** LEAKED ** Romney's pre-written and rehearsed "Zingers" !
The Romney camp is making sure that nothing Romney says tonight will be genuine. They have had Romney practicing his pre-written zingers since August. Here according to comedy sources is what we can look forward to:
Romney will try to tape a large "Kick me" sign to Obama's back during the handshake.
"I urge Americans to ask themselves 'Are you better off than Rafalca' ?"
"take my wives...please"
"Where's the Kobe beef? No, seriously I'm hungry and all they had backstage was those round pastry thingies with holes in the middle..."
“I am a job creator. Do you think my parasite staff would be employed otherwise?”
"I'm out of zingers but Paul Ryan will give you a voucher for one."
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i
could
see
it
happening
He says "you don't have as much money as I do", want to bet?????? Or, Mitt says "my birth certificate was forge, was really born in Mexico, not Michigan"!!!!
And Obama says "there you go again"!!!!!!!!! And finishes with I am an American 
!!!!!!! 
