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Fri Oct 5, 2012, 03:31 PM

A pathological liar, an animal abuser, a draft dodger, and a tax cheat walk into a bar and say,

"HI. I'm Mitt Romney."

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Reply A pathological liar, an animal abuser, a draft dodger, and a tax cheat walk into a bar and say, (Original post)
Jackpine Radical Oct 2012 OP
NYC_SKP Oct 2012 #1
Angry Dragon Oct 2012 #2
pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #7
Angry Dragon Oct 2012 #11
Cleita Oct 2012 #10
Angry Dragon Oct 2012 #13
Cleita Oct 2012 #14
Jackpine Radical Oct 2012 #17
Cleita Oct 2012 #20
Jackpine Radical Oct 2012 #23
rustydog Oct 2012 #22
Angry Dragon Oct 2012 #24
fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #3
33Greeper Oct 2012 #4
central scrutinizer Oct 2012 #5
Chorophyll Oct 2012 #6
Brickbat Oct 2012 #8
pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #12
sadbear Oct 2012 #15
Cleita Oct 2012 #16
Hissyspit Oct 2012 #18
Rhiannon12866 Oct 2012 #19
Incitatus Oct 2012 #9
vishnura Oct 2012 #21

Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 03:33 PM

1. RoFL!

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 03:35 PM

2. Willard is not really a draft dodger

but he is a World Class Liar

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:04 PM

7. Instead of 'draft dodger' it should read 'chickenhawk'

That's the correct term for his behavior re: war.

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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #7)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:11 PM

11. YES

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:11 PM

10. Really? In my day anyone who took any kind of deferments, so as not

to serve in the military, was usually classified as a draft dodger. It didn't mean what he did was illegal. It was just pretty cowardly. However, to be fair, since Viet Nam was an unjustified war, and very unpopular, most draft dodgers were considered heroes back then. Young men were encouraged to be draft dodgers so I can't really blame Mittens for his use of his Mormon missionary status to dodge the draft, so to speak.

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Response to Cleita (Reply #10)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:14 PM

13. That would be correct BUT he was for the war

so as said above he is a chickenhawk

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #13)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:16 PM

14. Oh I'm not arguing that. All those draft dodgers and AWOLs back

then have seemed to have emerged in their second lives as chicken hawks. They love war as long as they don't have to participate in it up on the front lines.

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Response to Cleita (Reply #14)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:33 PM

17. But "chicken hawk" was Mitt's FIRST life.

Demonstrating in pro-war actions & then taking his deferments.

"Chickenhawk" would probably have been the better word.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #17)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 06:01 PM

20. So he's a chicken hawk and a draft dodger.

Call him anything that fits and draft dodger fits. Poster said he wasn't a draft dodger. Another said he's a chicken hawk. I say he's both.

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Response to Cleita (Reply #20)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 06:41 PM

23. I was operating on the assumption that "chickenhawk"

encompasses "draft dodger."

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Response to Angry Dragon (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 06:39 PM

22. He ran off to France, when he oculd have signed up and served.

He protested in Favor of the draft, but lacked the balls to serve America. he served the Holy Morman Church in France.

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Response to rustydog (Reply #22)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 06:53 PM

24. My point is that just because he got a deferment does not

make him a draft dodger
He is a chicken-hawk

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 03:37 PM

3. and a baby eater . . .

don't forget that one!

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 03:56 PM

4. Don't forget.....

cop impersonator.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:01 PM

5. Don't forget classmate assaulter and rogue barber

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:02 PM

6. I muttered the punchline to myself before I even clicked the link.

Great minds and all that!

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:05 PM

8. Dude's Mormon. Why's he going into a bar?

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #8)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:13 PM

12. This bar has Muppet blood on tap

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #8)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:16 PM

15. A whine bar?

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #8)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:25 PM

16. It could be a juice bar.

The kind of bar was non-specific, however, as an ex-bartender, I can swear I had many Mormon customers and many didn't drink alcohol but other things on the menu that could be made with fruit juice mixes and no alcohol like virgin pina coladas.

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #8)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:49 PM

18. To buy it, saddle it with debt, put it out of business, and walk away with a tidy profit.

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Stash the profit in the Caymans.

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Response to Hissyspit (Reply #18)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 05:52 PM

19. +1! That's it!

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 04:07 PM

9. Not draft dodger, Chicken hawk

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Fri Oct 5, 2012, 06:21 PM

21. Let's f**K the working class of this country!

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