this for the last 4 years!

Carroll is a true moran.

[cthulu2016]

11. I only got the memo a few weeks ago

[Indpndnt]

12. D'oh!

Nobody tells me anything.

BCC: me on the next one, 'kay?

[GeorgeGist]

10. Only knuckleheads would fall ...

for that distraction.