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Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:16 PM

Go ahead. Treat yourself. Read it again. It's so much fun...

Fucker Carlson Logic:

"People will say this has already been reported. Well, actually it hasn't been reported. And I know because I reported on it the first time."

Go on. Read it again.

"People will say this has already been reported. Well, actually it hasn't been reported. And I know because I reported on it the first time."

Ah, divine entertainment. The outraged fair and balanced right-wing mind at work.

http://www.alternet.org/tea-party-and-right/matt-drudge-and-tucker-carlson-arent-only-clowns-circus-8-ridiculous-right-wing

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Reply Go ahead. Treat yourself. Read it again. It's so much fun... (Original post)
Hissyspit Oct 2012 OP
lame54 Oct 2012 #1
TrollBuster9090 Oct 2012 #27
porphyrian Oct 2012 #2
NRaleighLiberal Oct 2012 #3
Indpndnt Oct 2012 #23
Curtland1015 Oct 2012 #4
BumRushDaShow Oct 2012 #5
lastlib Oct 2012 #6
Arkansas Granny Oct 2012 #7
LiberalAndProud Oct 2012 #8
Hissyspit Oct 2012 #9
LiberalAndProud Oct 2012 #10
gkhouston Oct 2012 #11
closeupready Oct 2012 #12
berni_mccoy Oct 2012 #13
sabrina 1 Oct 2012 #14
JHB Oct 2012 #30
treestar Oct 2012 #15
hifiguy Oct 2012 #16
Marr Oct 2012 #17
julian09 Oct 2012 #18
SalviaBlue Oct 2012 #19
ThoughtCriminal Oct 2012 #20
TrollBuster9090 Oct 2012 #28
Jim__ Oct 2012 #21
Beer Snob-50 Oct 2012 #22
FailureToCommunicate Oct 2012 #24
TrollBuster9090 Oct 2012 #29
Cha Oct 2012 #25
valerief Oct 2012 #26
tanyev Oct 2012 #31
LiberalAndProud Oct 2012 #32
AlbertCat Oct 2012 #33
Swagman Oct 2012 #34
rsweets Oct 2012 #35
libodem Oct 2012 #36
booley Oct 2012 #37

Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:22 PM

1. another Craig T. Nelson

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Response to lame54 (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 05:17 PM

27. That's what I was thinking. Tucker 'pulled a Craig T. Nelson.' So much for Yogi Berra.

These conservative morons have replaced him.

Who needs "a nickel ain't worth a dime anymore", or "It sure gets late early up here" when you've got:

"I've been on welfare and foodstamps, did I get help from anybody? No!"

and

"I don't want government run socialized medicine, and keep your hands off my Medicare!"

and

"I don't remember what I said, but whatever it was I stand by it."

And now THIS!

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:22 PM

2. Ow, that hurts my entire left brain. n/t

 

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:24 PM

3. without the bowtie he...he's....well, the same old asshole!

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Response to NRaleighLiberal (Reply #3)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 04:30 PM

23. Yes, yes, he is. Just without his little schtick.

And I refuse to make the obvious joke about the little troll and his obviously tiny schtick.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:27 PM

4. I was cracking up over this one earlier.

I wonder if they realize how stupid they sound sometimes?

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:27 PM

5. Tucker FAIL!



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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:27 PM

6. Given Carlson's reporting skills, he's RIGHT!!...

...if HE reported on it, it hasn't been "REPORTED" on yet....that's easy to understand.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:30 PM

7. "Will it go round in circles?"

You can get dizzy trying to keep up with something like this.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:32 PM

8. Sometimes Tucker trips over his own tongue.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2012/10/03/14198525-the-rights-desperate-display?lite
In other words, Drudge, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity formed a strange sort of triumvirate to hype a five-year-old video that everyone already knew about, and which doesn't include anything interesting anyway.

Perhaps my favorite part of this silliness came when Carlson proudly boasted to Hannity on the air last night, "People will say this has already been reported. Well, actually, it hasn't been reported. And I know because I reported on it the first time."

Let that quote roll around in your head for a minute.



p.s. Hissyspit, that link is broken.

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Response to LiberalAndProud (Reply #8)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:35 PM

9. I fixed it.

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Response to Hissyspit (Reply #9)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:38 PM

10. Thank you. It was worth clicking.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:39 PM

11. In other words, nobody gave a shit about this story the first time, either. n/t

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:43 PM

12. Somewhere out there, a light bulb just burnt out.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:44 PM

13. lololololololololololololol





*gasp* *breath*





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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:49 PM

14. So it bombed the first time 'it was never reported' so he's trying again to report it

for the first time?

Lol, he never disappoints.

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Response to sabrina 1 (Reply #14)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 05:31 PM

30. He's recycling garbage...

...one of these days he'll learn how to sort (dumb as) topsoil from block(head)s.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:51 PM

15. That's like the America that Americans want

Millions of Americans want America to be that America.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:52 PM

16. This one has truly become one with the derp.

A derp guru. A derp Master.

Derpy Hooves is jealous.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:53 PM

17. Maybe it's a time travel thing.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 03:56 PM

18. He got off TV because he couldn't make it.

 

I wouldn't click on his site, he is trying to get attention to make a buck, with outrageous video fail.
He wants to be as lucky as Arrianna and sell for big bucks.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 04:08 PM

19. Asshat.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 04:11 PM

20. Don't make us send over Jon Stewart again

Yes, I think it is time for that.

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Response to ThoughtCriminal (Reply #20)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 05:20 PM

28. Actually, I'm pretty sure Stewart sent him a 'thank you' note today.

Stewart's show is getting recorded before the debates. So, I'm sure he sent Tucker a note saying:

"Thanks buddy, I owe you one! If not for you, all I'd have for tonight's show is the 'look at everybody trying to create low expectations for the debate' montage."

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 04:23 PM

21. Is Tucker Carlson working as the second assistant secretary to Drudge now?

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 04:27 PM

22. listened to hannity on the way home from work and i think he mentioned the video

on his show about a half dozen times. i think he had a major woody...

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 04:40 PM

24. The poster (bow tie) boy of derp



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Response to FailureToCommunicate (Reply #24)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 05:23 PM

29. Another classic comic bites the dust.

CANCELLED


But at least now we know what happened to that vial of Soupy Sales Spooge that disappeared from the Los Angeles sperm bank 43 years ago.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 04:51 PM

25. Tell us again, Tuc-Ker... how is you know

it hasn't been reported?

Oh, and it's a really BFD, tucker..don't let anyone tell you it isn't

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 04:56 PM

26. I understand his logic. It doesn't count if a Republican does it!!!!! nt

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 05:55 PM

31. That's what happens when you wear a mobius loop around your neck for so many years.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 06:59 PM

32. Kick. for fun.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Wed Oct 3, 2012, 10:54 PM

33. Trying so hard to be relevant.

Take up knitting or watercolors or something, Tucker.

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 12:46 AM

34. it's true- one day some silly talking head will implode on live telly

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 12:57 AM

35. +1

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 01:01 AM

36. He's a smarmy doofus

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Response to Hissyspit (Original post)

Thu Oct 4, 2012, 10:25 AM

37. well in Tucker's defense

.. It's not as if anyone actually listens to what he says.

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